Today’s movie: The Shipment

Somehow I’m not surprised that there is no scriptwriter credit (which would actually belong to Richard Steen) in the IMDB database; makes me wonder what name’s the writer equivalent of Alan Smithee and why it wasn’t used for this piece of dreck. The Shipment does nothing for the careers of Mathew Modine or Elizabeth Berkeley, though clearly they hoped to show off the ability to carry a romantic caper comedy. Some moments of amusement but not nearly enough to justify the investment of 100 minutes of lifespan.

Not recommended

One woman’s exam

Dawn just cracks me up. She has an emergency appendicitis, is barely out of the hospital and has to go in for a follow-up exam and this is what she blogs about it: “So she poked and poked with the prod, and finally, when she went to pull it out, I suppose my cock-starved crotch had decided that it wasn’t done yet. My muscles had gripped the wand very tightly, and she had to fight to get me to release it.”

American Man

Johnny Cash is gone, not a surprise after long illness and the hole in his heart where June used to live, but he left behind some immense, moving works. Check out his video of Hurt, his last video. A dark and heavy ballad, this is actually Johnny’s take on a Nine Inch Nails tune transformed into slow country blues. The video compares and contrasts Cash at 70 with his younger self and since it was made a while back, June was still alive and is touchingly behind him, a profound presence.

A sad second loss this week indeed.

Took the words right out of my mouth

Today’s Krugman: “In other words, if you thought the last two years were bad, just wait: it’s about to get worse. A lot worse.”

This weekend’s Krugman: “The astonishing political success of the antitax crusade has, more or less deliberately, set the United States up for a fiscal crisis. How we respond to that crisis will determine what kind of country we become.” [via Garret]

And a bonus interview with the Princeton Prof, which I wasn’t going to link but just fits in too well with this column, and the MeFi discussion where I found it.

Let me be the first to say it: Paul Krugman for President!

The new Batman

Get ready for Christian Bale to be the new Bruce Wayne for director Christopher Nolan, but I sure hope he shaves the goatee first. Bale’s been in a few big–as in expensive–movies (Reign of Fire, Captain Corelli’s Mandolin, American Psycho) but he’s yet to really drive a moneymaker. Nolan’s done some interesting work, as has screenwriter David Goyer, though I wonder if they’ll take the franchise back in the quirky direction of Tim Burton.

Remembering, two years on

“There are no words to express my sadness and anger at the animals who perpetrated this horror.” Those were my first written words two years ago and I really have few more all this time later. I can still see the images of the second aircraft slamming into the side of the WTC tower, flames spouting, and the video broadcast from as close to Ground Zero as TV crews could get. People covered, coated in dust, screaming, crying, bleeding. Hearing my sister’s voice on the telephone before that, crying herself, telling me to just turn on the TV. While people in other countries grieved with us or celebrated our pain, America woke up.

I still can barely allow myself to think about this tragedy; just looking at the photo linked to the words “this horror” in the previous paragraph is painful. A couple of lines from Springsteen’s Walk Like a Man come to mind:

Well so much has happened to me

That I don’t understand

We’ve been to war twice, decimated two countries at a huge cost to our own, yet Osama bin Laden still remains out of reach, able to send messages taunting America and attempting to incite further hate and violence. Ground Zero is still giving up bits and pieces of the bodies embedded there.

TV Reminder: Enterprise

In case you haven’t been paying attention, tonight is the third season premiere of Star Trek Enterprise on your local UPN channel at 8:00; now you have no excuse not to see it. Archer, T’Pol (featuring even sexier new outfits!), and the crew are joined by a squad of MACOs as they search the deadly dangerous Expanse for the alien Xindi. Wipe out the Xindi before they wipe us out!

Talk about your Basso Profundo

Scientists determined that a black hole is putting out a B flat sound but because the sound is 57 octaves below Middle C, humans will of course never hear it. Probably would blow out your stereo speakers anyway. Plus the black hole is 250 million light years away, only adding to the difficulty.

