Join the Sick From Lunch Blog Network

These days you can hardly refresh your aggregator without hitting another new network and when I saw the Money Blog Network this afternoon I realized the time had come when the bill:network needs to expand. Unlike all the others, though, my new network is not about creating an advertising platform or any other kind of platform. Instead, it’s about making fun of all these blatant attempts to cash in.

Hence the name: The Sick From Lunch Network. Do you want to join? The requirements are simple: be willing to put the still-to-be-designed logo on your page, linked to a master page which will list the members and our motto. “Advertising is so 20th Century–we’d rather be sick from lunch and blog about it.” Also, membership is at my discretion, though you can resign at any time. Snarky applications are preferred. Feel free to send logo suggestions too.

Loan scoring

So the Reds send out Anthony le Tallec and Neil Mellor on loan to Sutherland and Wigan and both score goals today (West Brom 0-1 Sunderland, Middlesbro 2-3 Wigan). I can understand sending away a player surplus to requirements (as they say in the Premiership) to bottomdwelling Sutherland but a player I don’t see as surplus at all to the team just a few places beneath you in the standings? That doesn’t make as much sense to me. Oh well, I’m still looking forward to tomorrow’s clash at Old Trafford.

Although How Benítez built Liverpool by Kevin McKarra is a good explanation as to why these deals were done and that someone like me should not be second guessing Rafa.

Book: Look to Windward

Sometimes I can be so obtuse. Iain Banks with an M has been writing highly regarded science fiction since the late ’80s, and this has been known to me for most of that time, yet I always left his books on the store or library shelf. On the one hand this makes me sorry yet on the other happy since I now have nine SF novels to read in a burst and possibly even some of his non-genre efforts as well (he uses the middle initial M as the author credit for science fiction and none for ‘straight’ works).

Look to Windward, published in 2000, is a terrific piece of work. Set in his common far-future milieu where Humanity are one member of a Galactic-level post-Singularity society named The Culture, the story is fairly simple. A few years before the opening, another multi-stellar race based on the planet Chel had a terribly destructive civil war; several billion Chelgrians were killed and though life has returned almost to normal their most treasured composer, Ziller, has fled to a Culture world in disgust and one officer, Quilan, lost the will to live after his beloved wife and army squadmate was killed in a battle after he himself almost perished in an earlier action.

In this future, most races develop the ability to transcend to another level of existence fairly soon after creating FTL drives and nanotechnology though not all races or all members of a race choose to Sublime, as Banks calls it. For the most part those who remain in our plane of existence cannot communicate with those who doÂ?but there are exceptions and the Chelgrian-Pruen, the Chel Sublime, are one. Quilan is sent to Masaq Orbital, the constructed ringworld where Ziller lives, ostensibly to ask him to return home but this is just a cover for his real mission. Banks takes his time revealing it, though Ziller and other several characters suspect the officer plans to assassinate the composer.

Another widely-available technology in this future is the ability to back up one’s mind in case of accidental death (though has other uses too) and we learn at the start that Quilan’s backup device has been altered to host a second person, a higher ranking Chel officer named Huyler who will advise, comfort and in the event he cannot complete his mission, take control and substitute for him. Plus prevent Quilan from betraying the plot of course.

Some 800 years in the past, The Culture fought a vast, decades-long war against the Idirans and at the end caused two Suns to go nova. Those solar systems were not uninhabited. The light from those twin novae is now reaching Masaq Orbital and the tragedy will be memorialized with a massive concert and light show featuring a new symphony composed by Ziller.

Look to Windward, though suspenseful, is not a thriller where some members of The Culture are digging for clues to uncover or prevent the Chelgrian plot. Indeed, the biggest question actually surfaced in the story is whether Ziller or Quilan will attend the performance. While Ziller doubts the other intends to assassinate him, he obstinantly refuses to meet the Major and firmly states that only one of them can be present at it.

Banks is simply masterful at delivering a tangle of personalities and creating wondrous environs for them to be in. The book is over 400 pages and I felt like I was chewing them up as if on a woodland hike on a beautiful early Autumn afternoon. The author sometimes seemed to throw in entire scenes to showcase a constructed landscape as a favor to his fans, if that makes sense given this is the seventh or eigth Culture novel, but count me as one of them if he did.

