TopFive today: Beer

Today’s list is The Top 16 Marketing Slogans for Dung-Flavored Beer. It was inspired by the news that a new beverage on sale in the Orkney islands off northern Scotland is a “Stone Age” beer flavored with animal dung, recovered from a 5,000-year-old pub and brewery. I rarely log these even though the daily lists are usually pretty good but this one is too much. Sample:

14. It’s *Still* Better Than Budweiser

7. Tastes Like John Travolta’s Acting

There are others funnier but also more scatalogical. Go see for yourself! Geez, I laughed more at the runner up and honorable mention lists than the top choices.