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I thought this was some kind of secretly filmed biography of me. At least that’s what my girlfriend said. Turned out to be one of the latest heavy duty British crime dramas featuring Ben Kingsley as a bad guy to whom no one, even other bad guys, want to say no. Sexy Beast is Gal (Ray Winstone), a retired Brit criminal living in the beautifully sunny south of Spain with a hottie former porn star wife, who gets recruited by Kingsley for a bank vault ripoff led by the even more psychotic Teddy (Ian McShane).

The film easily divides into two acts, Gal’s recruitment in Spain and the job back in London, which have little to do with each other and have Gal as the only character in common. This is the first filmed directed by Jonathon Glazer and the first (produced) screenplay by Louis Mellis and David Scinto and is remarkable more for the performances by the three actors mentioned here than anything else. Avoid it if you have a problem with heavy English accents or expect more in the way of plot.

Furious Kevin Fox writes about The Good of Targeted Advertising today and makes a not unreasonable point about banner ads. More importantly, though, he coins the phrase “private as in…” similar to the open source “free as in…” which ought to be the next major web meme. This is crucial to ensuring the web remains a useful medium and does not degenerate into a complete pit of marketing crap. Here is his full explanation:

“The Open Source movement makes a distinction in the term ‘free’. They note the difference between “free as in beer” meaning not costing money, and “free as in speech” meaning unfettered communications. A similar terminology might befit the privacy world. “Private as in invisible” should relate to not allowing tracking or profiling of any kind, as in cookies, registrations, or server log tracking. “Private as in citizen” should mean the inability of marketers to contact you without your consent, or in a form other than paid advertising in content you specifically request. Somewhere in the middle is “Private as in anonymous” where you can be tracked, but not individually identified.”

Latest in a continuing series of post in which I attempt to express my disgust and disdain for politicians who are so obviously bought and paid for. Fritz Hollings, the Senator from Disney, has given up even trying to hide this. I wish I could get into one of his press conferences and just ask him how he feels about this nickname. Of course he would probably just doubletalk it away. Maybe if I could get some truth serum into his pre-conference glass of water…

– Hollings has introduced a bill that would protect spyware. This article goes into detail on just why Brilliant Digital’s spyware Altnet software is so unsettling and how Hollings’ bill will give corporations legal cover.

– Several media and consumer electronics companie have reached agreement on adding copy protection to digital TVs, removing our rights to do something as simple and basic as time-shifting programs, and now they want Congress to turn their private contracts into law.

– Memo Shows Influence of Lobbyist in formulating Bush stance on regulating carbon dioxide emissions.

I guess it isn’t just the energy companies that are involved in the takeover.

To see what our benefactor has added, check Crazy Browser – What’s New or just save the time and go to the Download page and get it. I have used this excellent Internet Explorer add-on since I became aware of it. Many good features not the least of which is the low, low price of FREE!

Metafilter is an interesting group weblog with built-in (members only) discussion. One of today’s topics is Discover Magazine’s article Guth’s Grand Guess, an insightful, detailed article/interview with Alan Guth, “cosmology’s leading man.” This article is definitely worth reading. The MeFi (as au currant insiders refer to the site) discussion, though, stumbles quickly and unsurprisingly into the paradox of existence–if, as Guth says is likely to be proven true, the universe as we know it came into existence and its current state due to the odd foibles of quantum physics, from where did these odd foibles come? One poster is quick to raise the theological flag (God did it). Others miss the point entirely by claiming there can be a scientific explanation and thereby remaining inside the circle. I myself am quick to recall the Native American mythos that the world sits on top of a gigantic turtle. Where does that turtle stand? On top of another. And so on.

As I write this one poster (with the strange yet mythopoetic handle of mooncrow) has also come to the turtle story. However, theology is also another case of simply pushing the question back another turtle. If God created the Universe, who created God? To me, there is no possible ‘final’ answer to this question that our minds can comprehend. Sorry. This is not to say that God does or does not exist. I will say that if He does exist, he hasn’t sent me any email lately.

