Blaming the gun

Today a man in Pittsburgh shot and killed three police officers who had responded to a report of domestic violence. Yesterday another man shot and killed thirteen people in Binghampton, NY. Both gunmen were wearing body armor, apparently prepared to take on any police response.

Online comments, in this case on the Yahoo Buzz discussion of the Pittsburgh story, are certainly not to be taken as more than anecdotal evidence of community sentiment but still I was seriously wound up by the majority of those posted as of now.

Most of the posters seemed more concerned that President Obama and the Democratic congress were trying to override their Second Amendment right to own guns than with the 16 dead people and their grieving families. A couple of particularly sad examples:

these brainwashed killers are brought out intentionally, so to take away our 2 amendment. bring on the chaos so to create more control. gun control that is. biden is on it!said dorite.

Will Obama insist on calling the shooter something other than a murderer? Perhaps this event will be called a “Disturbed Citizen Confrontation.” If we can’t call terrorists “Enemy Combatants.” how can we call Americans “murderers?” said (the ironically nicknamed) Patriot.

Seriously, sixteen people who were doing their jobs or else in the same boat as the murderer are being buried and these dunces want to make up absurd claims with no basis in reality?!

Let’s for a moment, though, take them seriously. Another poster makes the valid point that the majority of gun owning Americans do not use them to murder people or commit other crimes.

Is that a good enough reason to continue allowing Americans unfettered access to all types of guns? The NRA and the rest of the gun lobby use their muscle to prevent any limitations on gun ownership.

The primary arguments I have seen are that people need guns to protect themselves and for hunting. If this is so then why are laws that cover guns and ammunition which are not used in either of them a problem?

The Second Amendment is not, after all, as absolute in its language as the First. “Congress shall make no law” is much stronger than “shall not be infringed.”

Some people will argue that what the Founders wrote should be taken literally and not interpreted, either in regards to the times in which they lived and their other writings or in light of changes since then and current thinking.

My answer is simply WTF. You want a rifle for hunting and a pistol for the house? Fine. Armor-piercing bullets and .50 caliber machine guns? Kiss my heiny.

Another argument is that if we outlaw guns only outlaws will have guns. By definition I suppose that would be true as any hunter who kept a rifle in the garage or homeowner with a .22 in the back closet would be an outlaw. But that isn’t what’s on the table, its just a strawman argument to generate emotional appeal where logic fails.

Finally some will argue that an armed populace keeps the government on its toes, from overreaching its place. When the government has Stealth bombers, divisions of M1A tanks and nuclear subs I do not believe any group of civilians will be able to achive that result.

The only answer for this is to hope some substantial portion of the military will side with, well, whichever side is actually right. Even without the military, the lack of change brought about by various anti-government groups over the last 20 years is reasonable proof that armed civilians cannot succeed.

No, the truth now is that gun owners have become religious. They speak and react with the same zealous vigor as religious fanatics–and not surprisingly there’s a serious overlap of the two groups.

In a way this strange. You shall not kill is one of the 10 commandments, stated as an absolute. Not you shall not kill except in self-defense or in order to eat (the commandment isn’t specific to humans. No killing period.

Meanwhile our families, friends and neighbors are dying in front of our eyes. Are these two men murderers? Yes. Are their guns to blame? No. But when gun-owning fanatics will not allow the least restrictions on gun sales so that clearly mentally unbalanced people can buy them, then they share blame for the result.

Last: Our literal-minded compatriots will make exceptions on the one hand, since it suits them, but not on the other even when doing so might be closer in agreement with their self-proclaimed religious beliefs.

Next time you happen to be in a conversation with a religious gun owner, have some fun and ask them how they reconcile the contradictions.

Rampant Reds!

This posting is really just for my future recollection. Liverpool FC are going all guns now, following up the 4-0 win over Real Madrid with a 4-1 win at Old Trafford and yesterday’s 5-0 Anfield thrashing of Aston Villa. The latter, coupled with a second straight ManUtd loss and Chelsea’s surprising loss to Tottenham, means there are at least two teams who can win the Premier League and neither plays at Stamford Bridge… or the Emirates.

Villa were hoping to push into the top four but based on recent form this seems unlikely. Martin O’Neill is a pretty good manager but has overworked his shallow squad and its beginning to affect results. Lucky for him there’s an international break before they have to go to Manchester United.

With frontman Dimitar Berbatov likely to miss due to an ankle injury, no Wayne Rooney or Paul Scholes–both bad boys got reds on Saturday–and an off-kilter Cristiano Ronaldo, will O’Neill deploy an aggressive front line of Heskey, Carew and Agbonlahor in a 4-3-3 to try and extend Sir Alex’s misery?

