All the Quotes and Lyrics

These are song lyrics, historical quotes, lines from movies, things people have said or written, and they just hit me a certain way.

  • We don’t kill kittens puppies!
  • Fornicate using your actual genitals
  • Eww, feels like cold spaghetti!
  • It’s not really honesty unless your friends are allowed to watch
  • What’s up with that?–The Sweet One
  • What are you doing?
  • For those about to rock, we salute you.–AC/DC
  • Thank you
  • What’s so funny ’bout peace, love, and understanding?–Nick Lowe
  • Have I told you lately that I love you?–Van Morrison
  • I look pretty young but I’m just back dated–The Who
  • It’s so hard to be a saint in the city–Springsteen
  • You gotta follow that dream wherever that dream may lead–Springsteen
  • My love will not let you down–Springsteen
  • Good will conquer evil and the truth will set you free–Springsteen
  • May your hands always be busy, May your feet always be swift–Dylan
  • You think they’d be out arresting dope dealers.–Carmella Soprano
  • I gotta biscotti and I’m not afraid to use it.–me
  • One day, several years after taking your last dose of lysergic acid diethylamide, your paranoia will subside.
  • I know I can’t remember everything but there’s something important…
  • I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work… I want to achieve it through not dying.–Woody Allen
  • Not an enigma, just a contradiction
  • We are always where we are, but we don’t often know where that is.
  • I wanna soft touch in the right place, I wanna feel like a king tonight–ELP
  • The universe could turn into jelly at any moment
  • We must preserve the safeguards of justice and evidence, or we become our enemy.
  • The secret of life is enjoying the passage of time–James Taylor
  • It is not unpatriotic to exercise your rights and it is un-American to suggest otherwise.
  • That certainly wasn’t helpful
  • Love is not finding the right person, it’s being the right person
  • Baby, we in business now!
  • No brains, and happy without them
  • That was tasty water, baby, tasty water!–me
  • Try these water-flavored popsicles–Bernie Mac
  • Oy, what do you want, the secret of life? Well not from me boychick!
  • The road is bad, beer is good.–Sumerian proverb
  • I’m not Charlie Brown on Acid.–Bart Simpson
  • Life: one uncertainty after the next.–me
  • Surprise, it’s your best girlfriend’s boobs!
  • I missed my mouth–twice!–The Sweet One, 4/18/03
  • When the going gets WEIRD, the weird turn pro.–Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
  • It might be a good idea if the various countries of the world would occasionally swap history books, just to see what other people are doing with the same set of facts. -Bill Vaughan, journalist (1915-1977)

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