All the Quotes and Lyrics

These are song lyrics, historical quotes, lines from movies, things people have said or written, and they just hit me a certain way.

• We don’t kill kittens puppies!
• Fornicate using your actual genitals
• Eww, feels like cold spaghetti!
• It’s not really honesty unless your friends are allowed to watch
• What’s up with that?–The Sweet One
• What are you doing?
• For those about to rock, we salute you.–AC/DC
• Thank you
• What’s so funny ’bout peace, love, and understanding?–Nick Lowe
• Have I told you lately that I love you?–Van Morrison
• I look pretty young but I’m just back dated–The Who
• It’s so hard to be a saint in the city–Springsteen
• You gotta follow that dream wherever that dream may lead–Springsteen
• My love will not let you down–Springsteen
• Good will conquer evil and the truth will set you free–Springsteen
• May your hands always be busy, May your feet always be swift–Dylan
• You think they’d be out arresting dope dealers.–Carmella Soprano
• I gotta biscotti and I’m not afraid to use it.–me
• One day, several years after taking your last dose of lysergic acid diethylamide, your paranoia will subside.
• I know I can’t remember everything but there’s something important…
• I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work… I want to achieve it through not dying.–Woody Allen
• Not an enigma, just a contradiction
• We are always where we are, but we don’t often know where that is.
• I wanna soft touch in the right place, I wanna feel like a king tonight–ELP
• The universe could turn into jelly at any moment
• We must preserve the safeguards of justice and evidence, or we become our enemy.
• The secret of life is enjoying the passage of time–James Taylor
• It is not unpatriotic to exercise your rights and it is un-American to suggest otherwise.
• That certainly wasn’t helpful
• Love is not finding the right person, it’s being the right person
• Baby, we in business now!
• No brains, and happy without them
• That was tasty water, baby, tasty water!–me
• Try these water-flavored popsicles–Bernie Mac
• Oy, what do you want, the secret of life? Well not from me boychick!
• The road is bad, beer is good.–Sumerian proverb
• I’m not Charlie Brown on Acid.–Bart Simpson
• Life: one uncertainty after the next.–me
• Surprise, it’s your best girlfriend’s boobs!
• I missed my mouth–twice!–The Sweet One, 4/18/03
• When the going gets WEIRD, the weird turn pro.–Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
• It might be a good idea if the various countries of the world would occasionally swap history books, just to see what other people are doing with the same set of facts. -Bill Vaughan, journalist (1915-1977)