The Reds go to Fulham the day before, and the Cottagers will be proud of their victory, but I think the traveling squad will be too much for Roy Hodgson’s backline, too eager to make up points dropped earlier this season that evaporated what was an eight point league table lead prior to Christmas.

Reds have won four straight, scoring 16 and conceding one–ONE!–goal since the wakeup call at Middlesboro. They’ve taken 13 of 15 possible points against the other three Top 4 teams.

Torres did not get any of the goals against Villa and that’s got to sting. Riera will want more of the plaudits he’s had the last few weeks. Reina is making the stops and setting up goals. Stevie G is being called the in-form player period, in any league.

Look out this week to see Gerrard and Benitez get player and manager of the month awards. Fulham, just look out 😉

Springsteen and the Ministry of Rock and Roll

The E Street Band Live in New York City video was blasting in HD this afternoon while I struggled with some web programming and then a song came on which is the perfect example of why Bruce and his band are for my money the greatest rock act to ever play the big stage.

Light of Day (Youtube Part 1, Youtube Part 2) isn’t one of his hits or even well-known–heck the original release was a version done by Joan Jett and Michael J. Fox in their obscure 1987 film of the same name. But the way the guys worked it up for this tour simply has everything a great rock performance needs.

  • Bouncy, fast-paced basic chords with plenty of room for all the guitars, keyboards and Clarence’s sax to add color and style
  • Lyrics that are fun and still actually make sense
  • Improvisations that break from the expected (like counting up the miles, breaking into a dizzying, poetic listing of all the tour stops that ends with New York and moving on to the kind of teasing a Jersey guy will do to a crowd of New Yorkers)
  • Bruce dancing around the mic stand, waving his arms to incite the crowd to even greater abandon, throwing in a gospel-inspired chant that ends with him fountaining water over his head like a rock and roll baptism

“I’ve seen people lost! In envy over the New Jersey Devils winning the Stanley Cup!” he sings, and then holds his hands up in surprise as the audience hisses. “…But that’s alright because I’m here tonight on an ambassadorial mission to unite these two great civilizations,” he finishes, and then the band jumps back in to rock out the house.

I can’t explain this better but this is what I love about rock and why, despite my recent misgivings over his, er, business judgment, I can always get a thrill listening to Springsteen and the E Street Band.

The iconic image is Bruce, hands over his head and the Telecaster hanging low down his back:

Bruce, the iconic image

Liverpool 4-0 Real Madrid: Red Hurricane

All the pundits forecast that Liverpool would come out tonight to squeeze the life out of their Champions League second leg match after bringing home a 1-0 win from the Bernabeau two weeks ago. Rafa confounded everyone, including the Spanish brain trust, by having the players blaze up the field from the start and there was really no doubt at all that the Reds were moving on to the semifinals for the fourth time in the last five years.

The outcome was clear from the first Liverpool attack in the first minute when Fernando Torres took the ball at the top of the box with his back to goal, backheeled it between Fabio Cannavaro’s legs, spun around Cannavaro to the outside and regained possession to get off a shot that was only stopped by a great save from Iker Casillas.

The Reds continued pounding Real relentlessly and broke through just before twenty minutes when Torres muscled Real’s other central defender Pepe off the ball. Dirk Kuyt was just outside of them and touched the ball back to Torres in the center and, with Casillas pulled out of position, Torres needed just the lightest of taps for the goal. Torres never beat Madrid in his years with crosstown rivals Atletico but now has two in two weeks!

The Reds got a huge favor from the sideline assistant ten minutes later when he raised his flag for hand ball by Gabriel Heinze inside the box. Replays showed it came off the Argentine’s shoulder but the officials don’t have the benefit of video and Captain Stevie coolly sent the PK the other way for numero dos.

Just after the restart the Reds broke down sloppy back line passing–which they did the whole game, to be fair–and Ryan Babel drove clear to the touchline where he pulled it back to Stevie G, who scored again from a very difficult ball. Andrea Dossena, a late sub, got the final tally just before the end when Casillas could not get back to recover from one last giveaway by his field players.

Besides the score good things from this match:

  • Torres was doubtful to play at all but got the opener and was very aggressive coming back on defense to harrass the Madrid midfield.
  • Gerrard showed a full recovery from his ankle woes
  • Jay Spearing made an impressive senior team debut after subbing in for Gerrard in the 72nd

Draw for the next round is on Friday. Already through are Chelsea, Villareal and Bayern Munich–the German side was especially impressive today, drubbing Sporting of Lisbon 7-1 to go with a 5-0 beatingin the first leg. Favorites to go through tomorrow are Manchester United, Arsenal and Barcelona, and though I have no idea about Atletico Madrid v. Porto I would certainly like to see my Reds draw the winner of that matchup.

