It’s a wonderful, wonderful world out there

Forget about being safe or happy, just struggle to get through the weapons, the lies and the people who will kill you for not agreeing with their version of the invisible little man in the sky.

Iran Admits Foreign Help on Nuclear Facility – hint: the help came from our primary in the war in Afghanistan, the same folks who thought it would be cool to help the North Koreans too.

2004 Deficit to Reach $480 Billion, Report Forecasts – so cutting taxes will cure our economic ills? Or, will the changes actually pass on a huge debt burden to the next generation, already wondering where the money will be found for their turn at Social Security and Medicare?

A monument to intolerance – Iraq, Alabama, wherever you go, there they are. God may or may not be everywhere but people who are willing to tell you exactly how the Almighty wants humans to live life certainly are.

Meanwhile, did my folks feel the 3.8 quake that hit their neck of the woods today?

To Rob Fahrni

I am peeved. You came all the way here from Visalia for more than a whole day and didn’t even call me for coffee. How ever do you explain that? And, oh yeah, forget my email, guess I ran in to that DNS problem too.



Okay, just kidding, don’t get bent out of shape. (Did anyone else get the Visio joke?)

Huh? Yes, Beatles, all mixed up

What does Pam mean by “latter-day Yes Meets early Beatles”? I cannot begin to fathom this, some combination of raw, simple guitar chugging music with corporatized, out in the aether art rock. Don’t misunderstand, I really like both bands but I just can’t see how O.A.R. can sound like a mix of them. I listened to a couple of tunes, Hey Girl from both Risen (studio) and Any Time Now (live) and Missing Pieces from The Wanderer and didn’t hear what Pam did but then maybe that’s the difference between live performance and studio recording. What it comes down to is I’m glad Pam enjoyed her party evening listening to good rock and roll.

Ivins shocker

She can be so funny. Just check out the first line of a current column on Ah-nuld and the Recall: “One problem I have with Arnold Schwarzenegger is that he looks like a condom stuffed with walnuts.” Tell me that does not make you sit down and laugh!

Prepping for eBay

I’m using their TurboLister software to prepare a batch of items for listing all at once. Go, but go big is my motto here. The items are an assortment of things I’ve got laying around the house: a couple of no longer used cellphones, an old DSL modem, some promotional tech company t-shirts, an ELP CD box set, a couple of videotape box sets (I don’t have a VCR any more…), and a combo pack of iPlanet promotional items. Not really sure how to price the last one but I’ll probably start it at $19.99 plus shipping and see where it goes from there.

I’ve also had some further conversations with Rogulus. I’m going to pick up some inexpensive DVD and CD sets at Costco, then break them into individual items and profit on the arbitrage. He’s had some very good results with the specific items and I hope to copy that success, with permission of course.

Plan is to go live tomorrow.

Yesterday’s movie: Knockaround Guys

Coming from David Levien and Brian Koppelman, the same pair that wrote Rounders, no one was surprised that Knockaround Guys is another movie about young guys caught up in the underworld. But Guys does not have anyone like Matt Damon or Edward Norton to play the young men struggling with The Life and no femme like Famke Jansen to add spice. In the end, the pair’s script and direction is pulled under by overly pretenscious speeches and a simplistic plot.

It’s all about putting words in the mouths of stereotypical characters. Barry Pepper is a mob boss’s son, whose father doesn’t give him the respect he craves, Seth Green and Andrew Davoli are also second generation hoods not living up to dad, and Vin Diesel is the muscleman who ‘understands’ the truth of their path better than any of the others. John Malkovitch is Pepper’s evil, slick uncle, chafing under the thumb of Dennis Hopper. A bunch of no-name actors play the hicks who get in the way of Malkovitch’s plan to flip the pecking order and none stand out. Might have expected Levien and Koppleman to use the wide open spaces of the Montana location a little more attractively but that didn’t happen either.

Not really worth the time

Good cooking

The Sweet One made me some tasty ribs tonight. I love eating her cooking. Makes married life even more wonderful.