Banks does appear, to my perhaps less than sophisticated eyes, to be drawing The Culture as a proxy for the foreign policy–and military might–of America and its Western European allies. Reading John Robb’s post Contra Barnett just before finishing this review made that clear for me, especially this bit he quoted from Bill Lind: “there is no surer way of making someone your enemy than to announce you will remake him in your image for his own good.” That’s precisely what The Culture did to the Chel.

definitely recommended

Book: A Second Chance At Eden

Peter F. Hamilton, who I think is one of the top science fiction authors working today, collected six short stories and a novella set in the same Confederation Universe as the hugely successful Night’s Dawn trilogy and published them as A Second Chance At Eden. The tales preceed the time of the trilogy, focusing on the affinity technology—genetic engineering which connects human minds directly to other geneered animals and technology—and offering some of the history leading up the trilogy including one, Escape Route, which might have originally been intended to be part of it.

Escape Route and the novella A Second Chance At Eden are my favorites. The former is an episode from the life of Marcus Calvert who owns the starship Lady Macbeth and is the father of trilogy leading character Joshua Calvert set just a few years before it and the latter is a lengthy murder mystery set hundreds of years earlier in bitek habitat Eden, orbiting Jupiter, the birthplace of those humans who invent and then choose to use affinity.

The reason I enjoy Hamilton’s writing so much is that he’s got a terrific imagination that results in epic, simply massive plots with both strikingly original technological developments and well-drawn, grabbing characters. A couple of the stories in this volume, Sonnie’s Edge and Candy Buds, are prime example, being essentially character studies that a less capable author would have left in the notebook but here are delightful short reads with unforeseen plot twists.

New Days, Old Times makes clear that amazing technology can’t compensate for our communal emotional immaturity. The Lives And Loves Of Tiarella Rosa is enjoyable, the one love story in the bunch, though it seems built as a way for Hamilton to deliver a neat punchline; Deathday is the only one that truly didn’t work for me as I couldn’t get into the story’s only character and the key conflict.

recommended

Saturday morning roundup

  • In this world of six billion, being first at anything is difficult so I’m pleased and amused to be the top result on MSN Search for ip:207.7.108.201, which is the shared server billsaysthis.com lives on at TextDrive. Props of a similar, though more significant, result to Scoble Senior as his new Naked Conversations corporate blogging book reaches 2,160 on the Amazon sales chart.
  • With the final line Arsenal 7-0 Middlesbrough, I seem to have picked the wrong week to switch skippers on my EPL fantasy squad. Though Chelsea doesn’t play until tomorrow so Frank Lampard can pull my soy bacon out fo the fire justify my confidence by rampaging through sadsack Sunderland. Max Bretos, on today’s debut of Super Saturday, says Mick Macarthy’s bottomdwellers intrigue him and have nothing to lose though even a draw, to say nothing of what would be only their second win of the season, seems as likely as me making the US national side. In any sport.
  • Staying with football, I watched the Manchester derby this morning on FSC and really, where the heck have the big stars of Manchester United gone? Losing 3-1 to City, first time in six years they dropped all three points in the league, and naming one stretch other than van Nistlerooy’s pretty goal where they seriously troubled the host’s defense would be difficult. Instead the players seemed to spend most of their energy arguing with the referee over fouls. Didn’t see it but this result combined with a 1-0 win over Tottenham brings Liverpool to within one point of the Red Devils and second place having played two fewer games. Guess who travels to Old Trafford next Sunday? Oh yeah!
  • Steve Hannaford uses the Guidant/Johnson & Johnson/Boston Scientific biotech love triangle to proffer a plain English translation of mergerspeak. Oligopoly Watch, his blog, is good reading for those of you interested in tracking the increasingly smaller world of corporate ownership.
  • Finally, don’t miss the latest lovely astronomy photos, the Cartwheel galaxy as seen by the Galaxy Evolution Explorer’s Far Ultraviolet detector; the Hubble Space Telescope’s Wide Field and Planetary Camera; the Spitzer Space Telescope’s Infrared Array Camera; and the Chandra X-ray Observatory’s Advanced CCD Imaging Spectrometer-S.