In re BankAmerica Securities Class Action Now children, of course I did not sue the big bad banking people all on my ownsome! No indeed! I sued as part of a big class and out of a whopping settlement of $490 million dollars, I am going to get $16 plus or minus a few pennies. Sometime in the next, say, 12 months. Wow, that’ll help when the unemployment runs out. Actually I did not even know I was suing but lawyers, led by the firm of Abbey Gardy, LLP of New York City, sued on behalf of me (with a big 100 shares of BankAmerica stock) and other stockholders regarding some problems with the merger between BankAmerica and NationsBank back in September, 1998, that resulted in today’s Bank of America. My settlement would be worth about 22 cents/share but the lawyers seem to think their effort is worth $39 million.

I read through the entire eight pages of lawyerly gobbledegook and there is not even one sentence of explanation of what the companies and directors did wrong that entitles me to this money. However, the litigation website reprints an article from Securities Class Action Alert which explains that the “suit had alleged that BankAmerica falsely reassured investors about the strength of the bank’s operation, but hid the huge international loan losses that the bank had suffered and deliberately underestimated the liability exposure incurred as a result of loans to the investment firm D.E. Shaw & Co. These misstatements were an effort to ensure the completion of the merger with NationsBank.” This also turns out to be the second largest shareholder settlement ever, surpassed only by the $3.2 billion paid by Cendant Corp. And I get a whopping big $16. After paying $75.62 per share in May, 1998, and selling it in November, 2001, for $63.00 for a net loss of, let’s see, $1262 – $16 leaves $1246. Aren’t you impressed with the terrific lawyering, children?

Sitting just about at the western end of downtown Palo Alto’s University Ave., this Japanese restaurant features an all you can stuff down your gullet buffet. I did a Google search and found nothing useful to link here (there is a menu from a takeout service but not only can’t you get the buffet to go, not everything on the takeout menu is on the buffet). Still, Minokichi is definitely worth a visit if you have a decent appetite: the charge is only $9.95 for lunch and $12.95 dinner Tuesday-Thursday, $15.95 dinner Friday to Sunday (the place is closed Mondays).

The buffet features a nice but not huge assortment of sushi, fairly light on the rolls other than cucumber, futumaki, California, and one with roe, regular (American style) salad, a couple of Japanese cold salads, two kinds of soup (to be honest I didn’t care for the too-bland miso), several tempuras, a very tasty ginger calamari, beef and chicken teriyaki, sauteed oysters, some steamed and sauteed greens, shrimp foo young, spareribs, rice, french fries, and several desserts. We dined early, right after the dinner service started at 5:30, and there were plenty of empty tables. Lunch time, according to the host, features fewer items on the buffet but I’ll probably try it out in a couple of weeks and report back. The quality of fish was good, the quantity was terrific, and I’d definitely rate this as a good value for your sushi dollar.

Tonight was good, grilled steaks with asparagus and homemade garlic butter. Then I had my butt handed to me on the chessboard. I only really ever play against Byron but his mind is, as Steve puts it, that of an engineer and mine is…not. Byron sits there, having enjoyed my steaks, smug, calculating three and four moves ahead before choosing while I’m lucky to see all the threats to my pieces. This strikes me as funny since in some ways I’m smarter than him but then again he’s forgotten more about computer programming, chemistry and biology in the past month than I’ve ever known. Ha ha on me.

The following is a letter sent to Michael Vizard, the editor of InfoWorld:

“Just curious but do you guys ever get positive comments on the excessive, obsessive dictionary-like linkage in the articles online? For example, I was reading Chad Dickerson’s CTO Connection column The unsung heroes and noticed the phrase software development is linked to the same javascript popup window six times. In case my sarcasm isn’t heavy enough, I’m suggesting that myself and probably most other readers would prefer that this be changed. Perhaps a glossary at the end of articles? This practice gets particularly confusing when the term is part of a longer one, such as the title of the book in this article, and one might reasonably expect the link to resolve to a page about the book.”

Even though three weeks have passed, Mr. Vizard has not replied. Isn’t that just rude?

