Books: Executive Orders, Stars and Stripe in Peril

I read books too! LOL. Last week was spent mainly re-reading Tom Clancy’s 1996 Jack Ryan novel, all 1362 pages of it. Clancy actually uses all these pages, running many subplots against a larger theme, and doesn’t spend page-long paragraphs explaining military hardware, history, or the color of the snow. In this book, Khomeini’s fictional successor as Ayatollah/leader of Iran is determined to destroy America as a world power and make his own into a major player. Ryan, suddenly thrust in an unwanted role as U.S. President, takes it on the chin (Ebola bio-war, a kidnapping attempt on his youngest child, and an assasination attempt) before fighting back and saving the day; the ending is never in doubt but Clancy makes the reader want to get there nonetheless. John Clark and his soon-to-be son-in-law sidekick Ding play large supporting roles. The site linked above is a little out of date but has some good bio/character information on Jack Ryan, Clancy himself, and a couple of good essays about Clancy and his writing. The only official Clancy site is dedicated to his computer games company, Red Storm Entertainment; his publisher, Putnam, doesn’t have a coherent Tom Clancy section but you can do a good search.

Stars and Stripes in Peril is the second book of a trilogy, an alternative history series by Harry Harrison, whose best-known work are the Stainless Steel Rat and Bill, the Galactic Hero series. Most middle of trilogy books (or movies) leave the reader hanging and unfulfilled but Harrison has written quite a few extended series in his fifty year career and avoids that trap here. Honestly, I thought this was the concluding volume of a two-parter and didn’t even realize it was second of three until I was exploring his website while writing this paragraph. The closest comparison to this series is Harry Turtledove’s How Few Remain/Great War/American Empire but while Turtledove matches Tom Clancy in driving a large number of subplots concurrently, Harrison prefers to tell the story through a (mainly) single set of characters in sequence. No matter, as both are good reads. in Peril continues the story from Stars and Stripes Forever, where the American Civil War is disrupted in 1862 by a mistaken British invasion of the South, allowing the North and South to team up against the common foe and (uneasily) reunite to kick the Brits out of the U.S., and Canada for good measure. This book takes the fight to the British Isles, after a feint into Mexico, so the Americans can free the Irish; President Lincoln is enamored of the economic and political theories of John Stuart Mills (an interesting contrast to Turtledove’s Lincoln, who becomes enamored of the works of Karl Marx and splits a Socialist party off of the Republicans). A good story and the Harrison website includes an interview with the author on this trilogy.

I watch more movies: Blow, Get Carter (2000)

And tell you about them! Short take: Blow, starring Johnny Depp as one of the first big American drug dealers in the early ’70s, was worth seeing; Get Carter, starring Sylvester Stallone, is a remake of the 1971 British original and you’re much better off seeing the original.

Based on the life of George Jung, Blow tells the story of how his father’s business failures but strength of heart combine with his mother’s obession with money and status first push Depp’s character to the top of the drug world and then off to it’s depths. An associate of Pablo Escobar, leader and visionary of the original Medellin cocaine cartel, Jung is so flush at first that the cash generated is literally bursting out of his house. But as one might expect, the greed of partners and Mr. Lawman’s relentless pursuit (Jung is busted five years after retiring from the business) take us to the necessary denouement. Depp is very strong in this character and Ray Liotta surprisingly good as his loving father but Penelope Cruz has little heft to her part other than making the picture pretty. Jordi Molla in his American film debut portrays Diego Delgado, who partners with Jung and then betrays him; Molla is fine in this part, as I never really trusted him. Ted Demme, who has previously made mostly documentaries, delivers the goods (so to speak) with strong, developed characters, good pacing, and visuals well-matched to the plot.

Update 5/3/01 Salon has a pretty good article on Depp and his emerging career. “Even more so than many of his peers, Depp has gone out of his way to work with bright, often idiosyncratic, directors, among them Burton, Roman Polanski, Jim Jarmusch and Terry Gilliam.”

Get Carter was probably not a bad choice for a remake, if you want to remake a film. The original had a definite critical cache but very limited audience awareness (that is, it did about $5 at the box office in original release and is rarely, if ever, shown on American TV), the plot is not standard Hollywoodese, and a very strong title role for a tough guy actor. Much of the original film is reused in this version–character names, script fragments, visuals (such as lots of rain and the opening train sequence under the credits)–but the original ending was very dark and, unfortunately, was tossed out. In this version, Stallone plays a mob accounts payable collector in Vegas whose bartender brother back in their working class hometown suddenly dies in an uncharacteristic drunk driving accident. The brothers haven’t spoken or been close in years but Carter (Stallone) insists on going home for the funeral and a lookaround despite some very heavy warnings and orders from his boss not to go. Director Stephen Kay, in his first major film, goes MTV artsy and that, along with the changed ending, make this film a failure compared to the original. Michael Caine, who played Carter in that version, does his usual strong job in a major supporting role here.

SopranosLand: NJ Governor quits race as charges spread

From Mercury News wire services: New Jersey’s acting governor Donald DiFrancesco, under fire for his business and real estate dealings, withdrew from the governor’s race yesterday. DiFrancesco, a Republican, withdrew just three days after he entered it Sunday, and one day after attacking his two opponents as tax profligates.

So New Jersey sails into a near-perfect political storm. It is hard to name a branch of New Jersey government, from the U.S. Senate to county sheriff, not under an ethical cloud or investigation or indictment.

NJ: A Gathering of Angels 🙂 🙂 🙂

Humor today: Useful computer features and a Pythonesque routine

Someone spent a reasonable amount of time making images of these Computer Features and they are hilarious (IMO, YMMV). Particularly the Word Tools menu and Copy dialog!