A bit easier to hear, not to mention more enjoyable by many orders of magnitude, will be Simon & Garfunkle (not Garfunckle as I originally spelled Art’s name) as the duo has finally announced a reunion tour. They’ll play the HP Pavillion in San Jose on Nov. 5 but given the price of tickets (up to $200 per seat!) and all, I don’t think we’ll be going. Bobby Slayton Oct. 11 at the San Jose Improv for $20 a ticket, that’s another story entirely. not to mention a completely different kind of sound than the black hole or S&G.

Recommended: Rib Crib

There’s a fairly new place over in Cupertino on Stevens Creek Boulevard. the Rib Crib, and I highly recommend it to those of you with large appetites. Every Tuesday night is the All-You-Can-Eat Special for $10.99 and that includes as much of the side dishes as you can stuff down as well. We at least were good in that regard, sticking mainly to the growing the huge piles of starkly naked bones on our plates. And the cole slaw, that was very tasty too, though I have a sneaking suspicion that’s because there’s a goodly amount of sugar in it. We’ll see at the morning weigh-in. Anyway, food’s good but be careful on the parking.

A day’s day

Started off the day with not enough sleep, for the usual reason, but then the weigh-in showed a loss of a half pound, followed by a decent workout and fine morning coffee.

Read about the passing of Warren Zevon, very sad. Was going to write my own little tribute but what more is there really to say? He was great, he lived wild and hard, he died satisfied.

Read another chapter of Pragmatic ADO.NET, about halfway done now, this one on “Working with DataSets.” Very strong book, tightly focused, and not too much time/space wasted on repeating crap out of the reference manual.

Lunch with a good older episode of Law and Order (George Dzunda was still the lead detective) and a trip to the post office to mail off some sold merchandise and a bonus cup of coffee.

Back home to struggle with the CSS. I’m coming to the conclusion that I will either need some help or have to give up and revert to tables. That would suck. I’ve been reading a bunch of web articles on CSS and positioning/box model but to no avail. Suckage!

Tonight should be better. TS1 is cooking a dish called Salmon and Bok Choy, or at least features those two main ingredients–nummy! And BBC America’s Mystery Monday has a new episode–the fourth and final episode–of Rebus.

Advertising: I’m too old for this crap

“Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.” So I should drink Miller Lite

Amazingly tough guys drive Toyota Tacomas. So I should buy one to be like them.

I’m telling you, it’s as bad as spam. Maybe not quite the volume but the intelligence in it. Of course they’re all repetitive as hell and so they sink into annoying wasp-like background noise, just another meaningless but necessary task to be attended. I appreciate the need for advertisers, at least on TV, who pay for the content but couldn’t the high-paid copywriters at least create some ads that capture my interest more than once a year?

And while TPTB are at it, could someone please send Joe Theisman away somewhere so I don’t have to hear his craptastic football commentary any more? No need to rip the thigh bones out of his leg again though if it’s really necessary…

Weird email bounces

Are you seeing a bunch of Undeliverable Mail notices from sme Mailer Daemon in your inbox lately? I am and the strange thing is that the supposed sending address is some odd combination of alphanumerics (for instance, 4rertttrrr) at my domain. Combinations that I don’t use, for mail sent to addresses that I’ve never heard of. Makes about as much sense as the idiotic Visa commercial running now that stars Derek Jeter and George Steinbrenner. As if a guy making around $18 million a year from his Yankees salary alone needs to justify spending a few dollars on going out to high priced restaurants. Anyway, the emails, well I’d think virus or worm but I’ve got the latest Norton A-V running at all times, including the weekly system scan and all the available patches from MS. Volume isn’t high enough to think that a spammer is forging mail headers and using my domain. So just very strange.

Update: Of course, as soon as I pushed the Publish button on this entry a virus-infected email arrived. Caught by NAV but still…

Uggh, the joy of being on someone else’s server

Blogger is apparently being hit with a Denial of Service attack, and has been for the last 24 hours or more. Which is why I had the trouble posting yesterday and into today. Some asswipe probably doesn’t like the fact that Pyra sold out to Google, or has some other beef with Google and the Blogger servers are the ones must vulnerable, or something, but whoever’s doing it is an asshat and sucks. Way to fight the 3vi1, d00d!

Today’s movie: Ripley’s Game

Some movies take a novel and make something completely unrelated from it, save perhaps a few character names and a basic idea, while others slavishly attend to the author’s word as stone tablets; either way the movie may be good or bad. Yet some movies stay quite faithful to the author’s work while creating an original and authentic work, and this is what writer/director Liliana Cavani has done with Ripley’s Game (official site).