Bill’s new eyewear

I’ve been wearing contact lenses for about seven months now, probably my fourth or fifth try over the years beginning in high school. Each previous time I had an allergic reaction on the inside of my eyelids—nothing serious, little bumps just uncomfortable enough to make me go back to glasses. Knock on wood but I’m finally confident that the material used in Bausch & Lomb’s brand new as of last Fall Pure Vision line won’t cause the same problem.

Wearing them isn’t a matter of vanity for me (I don’t think) but better vision and convenience. Having to clean them overnight once a week offers a good comparison on sight quality, each pair lasts for at least a month and, for example, wearing them out in the rain is an entirely difference. Though they’re not perfect as the allergy is still troubling me a bit and producing excessive amounts of… um… eye goo all day long.

Big thanks to my opthamologist, Dr. Ken Schwaderer, for taking terrific care of me, trying different lenses and approaches over quite a few appointments to get the right solution. Definitely consider Mountain View Optometry if you’re in the area and need a new doctor, nothing in it for me but do tell them I referred you.

Were you wondering why I didn’t answer your email?

I found out from a message on the TxD forums this afternoon that SpamAssassin is enabled by default on all their servers. I’ve been wondering about not getting answers or other emails over the last couple of months since switching to TextDrive and this could be the explanation. Uggh. Anyway, if there are any messages you sent me (and still have) to which you thought I would or should have responded but didn’t, I’ve now disabled SA, so please resend them.

Create a word document without word?

A friend asked a few weeks back how I’d do this. There are four good options (at least):

  1. Download and install Open Office, which is a reasonably complete open source office suite that can read an write the corresponding Microsoft Office file formats. This is actually a Sun-led project but works well enough especially for your limited needs. Handy if you have other productivity tool needs (like PowerPoint, Excel, Access) too.
  2. Use an already installed, compatible tool:
    • Many PCs come with either Microsoft Works (the word processing component can save files in Word format).
    • All Windows PCs since Windows 98 (I think) have WordPad, which saves files in Word-compatible RTF format. Look for it in Start Menu | Programs | Accessories.
  3. Download and install CutePDF and GhostView, both freeware, which gives you the ability to ‘print’ to PDF format from any Windows app–everybody can read PDF files and they retain the formatting.
  4. Send the non-Word version to a friend who has Word.

Export utility for Blogger: Alpha testers wanted

Since I decided I mouthed off just a tad too much last week month on the Blogger Dev mailing list, I assigned myself a little punishment: Write a PHP script which can generate a backup for any blog, comments included, without using the API. Instead of the API you use a specific template, regenerate the entire blog and then the script processes the new archive files.

My work has ready for a little testing and I need volunteers; I asked for some on the mailing list but got–unbelievably–not a single response, so I’m posting this publicly. If you’d like to be an alpha tester, fill in the contact form.

To run the script you must have access to a server on which you can run a PHP script; probably the one on which the blog archives are stored, so I guess Blog*Spot blogs are out (but maybe not if you have PHP and the permissions are set a certain way, I haven’t looked at Blog*Spot for awhile). My blog doesn’t use comments so that part–he typed nervously–is essentially untested and so I’d love a couple of you with decent amount of posts with comments to raise your hands.

The script is fairly simple, just change a couple of variables at the top of the file to meet your setup, and the output is an XML file. It’s not ATOM format but I believe that part would be simple to change if desirable; for now I just want to see if it works for someone besides me.

Available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 2.5 Deed.

Free speech as long as you don’t piss of the Chinese

Scoble does stand up against the Microsoft Machine on the censorship of Michael Anti though his response in the comments is underwhelming. Unlike apparent official blog spokesperson Michael Connolly, product unit manager for MSN Spaces, who gives a mealymouthed explanation of Microsoft’s position of why the company took down this pro-China democracy blog.

