And I am your host, Bungo Burrows of Tuckborough, according to Chris Wetherell’s amusing webtoy Hobbit Name Generator. Some other Hobbit names:
George Bush – Squinty of Simpleton
Bruce Springsteen – Togo Loamsdown of Deephallow
Andy Pettite – Podo Bumbleroot
Julia Roberts – Polo Moss of Lake-By-Downs
Hillary Clinton – Minto Knotwise of Michel Delving
Hey, the movie is only weeks away, are you ready?