In the Premier League the Reds are having a rough spell but today’s result and the 2-0 beating of Sunderland last time out should give them a good frame of mind for Saturday’s crucial visit to Old Trafford. Only a win gets them back in the title race, though a draw or a tight 1-0 loss will give them hope should the two meet later on in the Champions League.

Liverpool v. Manchester United in the May 27 final in Rome, now that would be a dream fixture!

The Disturbing 3: Standing Targets

Lines of supporters snake past the turnstiles
Boldly shouting club chants across each other
Waving colorful pennants and angry fists
Pounding out a rhythm everybody knows.

Players are out on the field warming up
Cameramen line up shots of the goals and benches
Kids climb over their seats, waving at friends
Hands sticky from pop and candy, happy.

Physios set out rolls of tape and extra shinguards
Helpers get trays of bottled water and towels
Announcers and color commentators jabber,
Rushing to scribble final notes and thoughts.

Louder than the fan’s cheers the starting whistle reigns
The referee’s arm comes down and the players jump
Home supporters shouting again, traveling fans
Hold their own, altogether shaking the stands.

Action races up the pitch with the ball flitting,
Wing to mid to fullback to striker to wing, defender
Jumping in to disrupt the play, bounding the ball
Off a leg, off the field and into the technical area.

Starting to get that Summer movie itch!

  • Star Trek – May 8: From everything I’ve seen so far, this will be outstanding for Trekkies and non-fans alike
  • Public Enemies – July 1: Johnny Depp and Christian Bale as John Dillinger and Melvin Purvis, directed by Michael Mann
  • X-MEN: Wolverine – May 1: Hugh Jackman’s back with the sideburns and claws
  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince – July 17: Getting serious about He Who Must Not Be Named
  • Terminator Salvation – May 22: Getting back to the serious business of saving the future
  • Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen – June 26
  • The Taking of Pelham 123 – June 12: Denzel vs. Travolta in Tony Scott’s remake of the ’73 subway thriller
  • Land of the Lost – June 5: It’s Will Farrell, you know you want to see it
  • Up – May 29: Pixar’s latest
  • The Ugly Truth – July 24: Katherine Heigl is the new Jamie Lee Curtis is the new Ursula Andress
  • Inglourious Basterds – Aug. 21: Tarantino takes on WWII with Brad Pitt and Mike Myers
  • GI Joe: Rise of Cobra – Aug. 7: Not sure, but has some good actors and the trailer looks pretty good
  • Taking Woodstock – Aug. 14: Ang Lee makes a comedy about the story behind Woodstock
  • The Boat That Rocked – Aug. 28: Richard Curtis, who made Love, Actually, one of my favorite films, looks back at UK pirate radio in the ’60s with a terrific cast including Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Emma Thompson, Ken Branagh, Bill Nighy and Gemma Arterton

Core principles of good documentation

On one of my mailing lists someone asked for guidance on creating software docs. I responded with a few simple principles:

  • Less is more: People simply do not like to read this kind of stuff and so leave out anything they don’t need to know, such as theoretical discussions of why something is the way it is. Also, at least in the first release of docs, use the 80/20 rule and only document the main use cases rather than the exceptions. Think of this as paying rent.
  • Pictures really are worth a 1000 words: Screenshots and even better screencasts are much better ways of explaining action sequences than text. Any time you’re putting a numbered list in the text, consider doing a short screencast instead or also.
  • Fix the software: If you have a tough time explaining a feature or capability for the documentation then consider rewriting the software. The best documentation is software that needs none, the ultimate less being more.
  • Steal or copy: Look at the documentation for software you use or is competitive or you respect and see what you can reuse from that, whether it’s formatting, how they use graphics/screencasts or method of explaining difficult concepts.

While screencasts are a very new concept I think they are a tool very much suited to our times. Already there are a bunch of free and inexpensive applications available for making them, all seem very easy to use, meaning a low barrier to adoption. If bandwidth costs are a concern for you or your organization, post them to YouTube or similar services–after all, the more widely available these videos are, the better!

Aptana has produced many and put up Aptana TV to host them (not to mention that site is the first production ActiveJS application, good job Ian and Ryan). Many of the videos are done by the developer who worked on the part of the product described, which I think is very powerful when the product itself is used by developers. No marketing fluff, at least.

Glen Lipka at JHTC March 10: Outstanding!

For quite some time I’ve wanted my former co-worker to speak to JHTC and now he’s agreed to be at our March 10 meeting. The title of his talk is “Drive Product Success with User Experience” and I’m disappointed in not coming up with a better one but to be blunt Glen is a UX god, absolutely worth your time to come hear.

Glen is someone who can cut through any discussion to find the real decision points and turn that into product requirements and visual design. His blog post today, What are you arguing about?, is a perfect example of his ability to convert argument (in a rhetorical sense) into answerable questions.

