Greetings from Hobbiton

And I am your host, Bungo Burrows of Tuckborough, according to Chris Wetherell’s amusing webtoy Hobbit Name Generator. Some other Hobbit names:

George Bush – Squinty of Simpleton

Bruce Springsteen – Togo Loamsdown of Deephallow

Andy Pettite – Podo Bumbleroot

Julia Roberts – Polo Moss of Lake-By-Downs

Hillary Clinton – Minto Knotwise of Michel Delving

Hey, the movie is only weeks away, are you ready?

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