Meanwhile, Robot Wisdom led me to this bit of Monty Pythonesque humor, the hilarious Two Crystallographers from Yorkshire Sketch “by Anthony Nicholls and Phil Bourne (neither of whom are from Yorkshire, but one of whom spent two years in the People’s Republic of South Yorkshire) and with apologies to Monty Python and George Sheldrick (who is from Yorkshire).”

Time for fun in the Sun

Yesterday, my bosses at Sun announced a mandatory vacation for the first week of July for all employees. I haven’t seen the email yet but I understand that you either take some accrued time off or take the days unpaid, but one way or the other you take the days off. This will help quite a few people, who will maybe remember there is life in other places than their office, whether they like it or not. I suppose it doesn’t effect me since I’m still on leave then. Anyway, this is a nice money saver that shouldn’t hit anyone too hard and has been used by quite a few other companies, such as HP, before.

Mr. Consolidation visits the database market

C|Net is reporting that IBM will purchase the Informix database unit for $1 billion. IBM plans to continue marketing and development of the product, giving them a two pronged path. Having lived through this scenario when Sun bought NetDynamics and then partnered with AOL on iPlanet, I have serious doubts that this will do anything but hurt IBM. The biggest questions will be:

– Customer uncertainty, regardless of IBM statements, that Informix will continue to be supported and enhanced; and,

– Salesforce uncertainty over which product to sell, especially (but not only) to new customers. If they stop selling Informix to new accounts, eventually the business will wither away.

All in all, while initial analyst reaction is positive, I doubt this will be sucessful.

Greil Marcus interview: Dylan, Elvis, and the art of writing

Greil Marcus has been one of the leading music critics since the late ’60s and he still has interesting, relevant things to say. In a recent interview, he talks about his books on Dylan, Elvis, and the Sex Pistols as well as his current Salon column. Best quote: “I try not to walk through the world with preconceptions and rules, that something is good if it fits certain categories in certain ways.”

Will market conditions trigger tech takeovers?

C/Net is reportings that tech companies are taking measures to ward off takeovers, what with many of them having cash assets far above current market caps. This is something I’ve been wondering about lately, thinking that consolidations in the ebusiness space hasn’t gone as far as one might expect. Ariba is one high-flier that might be ripe now with a market cap just over $2 billion, compared to over $32B back last summer. They have great market position, good technology, and a book value of about $13/share. If Oracle’s stock was doing a little better, they would be a good match; Oracle is moving strongly into ebusiness but doesn’t have position in the B2B marketplace niche.

Superheroes: Where are they when we need them?

Headhunter.net has posted this job opening for a Super Hero. Pay ranges anywhere from scraps ($17k) to gobs ($420k) working for the not-for-profit Justice League of America. I’d take the job but (a) I’m on vacation (b) I don’t have blue hair and (c) I can’t fly.

TV: Weakest Link is too weak to watch

There may have been nothing weak about NBC’s “Link” launch, that is the ratings may have been great, but I watched last night’s show and it wore out quickly. This show features a sarcastic, condescending host and eight contestants in a mix of “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” and “Survivor” to answer several rounds of questions with one contestant being voted off by the others after each round. I think Anne Robinson is going to go insane soon and walk around saying simply “You are the weakest link. Goodbye.” to one and all.

Update: NBC is planning a special episode, to run against the Survivor II finale, featuring several Survivor I cast members (Richard, Susan, Gervaise, and so on). But, and here’s the catch, they can’t use the word Survivor when promoting the episode!

Work goes on, even when you’re away

eWeek reports on iPlanet efforts to woo developers, specifically the new iPlanet Developer Pack and app server Test Drive. The test drive was one of my major projects before beginning the leave I’m currently on. Having an evaluation version of the product easily available should help generate new business and not having it was a definite strike against us in competing with BEA.

Don’t Let Architecture Astronauts Scare You

Joel Spolsky, in the latest Joel on Software, reminds us that even though abstraction is a good tool to use in system design, there are those among us who have a tendency to take abstraction to ridiculous heights, where it does more harm than good.

Last Night’s Movie: Stormriders

Feeling sickly, it actually took me until this afternoon to finish watching this 1998 Hong Kong historical fantasy martial arts flick, released in Asia under the title Feng Yun. Sound like a recent Oscar winning fantasy flick? I’m not aware of any personnel or studio connections between the two films but the heavy use of wire work (so the characters can fly, for example) and other SFX as well as the reliance on Chinese folklore for plot makes one wonder. I wish the DVD had an English dubbing option instead of just English subtitles but I did enjoy watching. For a martial arts film, there’s a suprising amount of plot and character development and not as much fighting, which is fine, but the one sex scene–don’t worry, no female semi-nudity–wasn’t worth the 120 seconds of screen time. The film, which was one of the highest grossers in Asia at its release, is an adaptation of a bestselling HK comic book series. DVDReview.com has a good writeup.

Nothing like scaring the competitor’s customers

I got to this page by clicking on an ad on Yahoo that simply said “Sybase users, safeguard your business! Switch to Oracle.” Now, Oracle may or may not be a better database than Sybase, but it certainly is a robust, widely-used product. More importantly, I’ve never heard of any Sybase customers who have had a major data loss due to the product. Is this the fear part of Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt?

Another AMT horror story but this time, a plan to fight back

Jeff Chou, a Cisco engineer who faces a $2.5M AMT tax bill, is taking his protest over AMT public. Besides speaking out to the press (and selling everything he owns to pay Uncle Sam), he’s launched campaign to push for reform of the Alternative Minimum Tax focusing on HR1487 – Proposed AMT Relief Bill. 1487 is viewed as a low probability for passage this year but, if passed, would eliminate AMT consideration for incentive stock options.