One his pithy principles that I love is Who’s the landlord? What he means is every product feature, design aspect or word on a page or screen has to carry its weight. Nothing “just gets” in without contributing to the end goal, which is (in his case) building lovely software, software whose customers say “I love this and have to have it.”

See for yourself March 10!

Not recommended: American Baseline

Summary: Robert Hunt of American Baseline was either negligent or incompetent in handling my situation and I would not recommend other homeowners use his services.

The Longer Version:

One of the annoying things about our lovely new house that I didn’t find out until long after I could actually use the information is that this house is in a flood zone. An AO-1 flood zone and the garage is far short of the permanent open space (venting) required.

Flood insurance–required by all mortgage lenders–usually costs around $500 a year for this size house. Being in the AO-1 zone raises that to almost $1400. Having too little venting increases that by about 50%.

This is in Mountain View, mind you, and so completely ridiculous. What is the source of the flooding threat, according to FEMA? Not Permanent Creek, which literally runs across the back of my property, but ponding from the nearby 101 on ramp. Ha! I say. You cannot tell me that any water wouldn’t flow first to Permanente Creek, which is far closer than my house.

There is the possibility of relief by getting a Letter of Map Amendment from FEMA. This requires submission of an Elevation Certificate prepared by a licensed professional. No one I knew had gone through this so some web searching brought me to Robert Hunt of American Baseline.

Robert claimed over a decade’s experience in preparing these certificates and related matters. His fee was $800 but okay since I’d be saving over $2,000 a year.

I submitted the certificate he prepared and six weeks later got an envelope from FEMA. Happy days, I thought, but instead the letter inside said there were three deficiencies in my request.

I passed the response along to Robert and he sent me back a revised certificate. A few weeks go by and again the FEMA response is there are still two problems.

I sent this to Robert. Now he–from what I could tell–actually read the FEMA letter.

One of the additional items FEMA wanted was a topographical map of my property showing the structure and drainage. Robert said he’d never heard of this being required but it would cost another $1700 to prepare.

I called the company to which FEMA outsources the evaluation of these requests to get an explanation of this out of the blue map requirement. When I first looked into getting the LOMA I had also spoken to someone at this company and he never mentioned needing the map.

I was told that all they needed was a hand-drawn map, not something formal. Phew!

The other issue, though, was that by one of the measurements my house was four inches (out of over 25 feet!) short of the requirement and so my request couldn’t be granted, making the map unnecessary anyway. After a lengthy discussion I came away with the understanding that if a different but still applicable reference monument could be found, I might get past this measurement hurdle.

One of my neighbors was granted a LOMA in 2007 so this seemed like a possility.

I spoke with Robert and he agreed to look for a different reference monument, now that he had the address of the neighbor who got the LOMA. I would have to pay for the extra work, even his time if no monument could be found, and I was okay with that since it would still save a lot of money.

Another monument was found, a certificate was prepared and submitted and–you guessed it–another rejection letter was received. My house was still four inches short, despite getting an additional three plus feet of elevation!

Talking with the FEMA (outsource) rep again he explained that the problem was not the absolute elevation but the relative position of my house to the height of the center of the road out front. This could not really change just from finding a different monument. He claimed to have tried to explain this to me in our previous conversation but from my POV he used language that required a solid grasp property surveying to understand.

A grasp that a layperson can reasonably expect a licensed land surveyor with over a decade’s experience preparing these submissions to have, wouldn’t you say? When I asked Robert Hunt about this he said that wasn’t his to say, that I knew the risk involved and he did what I asked.

When I asked for a refund of the second payment, which was almost as much as the original fee, he said that I knew the risk involved and he did what I asked so no refund.

To me this is a terrible answer. Of course I would like my money back and any no would be bad but in this case I think Hunt is being unprofessional and should give the refund. As with any area that requires extensive training and education, like law, medicine or plumbing, a professional should give clients advice on how to achieve their goal–or if the goal is realistic at all–and not just blithely do useless work.

I do not believe that Robert Hunt did not know that the second round of work was unnecessary, not if he has the professional skill and experience he claims to have. As such I think he acted against my interests; this is neglicence or incompetence but either way I should not have had to pay.

Portsmouth 2-3 Liverpool: Skin of the Win

Liverpool have played a lot of games, six in two and a half weeks, and Steven Gerrard is out for the next three weeks on injury so Rafa Benitez decided to give some younger players a chance to show value today against relegation zone Portsmouth. He also switched formations to three at the back, an interesting choice, though in the end I don’t think it hurt us.

No, what hurt us was the inability of Ryan Babel and David Ngog to combine effectively in the final third. Babel has been looking especially week of late and today was little different as he muffed an absolute sitter that went past David James in the 61st minute.

