Judge Orders God To Break Up Into Smaller Deities

OMG, The Onion is just so fucking funny! Did I say fucking? Oh well. It is. Check the story out. One of many examples:

The suit, brought against God by the Justice Department on behalf of a coalition of “lesser deities” and polytheistic mortals, alleged that He violated antitrust laws by claiming in the Holy Bible that He was the sole creator of the universe, and by strictly prohibiting the worship of what He termed “false idols.”

There’s even a cool USA Today-style infographic! The Whumpman gets in early on this sure Daypop classic.