Released theatrically in Europe to some reasonable box office success, the film could not secure a distribution deal here in The States and went straight to cable where it premiered last night on the Independent Film Channel (next showing doesn’t appear to be until Sep. 20!). And yes, this is the same Ripley character that Matt Damon played in The Talented Mr. Ripley. Patricia Highsmith wrote five Ripley novels with the Damon feature giving us the ‘origin story’ more or less while the others show him 15 or more years later. Recall that Tom Ripley isn’t even Tom Ripley but another person who murdered the real person of that name and stole his identity.

So it’s not unreasonable for Tom Ripley to be played in Ripley’s Game by John Malkovich; this version of Tom is much older, settled in his skin as one who simply does not have a conscious and does not miss it. While I do appreciate Damon as an actor (Bourne Identity and Italian Job were top of my list the last two years), he has yet to learn the subtle and casual acting skills which Malkovich was born with.

In this outing, Ripley is matched with ‘innocent wanker’ Jonathan Trevanny (played by Dougray Scott) and ruthless crime lord Reeves (Ray Winstone of Love, Honour & Obey and Sexy Beast). Ripley and Reeves have earned together in the past, established by the opening act where the partner on the sale of some forged art, while Trevanny runs a framing shop in the little village where Ripley hides away to enjoy his ill-gotten gains. But Trevanny is dying of leukemia and Reeves needs someone unknown to get close to a rival and murder him–the viewer should understand that though the film is set in the present, the novel was written in the post-WWII, pre-Free Love period and it reflects that sensibility.

Ripley, somewhat maliciously, matches Reeves and Trevanny and Trevanny heads off to Munich to do the contracted deed. He takes his pay, thinking he’s gotten a little stash to leave behind when the disease takes, but of course life in a mystery story isn’t so easy. Reeves shows up and tells him that there’s a second job, like it or not, this one not as simple. Fortunately Ripley shows up to help out with the assignment but then the baddies come after the three of them, having seen through Reeves’ attempt at misdirection.

Scott is almost too hard and pretty to be believable in his part of the innocent but with a little makeup and determination, does well. Winstone has zero problems with the Reeves character, just another in the long line of gangsters he’s played; perhaps he even was a bit of one before falling into acting? Lena Headey plays Scott’s wife, reasonable job though only a small piece of meat, and Italian actress Chiara Caselli is Louisa Harari, Tom’s concert harpsichordist wife.

Cavani has done a very interesting job with Ripley’s Game and I’m disappointed that the movie isn’t getting a bigger play. Many people who might otherwise enjoy it will miss out but perhaps in the near future it will show up on DVD or a major cable channel. She moved the locale of Ripley’s home from rural France to rural Italy, a choice that only enhanced the movie, and made smart choices in the simplification/editing that must take place in tranforming a several hundred page into a two hour movie.

Definitely recommended if you get IFC.

RSS replacing email?

Lately there has been much commentary on the ‘death of email’ and such as people realize that spam and anti-virus filters are probably going to be less and less effective as time passes. Having read this, I have some questions for these commentators suggesting RSS as an alternative. Maybe John Robb, formerly an industry analyst and Navy jet pilot, can pose some answers since it was his post that inspired this.

I’m a bit confused by recent comments on using RSS in place of email. What I’m picturing as intended is an RSS feed that I publish to instead of sending email. But I don’t send all my emails to everyone, so that means publishing a separate feed for each individual and crossposting to the appropriate feeds when there’s more than one recipient for a given message. I suppose I could use a single blog with multiple categories, one category per recipient but a) this is an implementation detail, b) categories wouldn’t be very secure since one would would almost certainly use a mnemonic naming system, and c) Blogger doesn’t support categories.

Anyway, this means that all my recipients would need to subscribe to the appropriate feed; perhaps I could send them an email with a link to get started? Also, each new person with whom I want to correspond would require much more initial effort than is currently required. Would the system use Trackback to maintain a conversational thread?

John? (or perhaps PhilR wants to comment?)

[Note: I’ve had Blogger issues for hours, or this would have been posted much earlier.*grumble grumble*]