Benitez was forced to bring on Dirk Kuyt, Xabi Alonso and finally El Nino, Fernando Torres and the trio were able to get the necessary second and third goals for the three points. Torres got the winner in the 91st on a header which was a virtual carbon copy of the winner he scored last Sunday against Chelsea.

The win puts us back at the top of the Premier League, at least until Manchester United play West Ham tomorrow and make up their missed game with Fulham on the 18th. Liverpool are off for two weeks for the international break and the FA Cup fifth round, the latter due to a heartbreaking goal from an Everton debutant near the end of extra time. One less trophy possibility but perhaps not too terrible since that means fewer games for a lean squad.

Chelsea, by the way, are spiraling out of control. They couldn’t manage a goal today against Hull City, though Cech and Terry saved the point for them. With Aston Villa posting a strong win, the Blues dropped to fourth–six points ahead of Arsenal but the Gunners don’t play until tomorrow and could have that against a staggering Tottenham.

If the last two league games are a real trend, the Reds fortunes are looking up. The boys are fighting hard until the very end and always going for all three points. Sweet!

The Disturbing: 2 – Wet Sheets

She lay on the bed, wet and sticking, taking a deep breathe
She reached over and grabbed a robe lying beside the bed
Covered herself. Her, well, co-star was already sitting up
Faced away from her and chatting up a guy who finished
His own scene in the next setup.

The cameramen, sound guys, stagehands, directors were
Standing in various groups arranged by concerns:
Players, sets, the technical requirements for the next
Set of scenes to be shot. No one was really looking at her,
No one was talking to her. An anonymous body,
She may really as well have been a stick of furniture.

A very pretty and well-stacked bit of blond furniture
That suited the technical requirements called for in
The day’s scripts and directors were well satisfied
She could perform on camera as requested, her
Skin worked well with the lighting and props, her
Hair lovely but easily managed to not interfere.

She wondered whether any of her co-workers
Noticed that she often forgot to avoid direct
Bodily fluid exchanges and how happy she was to
Service anyone on the set. Some actresses were
Like that, happy to use a sexy body for career
Advancement or reasons stumbling around
Inside a woman’s mind. None of them, of course,
Knew the results of her last doctor visit.

Barack Obama: A Good Change

Today is a wonderful day, for reasons stated voluminously elsewhere. I do not think our new President can work miracles any more than I believe in Santa Claus but he can do good and will in ways that neither GWB, Dick Cheney nor John McCain would consider.

Speaking of McCain, man did we dodge a bullet! His potential presidency was looking more and more like a third term for the current criminal crew. With the added bonus of biting our nails to the quick over the prospect that he would be in some way incapacitated, thus putting a former TV weather girl in charge of our nation.

My prediction is that Obama will have serious difficulties dealing with the ongoing adjustment to globalization of which the trouble with Al Qaeda and the economic quagmire are but two manifestations.

As pointed out to me by self-described conservative friends, we liberals tend to get stuck in on decisions because we try to account for every point of view (see appointments of Clinton, Hilary, and Gates, Robert). While I tend to see this as a strength, since the decisions made are stronger–for all its good and bad, the United Nations on whole is still a useful organization that would never have been founded by a (modern) Republican administration–such a process will not produce the immediate results some fantasists forecast after the elections.

We are, once again and most happily, on the Freedom Highway. The destination is many mile markers down the road.

Sharks know how to thrill!

TS1 and I went down to the Tank tonight and got to see a blast of a game that finished with the Sharks winning 6-5 over their top rivals in the Western Conference and defending Stanley Cup champs, the Detroit Red Wings.

The Sharks opened fast, getting the first goal from Dan Boyle inside of three minutes but the Red Wings aren’t the best team in the league the last decade or more for nothing and they tied it up fast, just a minute later. The Sharks’ Joe Pavelski took three minutes to get the next, and that’s how the first period ended.

The referees were just terrible tonight. Los Tiburones started the second and third period on penalty kills from some pushing and shoving as the teams went off the ice at the end of the periods, and the Red Wings capitalized on the first of those to tie it again 90 seconds into the 2nd and taking their first lead soon after. The Sharks got an equalizer from Christian Erhoff and the teams traded another pair of goals towards the end of the period.

The 3rd started 4-4 and I was afraid we could see a late goal loss like the Sharks gave up Thursday night, but Milan Michalek and Patty Marleau scored in quick succession midway through. The Red Wings were able to get a fifth score but despite pulling Chris Osgood for most of the last two minute of the game were not able to get the tie.