Turns out that Matthew Broderick has one of the leads in You Can Count on Me because he was high school buddies with writer/director Kenneth Lonergan, how’s that for a juicy tidbit! Okay, this is Lonergan’s first major film and getting someone of Broderick’s history probably helped more with getting the financing. This is an odd little film that had a lot of critical acclaim and got nominated for a lot of awards so I figured to give it a shot. Can’t really recommend it to others unless you like really small scale character studies where the characters undergo almost no growth at all. None of the actors give all that exciting performances although Laura Linney comes closest in what I suppose is the lead role.

While taking my Weekday Morning Coffee Stroll with Evan today, I had an idea for a novel called Greasy Lake after the Springsteen song. Our protagonist would be a simple Everyman, not too smart, not too well-read, had his share of issues earlier in life like, say, drugs, alcohol, women, but has lots of family connections which see him through these troubled times. A smart as a whip oil industry executive figures out that between changes in laws, voting trends, media coverage, and post-modern advertising techniques, he and a few cronies can use Our Boy as a frontman to take over the US government. His thinking says this will be so low key that no one will notice, or even if anyone does they won’t be able to get any attention paid to “such a ridiculous idea.” At least not until it’s too late. Think Christopher Buckley for tone.

Oh wait, they’d shelve this one in the non-fiction section, wouldn’t they?

They’re running bits of it in the NY Times already: The Angry People

Spent a bunch of time last night and today writing a new function in PHP for this site and you can see the result over on the right side where a link says “bst Year Ago”. That phrase sounds awkward and might get changed but the functionality will stay the same, which is to provide a hyperlink to the weblog from one year in the past of the day someone views the page. For now I think this is only useful on the main page so that’s the only place it appears. This is a standard feature in some other weblogging systems (Radio, MovableType) but I have not seen it before for Blogger, especially not a version written in PHP. Then again I haven’t looked that hard either.

I need a refinement in the Blogger template to finish/polish this feature, to set an anchor link in the weblogs on a per day basis in addition to the current per entry basis, but I’m not sure that’s possible at this moment given the Blogger functionality. So for now clicking the link takes you to the top of the appropriate blog archive file. Once I have a year’s worth of LinksBlog! I will add it in there as well.

Code is fairly nicely set up to allow others to use this, I think, and even has a few comments to explain what’s going on. Source is available on request.

In today’s NY Times, Jimmy Carter wrote an essay titled America Can Persuade Israel to Make a Just Peace and he falls into the same trap as so many other supposedly learned, informed people: he thinks that giving the Palestinians a state of their own on the West Bank and Gaza will be the end of the matter. Carter goes farther and suggests a “limited right of return” although he takes the weak road and doesn’t suggest any detail on how this will be limited. Everybody will then live happily ever after, right? Groups like Hamas and Hezbollah will just lay down their arms and rejoice. They won’t try and drive Israel into the sea.

Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate, and Selma Blair prove that girls rule in The Sweetest Thing, which was a funny cross of Scary Movie and My Best Friend’s Wedding. Just like in Scary Movie Blair is the butt of an oral sex joke although this time a piercing causes the trouble. The film makes a big deal of how gorgeous Diaz is but if I had to choose I’d take Applegate in a heartbeat, no hesitation; one of the movie’s jokes is how Diaz breasts have slipped a little since she was 22, her character is 28, but in real life she’s 30 and I think her thin, angular face may not age all that well. The director was smart enough not to have Applegate do the same, he even denigrated her breasts as fake in another scene, or she would have stolen the movie.

Screenwriter Nancy Pimental is previously credited as a writer on South Park and I can see some of that influence here, such as the exchange between Applegate and a little boy in the church scene. Thomas Jane doesn’t have nearly enough to do as the object of Diaz’s affection but that’s probably due to the fact that the film’s too short at around 83 minutes. Georgina Engels (yes, the blonde from the Mary Tyler Moore Show) has a cute cameo as a campy clothing store owner and Parker Posey, obviously taking the money, is cute but has no decent lines as Jane’s fiancee. Recommended

Ordinary pet peeves are like:

Someone cutting you off or tailgating on the roads

Homicide bombers

Jerry Springer

But I have a serious one: putting a new roll of toilet paper out the wrong way. The hanging paper needs to be on the side away from the toilet seat but many people get this wrong. Why? Is it that hard to figure out? Come on people, let’s get it right!