This is a tough issue which both Google and Yahoo have previously faced and also handled poorly, not to point the finger only at MSFT. It’s one which we need to find a better answer as a culture; as one of Scoble’s commenters said, why are we fighting for democracy in the Middle East but allowing US-flagged corporations to toss it aside as they like elswhere?

[crossposted]

Game on!

I predict a close finish tonight with my alma mater coming out on top by between 5-10 points. One way or another this man will be a major factor in our victory:

Number 5!

6:12 PM: Reggie, how could you be so foolish and greedy? You had a huge run and got tackled at the Texas 15!!!

8:50 PM: Email to the Big Guy, “USC is pulling away from Texas, looks like our 3rd national title in a row is coming soon. Now that’s a storm!”

9:15 PM: Email to the Big Guy, “Me and my big mouth. Texas scored, stopped us and is driving again, a touchdown will likely win the game for them. It’s 2nd and 10 from the USC 14! Fuck!!!!”

Final score: Texas 41- USC 38. (a) Bush’s fumble (b) Referee gives Vince Young the first Texas touchdown when his knee was down on the nine yard line (c) Can I have a tackle on Mr. Young, puh-leeze?

2006 NFL CoachingGoRound

It’s just sick. The regular season ended two days ago and already the Raiders (nice column title: Who in their right mind would coach Raiders?), Vikings, Saints, Rams, Packers, Lions and Texans have sent their coaches pink slips and Dick Vermeil rode his tear-stained hankie into retirement again meaning the Chiefs also need a new headman. the Browns canned their president and Lynn Swann is leaving ABC to run for Governor of Pennsylvania (um, yeah right seems like the best response to that whack idea) as a Republican. That’s eight coaching vacancies out of 32 teams!

If there weren’t so many teams beating them to the punch, I wonder if Tennessee and Philadelphia wouldn’t have dumped Jeff Fisher and Andy Reid. I know the Eagles are only one year out of the Super Bowl but that team is just a mess. The Titans have gone down some strange Wonderland path the last couple of years, don’t you think?

Rich Editing in BlogThis!

With Rich Editing in BlogThis!, Google has taken a good step towards the slicker editing UIs recently available from WordPress (in 2.0) and MovableType, and longer from the various third party blog writing apps like Ecto and w.bloggar.

The one significant criticism I have is that the text field opens with the underlying page hyperlinked in it but any text one types (before or after it) is included in the hyperlinked text. The cursor should absolutely be outside the hyperlinked page title. A second problem is that sometimes the edit field appears to lose its place and I need to use the mouse to click somewhere to get back to work.

Overall, nice job Blogger team! Now where are those categories, trackbacks, and export and import 😉

Placing the Day

[Continuing my New Year’s Day tradition (2002, 2003, 2004, 2005)…]

Where did the past turn to reach today?
The rain taps an erratic drumbeat on the balcony
Blocking tendrils of answers held deep inside
Losing track on once-bright deadened paths

Sound bites on your ear
Epidemiology
Rash silver black rust

Singer asks the bus driver “Where does this bus stop?”
Bus driver says “Man, we ain’t going there.
No routes today, no maps, no passes, no blues.
You got to get off on getting on, you dig?”
“I got your message, amigo, bright and blue.”

Use the leap second
Fatten your ravening beast
Getting things done right

Where will you twist on the green plastic?
Out in the sharp vastness of the Icy Cold
The precision cannot be passed along though
The father uses the edge of his strength,
Substituting the illusion of the real
For a frail reality waiting on the horizon.

2006: The year in sports

Here’re my audacious prognostications for 2006, drafted for SportsFilter (explaining some of the inexplicable comments), in some sequencesemblance of occurence:

USC will beat Texas, though by less than 10 points, and Reggie Bush, Matt Leinart and Vince Young will all be taken within the first six or eight picks of the April draft.

Chicago will shock Seattle but lose the Super Bowl, but Indy will not be the AFC team.

USA will surprise with its medal count but not come close in hockey where one of the Eastern European squads not named Russia will gold.