Se now Ts1 has been to two Sharks games in the last two seasons and our boys won both times! I think the Sharks should give her season tickets to see how long her streak can run. The loss to the Flames Thursday was the first home regulation loss in 11 months, tonight started a new run. I’d love to see them do what Chelsea did until earlier this seson, go more than four seasons without a home loss!

Republican pot #2: Charles Freid

Following up my post from a few days ago, I want to point out another sad OpEd piece by a Republican apologist. This time it’s Charles Fried, Solicitor General under Reagan and someone who thinks SCOTUS Associate Justice Samuel Alioto is just conservative and not nearly as radical as Freid’s longtime pal Antonin Scalia.

Freid’s essay addresses whether the Obama Administration should pursue criminal charges against Bush Administration staff and their allies in the various Cabinet departments over allegations of torture and perjury. He comes down, not at all surprisingly, against the idea:

There is now ample reason to believe that Mr. Gonzales was among those at the highest level of government who allowed Americans to engage in torture and cruel, inhumane and degrading treatment of those in our custody. Mr. Gonzales’s misleading and cowardly testimony certainly deprives him of any claim to our indulgence, but nonetheless neither he nor any of the others who participated in this abuse of detainees should be criminally prosecuted — not for their sakes but for the country’s.

Of course, we wouldn’t want to emotionally upset the country over partisan divisiveness! Unlike, say, what the Republican leadership did in the late ’90s to Bill Clinton, attempting to remove him from office for lying about getting a blow job.

I find this manner of claim sad enough but completely consistent with Republican behavior of wrapping themselves in the flag at every turn on every issue. Freid, though, doesn’t stop there; instead he elevates the hyperbole by comparing the charges to the behavior of Soviet dictators and–you guessed it–Hitler’s treatment of officials he perceived as betraying him. “Night of the long knives” indeed!

Apparently Freid has been working a bit past his sell by date, having been on the Harvard Law School faculty since 1961. I applaud the NY Times for attempting to present a balanced selection of perspectives but the editors need to exercise better judgment on what they publish.

And the Republicans need to recognize that miscreants need punishing, which would really be the best thing for America.

Props to both teams

While I wish USC had been in the game, both Oklahoma and Florida played really well tonight and gave the nation a quality national title game. Florida won 24-14 and there can be no question the Gators were the better side, but overall the game was close, clean, no one can complain about the refereeing and the result wasn’t settled until late.

Tim Tebow was awesome, just a dump truck in pads, Pervy Harvin was close behind with three huge runs and the Florida defense made more than enough solid stops. Two titles in three seasons for Urban Meyers, with two different quarterbacks, is hard to argue with.

If Tebow and Mark Sanchez both come back for their senior seasons, I’d love to see next year’s BCS matchup be Florida versus USC!

Republican pot meet republican kettle

Barack Obama is still 16 days away from his inauguration but the Republican smear machine is in full gear. Today’s NY Times–that tool of the liberal media, no less–carries an Op-Ed piece from two key members of the outgoing Bush crew, John Bolton and John Yoo, full of worry that Obama will try to sidestep the Senate’s proper role in foreign policy.

Is that a laugh or what? Bush may have followed the proper form in some instances but only superficially and only when his people recognized they had no alternative. And even then they used half-truths, outright lies and evasions so that Senate Democrats had no chance of the meaningful oversight Bolton and Yoo insist is so important.

Yoo, according to Wikipedia, “wrote memos in which he advocated the possible legality of torture and that enemy combatants could be denied protection under the Geneva Conventions.”

Bolton has a long record of working in Republican administrations. Under Reagan, for example, he was the point man for the administration’s effort to deny Japanese-Americans reparations for their WWII internment and a bill that claimed immigration control is an essential tool for the war on drugs.

GWB tried to appoint him as the US representative to the United Nations, a joke in itself, but the Senate blocked him. This was a guy, after all, who had so little self-control he was booted from the US delegation to the North Korean disarmament talks for calling Kim Jon-Il a tyrannical dictator. Not that Kim isn’t, but a diplomat is supposed to know better than to shoot his mouth off.

Back to the point at hand. In the opening paragraph Yoo and Bolton claim that Obama and Hillary Clinton are likely to “lock the United States into unwise foreign commitments” by bypassing the Constitution’s requirements that such initiatives receive supermajority approval from the Senate. What a freaking laugh coming from the assclowns who mad secret deals with countries like Syria and Jordan and lied their way to a pointless, terrible war in Iraq.

Scum of the Year Candidate: Corporate Compliance Recorder

We recently incorporated JHTC (now formally Jewish High Tech Community Inc.) and have already received a number of pieces of business junk mail. Actually physical, paper mail. Today, though, we received one that really takes the cake.

And by cake I mean the people who run or work for this company should be forced to listen to a mix tape of Bjork, Barry Manilow and Mongolian throat singing played backwards at earblasting volume. Continuously. For two weeks.