Not to say anything about personal interest but I did have some interesting conversations in the last couple of days with senior staff at i3Connect (“Connecting People, Communities and Applications”). This company has a couple of products just coming out, one is actually still in beta, but a very strong vision. Free for personal use, Vista is an instant messaging client with lots of zoomy features of which the most important are the ability to communicate over many of the major IM networks including MSN, ICQ, Jabber, and Yahoo!, support for custom realtime information channels, and use of the Blogger API (means that Vista can be an authoring surface). i3Connect is also in beta with Merlin, a sophisticated server that integrates IM and Web Services support. If you IM, check them out.

Well, the mystery of baseball suckage has been handled (I’m joking, don’t send me any bombs disguised as baseballs) and now I am thrilled to report that the IRS mess is over with as well. The check actually was in the mail and received today. I would include a scanned image but I was so anxious to get money in the bank that I ran right over and deposited it.

Mmmm, closure feels so nice. What other situations can I get to it on? Well, there is this person, who used to be a really close friend, who apparently only has one use for me any more, as a technical resource as he builds his website. He calls once or twice a week and other than a perfunctory “How are you?” has no interest in any conversation other than his question. I really ought to write him an email explaining that this really hurts my feelings. Or perhaps I should just fall back, briefly, into my old passive/aggressive behavior and let him figure it out from this post. Of course, he doesn’t really read my weblog even though he is quite well aware of it and has asked me to ue it in the past to promote his causes. I probably wouldn’t feel so used if he had actually done the favor I asked of him last Fall, which he agreed to do but never delivered.

Well, I had another couple of email back and forths with Caroline Chang. For someone who has to deal every day with cranks like me, and even worse, I suppose, she sure does a good job of keeping a positive attitude. Thanks, Caroline! The bottom line, though, is that viewers should not expect any change in this situation; baseball and other sporting events run long and stations will accomodate viewers of other shows as best they can but no better. As I mentioned in the previous post, there was a mixup in communication: while station management intended the delayed network shows to begin on time, the techs responsible for running the equipment didn’t do as instructed. Ms. Chang suggests padding the recording time by an hour or more to allow for this situation, which is not unreasonable. Well, enough on this topic. The moral of the story has two parts: first, baseball sucks but some people like to watch it anyway so TV stations are going to continue showing it, and two, I need to pad the recording time when this happens.

Update 6:30 p.m.: Ms. Chang sent me what is likely the final answer in this dialog, and explanation of station policy on how to handle live events that run long: “If the game ran til Midnight, News would be canceled. It would air for an hour before Midnight however. Each night is different, so how we would handle would depend on the night and the programming that is scheduled on Fox that night. No matter what we do, and how we handle it, we upset somebody. Our contract with Fox requires the preempted shows to air prior to 2a, so we would back time between the News, and the shows scheduled at 11p & 11:30p. For each Giants game we plan a contingency plan that allows for a 5 hour game, and specifies what should happen for each 15 minute increment.”

I am impressed. I got a pleasant, positive response from Caroline Chang, KTVU Program Manager, to my complaint about the delay of 24 and Andy Richter Saves the Universe. She said it was pilot error, a mixup between herself and the Master Control staff, and she offered to send a videotape of the show. A good first step, for which I thanked her.

But it isn’t really enough. I need KTVU to commit to airing a show like 24 when they say it will start, or there’s no point in watching. Unlike almost any other show, 24 demands that you see every episode to understand what’s going on. Perhaps this is an extreme attitude but I’ll wait and see what Ms. Chang’s next response says.

Continuing our entertainment theme, I pulled together a page of the more than two dozen movies coming out between now and early September that I hope/expect to see:

Summer 2002 Movies for BillSaysThis

Thanks to IMDB for the dates and links.