This explains a lot!

In the current issue, The Onion explains that God has been diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder. Said Rev. Dr. Henry Jurgens, “God has His problems like anyone else, but He is essentially trying His best. He just has a condition that makes His emotions fly out of control at times.” If God gets mad, I guess you won’t be reading this weblog much longer…

They also have an amusing article on the Lowest Common Denominator.