Even the Better Business Bureau says that the company known as Corporate Compliance Recorder is a scam intended to trick businesses into paying $150 (the price is higher now) by making us think their notice comes from a government agency.

The thing looked hinky to me but never having been the president of a corporation before I was unsure. This is a great thing about the web, if other people have run into similar crap you can usually find them out.

I thought the return envelope they included was postage paid, so I could at least cost them 40 cents or whatever to send them a piece of my mind, but sure enough their was no postage on the envelope, damn it.

2009 is only two days old but these assclowns are already in the running for Scum of the Year.

A Machine was the Wisest Man I Knew

[Continuing my New Year’s Day tradition…]

A wise machine once said
When asked why it did not
Zoom off for its own singularity
That life just has too much fun left

Even as so many dark clouds form
Think of this sage advice at length
Before getting stuck in with gloom
As doom is no boon companion

This is no Pollyana-ish admonition
For naive Candide aspect on the world
Life is a complex set of needs, wants
Ranging randomly along the walk from 1 to 2

Do you want to be happy, the machine asked?
Then be happy, or at least permit yourself
The prospect of happiness as just reward for
Handling the twists a life throws up

Whatever’s going on in the world at large
You can give yourself space to enjoy the
Passage of time, to savor the joy of
The few or many friends and family you have.

TV 2008

Due to the writer’s strike and ever-increasing intrusion of reality TV this was a less than banner year for American TV viewers. Here are some of my personal highlights:

  1. The Wire: The final season of an awesome show was 10 episodes that layered on the death of the American big city newspaper to a stack of stories that were already deeper than the aggregate total of the 500+ episodes of the three editions of CSI. If you’ve not seen this just get the DVDs and thank me later.
  2. Sons of Anarchy: A new show on FX about an aging Northern California motorcycle club, I was reminded of the The Shield by its visual language and of Deadwood by its take on the changes engendered by time and the encroachment of others.
  3. Burn Notice: Funny, smart and pacey. A cross of The A Team and James Bond. The new episodes start in three weeks and I will be looking to see how well the writers do with the continuing mythology back story, three seasons is a long time for that kind of thing.
  4. In Plain Sight: Nothing like the short-lived Karen Cisco except also featuring a female US Marshal as the lead (Mary McCormack is totally whacky, Carla Guigino was simply strong but sad at the core), this series is much funnier, has better designed characters (her partner is a man named Marshall Mann, for example) and strong supporting cast (Leslie Ann Warren and Paul Ben-Victor, to name two).
  5. True Blood: Intriguing and different, this ‘vampires are real’ show is from Alan Ball, his follow up to Six Feet Under. Like that series, True Blood is largely about sex, family and friendship under strained conditions. Season one was pretty good though I remain unconvinced this concept will last six or seven seasons.
  6. Dexter: Brrrr! Despite the hot Miami setting, this show takes me back to the New Jersey winters of my childhood, but in a good way. Michael C. Hall (who was the second lead in Six Feet Under) is one of the best good bad guys in TV history–he’s a freaking serial killer who not only has run rampant in South Florida for over a decade, he works for the cops! This season his character was brilliantly paired with Jimmy Smits and the movement of their relationship through friendship, deception and death was outstanding.
  7. Brotherhood: American politics has a much closer relationship with American crime than any politician will publicly admit but to have a show where one brother is Speaker of the state assembly and the other is captain of a crew in the same city is a seriously good setup.
  8. Chuck: Another take on the James Bond out of water theme, also funny and smart but much sweeter than Burn Notice. I love the way Chuck’s family and day job are always an integral part of the story. Plus Adam Baldwin, he is terrific with this type of character.
  9. Life: Another quirky detective show (Monk, Pysch, the Vincent D’Onofrio half of Law and Order: Criminal Intent) I watch this mainly for the hands-down brilliant Damian Lewis.
  10. Eureka: Another quirky detective comedy but set in a semi-secret town where America’s most brilliant scientists live and work. Sheriff Jack Carter solves those human kind of problems that geeks never can and the writers give the show a very light touch, the polar opposite of, say, channel mate Battlestar Galactica.
  11. House: Speaking of polar opposites, try Gregory House and Marcus Welby. Two more different TV doctors you will be hardpressed to find. Every week House, his team of starstruck residents, buddy Wilson and frenemy/boss Cuddy stumble through several wrong answers to a new life threatening malady before (usually) saving the day.
  12. Numb3rs: Geeks rule, how can I not enjoy this FBI + math wiz smoothie? Rob Morrow may be playing the tough bro here but his years as a New York Jew in the Alaskan wilderness are too firmly fixed in my mind to not get overlaid on this performance.
  13. Barclays Premier League: The day we get Fox Soccer Channel in HD I will be so happy I will schvitz in my living room (don’t worry, TS1 will clean it up). I watch more soccer than any other sport, and I’d watch more if they had more good matches. That damned sub-rights deal Fox did with Setanta massively sucks Rupert Murdoch’s posterior and you can quote me.