Cuba will play in the WBC and beat the US on the field. This will not be the championshp game, though, and I’m not predicting the winner.

Chelsea will run the EPL again, Liverpool and ManU will be in a dogfight for second and Arsenal will struggle but ultimately take the last CL slot. Kaka2002 will make a late run to win our fantasy league; StarFucker will climb out of the basement but never reach higher than 15th.

Barcelona will win La Liga and Champions League, beating one of the English sides in the Final. I will repeat as fantasy champion.

Some team will win the NHL; I’ll go out on a limb and say Rangers will surprise everyone, suffering the least after-effects of the Olympic tournament.

Pistons will stay healthy, finish the regular season with less than 10 losses and win the Finals in six games.

Italy will make a surprise run to the title match of the World Cup but lose out to a team that is not named Brazil, USA or Germany.

Yankees will justify the huge payroll and win the World Series. Bonds will be healthy and come close to 715 despite breaking (or coming close to breaking) his own walks in a season mark. Most comments on SpoFi will denigrate the accomplishments of both the Yankees and Bonds. Goddam will win the fantasy league and in a continuing run of luck will be hired by the NY Times to do graphics for the sports section of the website.

MLS, playing through the World Cup weeks, will end up losing several star players to injury in August and September. FC Dallas will break through and win the MLS Cup. The entire executive suite at AEG will vanish in a mystery that is never explained during the May board meeting.

USC and Texas, despite losing many players to graduation, will both rank in the pre-season Top 10 but LSU, mainly on the basis of destroying Miami yesterday, will start at #1. They will not go wire to wire but may still get to the BCS title bowl.

Poker as a popular sport will implode when scandals hit in both the real and virtual tournament worlds.

Books: Manna

One science fiction book I remembered fondly from years ago, but haven’t seen in stores for some time, is Lee Correy’s 1983 novel Manna. The reason the book had such an effect on me is that Stine posed the core conflict, set in 2050, as between the centuries-old Western financial community, mired in pre-industrial scarcity thinking, and a mythical East African country called the United Mitanni Commonwealth, lead by a group who realized that technology (including exploitation of space resources) meant there was no longer a reason for traditional economic competition.

Founded at the turn of the Millenium, the Commonwealth is organized as a libertarian wet dream where the state has about the lightest touch on life one might imagine. Citizens carry a dagger on their hip for personal protection and serve in the citizen’s reserve, business leaders make decisions that the armed forces carry out and accept a new leader when push comes to shove on the word of one of them.

Those financiers have had about enough guff from the upstarts and initiate a series of events which should wind up with the old order restored. Besides theit own people and resources, the Commonwealth has a wildcard in the form of new citizen Sandy Baldwin. Coincidentally arriving to interview for a job as a spaceship pilot at the same time as the founder’s grandson is returning from a failed diplomatic conference, the disaffected former US Aeroforce captain is able to stop an assassination attempt and winds up invited to the family compound. Where the next, even bigger assault takes place though again without serious casualties. Baldwin is immediately a part of the ruling clique by his actions.

The story isn’t told as boldly as its underlying premise; Baldwin especially, too easily predicts the next action and frankly decisions are made too easily by the UMC leadership. Stine has his point of view and the plot and characters are just costumed automatons on which he can drape it. The writing’s okay but no better and Baldwin is the bastard child of Ayn Rand and Robert Heinlein. Still, at around 225 pages, Manna isn’t bloated like more recent novels and worth the time to read.

Note: Lee Correy was the pen name used by the late G. Harry Stine for his fiction.

recommended

Books: No Way to Treat a First Lady

Christopher Buckley writes intelligent, funny books and No Way to Treat a First Lady is no exception. Imagine if Bill Clinton had died one night in the White House under mysterious circumstances, after an intimate conference with the lovely wife of a major contributor in the Lincoln Bedroom and returning to sleep next to Hillary. Plenty oof complications and the mock-Ms. Clinton engages the nation’s leading, sleaziest criminal defense attorney who just happens to be the man she dumped to marry the future President. One pleasure in reading this is that the more aware you are of American politics the more you get out of this.

recommended