Honorable mentions to Family Guy, The Simpsons, Fringe, Terminator, Heroes, The Shield, Battlestar Galactica, The L Word and Entourage.

Superb Liverpool move three points clear at top

That’s not my headline, it’s from Reuters’ match report, though I agree wholeheartedly. Five goals on the road today against a Newcastle side that’s begin climbing back from a horrid start pairs nicely with Friday’s 3-0 slam of Bolton, a +7 on goal difference tally.

First place after 20 games, three points clear of Chelsea and top of the table as 2008 comes to end. For the first season in many we aren’t sitting third, fourth or fifth looking up at Manchester United, Chelsea and Arsenal and happy to have a firm grasp on a Champions League slot–this season is our opportunity to win the Premier League for the first time and add back a cushion to our lead over United for all time top flight titles.

Steven Gerrard lead the way today with two goals and an assist, showing why he wears the armband by captaining a lineup with five subs in the starting XI. A lineup with none of the normal strikers up front either, a reward to Dirk Kuyt for all his hard work as right winger.

Sami Hyypia recalled his thrilling partnership with Jamie Carragher in central defense, putting one in with his head too. Emiliano Insua, our Argentine fullback who turns 20 in 10 days, made another strong appearance covering for the injured Alvaro Arbeloa. Yossi Benayoun was creative, setting up Gerrard on the first goal, and Ryan Babel celebrated a rare start with the third goal.

The game was also good news because Javier Mascherano started on his return from an injury layoff and Martin Skrtel got on for the last few minutes, his first appearance since tearing a knee ligament at Manchester City October 5th.

Liverpool’s Challengers

Number two Chelsea were dominant at Craven Cottage this morning but the match ended 2-2 as American international Clint Dempsey got free twice in the six yard box and put set piece kicks from Simon Davies in the net both times. His second, in the 90th minute, was a real spirit killer. The Blues had to overcome tough first half hamstring injuries to Alex and Florent Maluda but credit Fullham with strong defense that mostly shut down both of Chelsea’s speedy, aggressive fullbacks.

Rumors are just rumors until they come true though I do wonder if Scolari will want to stick out the season at Stamford Bridge if he gets no spending cash in January except what he takes in by selling. Alex and Malouda are the two most frequently touted to leave but their prices will certainly be impacted by the second injury each has had in the half season.

Arsenal scraped out a 1-0 victory today over a Portmouth side which has struggled seriously since former Gunner captain Tony Adams took over from Harry Redknapp but Arsene Wenger is another manager getting an unacustomed level of negative press. Aston Villa is getting results and Friday’s clawback for a 2-2 draw between the two teams was rough but earned.

His very young team has suffered from internal dissent epitomized by the stripping of the captaincy from William Gallas, injuries to key contributors Cesc Fabregas, Theo Walcott and Tomas Rosicky and an abundance of red cards and yet is still sitting fourth–for the moment, with Villa not playing until Tuesday.

The critics, though, say Wenger should have used the club’s strong finances to add veteran depth as he looks for trophies at home and in Europe and that after 12 years in charge his arrogance is getting the better of his judgment. Luckily for him this is the off year for the biannual African Nations’ Cup or he’d be digging deep into the reserve squad for bench bodies next month.

Sir Alex is probably sitting happy at home today after Manchester United shook off the transcontinental jet lag Friday to beat Stoke with a late goal and an extra day’s rest before hosting strugglers Middlesboro tomorrow. Assuming the Red Devils win tomorrow, which is no sure thing this season for any of the Big Four, he gets two weeks with only Cup ties against Championship sides to rest up and prepare for the Jan. 11 collision with Scolari and Chelsea.

The club’s two games in hand (against Wigan and Fulham) mean that a victory in that match leaves Ferguson’s men sitting pretty to move up to second, a position he’ll take any year when all his remaining games against the other teams in the top five places are at Old Trafford. Inter Milan in the first knockout stage are a big obstacle to a second consecutive Premier League/Champions League double but the gaffer was able to drive Jose Mourinho out of England.

The Reds will hope history is on their side as they hold on to their league lead going into 2009, with the top team as the calendar changes finishing top three of the last four years. For my dollars/pounds/Euros, Manchester United are the biggest threat to a Liverpool title but if Fernando Torres can stay healthy, Steven Gerrard stays strong and Rafa Benitez has his usual strong results in the winter transfer window I believe the Reds will rule.