Mainly has been a semi-lazy day, as a good Summer Saturday ought to be. We did get up early and go the gym, eat some breakfast and then I drove TS1 to the office so she could earn some overtime $$$. I then enjoyed the Manchester United 2-1 victory over Newcastle. Really, I couldn’t care which team won as they aren’t Liverpool but I’m infatuated with ManU’s new American goalkeeper Tim Howard and their awesome goalscorer Ruud van Nistleroy and both of them had excellent games.

I had to deal with far too many of the SoBig-generated emails. That was a midday downer.

In the afternoon I got an eBay tutorial from PowerSeller and buddy Rogulus–do you see that rating? +2815 is very impressive. He gave me a bunch of good tips and I’ll be putting them into effect this week with auctions on some extra equipment I have laying about, some clothes, maybe some music CDs. Just waiting for my PayPal account to go into effect.

To top off the day, the 49ers are beating the Saints at the half and after dinner coffee is brewing.

LOTR refresher

This sounds cool: New Line will re-release the first two Lord of the Rings installments for one week each beginning two weeks before the release of the concluding movie, Return of the King. But not just what we saw before, the extended versions: 208 minutes for Fellowship of the Ring and 214 minutes for The Two Towers. Some theaters will even go over the top: on Dec. 16, a daylong marathon during which all three films will be shown back-to-back. Exhib guidelines call for a 3 p.m. showing of Fellowship followed by a 7 p.m. screening of Towers and then an 11 p.m. screening of King. Oh my. Think of your bladder and the big picnic baskets. OH MY!!!

HOAs are not everyone’s cup of tea

Once again a bored writer fell prey to the rants of an aggravated homeowner and published a story on the evils of homeowner associations. One of my fellow MeFites, though he violated the posting guidelines by simply posting a biased phrase as hyperlink text without any additional commentary or explanation (which I find oddly amusing), put it up for discussion on MetaFilter. Given the often (small l) libertarian bent of many commentators, the cries of fascism were not long in coming. Being president of the HOA in which I live, I feel the commentators are generally giving us a bum rap and said so, in detail. To summarize: HOAs are not evil but are also not for everyone.

For the C# inclined, some resources

This list is more for my bookmark-like use but feel free to click away yourself on this list of C#-related material:

Have fun if you find this stuff fun.

Commercialism!

Yes, those are Google AdSense ads you now see on top of the content column on the pages of this website. Feel to click through and help me earn a few dollars. You might also want to help out by starting your Amazon shopping by clicking the “Shop Here” button on the top left of the BST homepage. Hopefully these small efforts will help pay for the incidentals around the house while my job search continues into its–yes–third year. I’m also starting a selling program on eBay and if you don’t have enough books, CDs, beanie babies and the like already, feel free to bid as I put them up for sale.

Ernie Ball’s CEO on dumping Microsoft

Very interesting interview looking at going the open source route from a business, not technical, perspective. Seems that when the BSA, the bad guys who went around auditing companies’ PCs (think earlier iteration of the jokers at the RIAA if you don’t remember), targeted Sterling Ball’s company, they made a poor choice. Ball made the smart decision not to fight them but when they left he tossed out his Microsoft software and installed Linux and other open source apps instead; it’s been three and a half years and that choice has worked just fine.

This week’s Spencer Katt column adds a little OSS mirth by relating a rumor that several companies which use Linux are banding together to file a racketeering lawsuit against the idiots at SCO. I say go get’em!

Morning laughers

  • Putting his money where his mouth is: Kirkland’s dad hopes for payback time. When the Liverpool goalkeeper was about 10, his dad went down to the local bookie with nine friends and the each put up 100 pounds at 100-1 odds that Chris would one day play for the English national team. With the England-Croatia match this week, that bet might just pay off.
  • Still Fair and Balanced: Paul Newman Is Still HUD. The great actor pulls a Franken on Fox News.
  • The Surreal Life: Headers and Soul. Marks marklarks the marklark, if you know what I marklark.

Afternoon update:

Rob works at the company which makes the operating system running on his laptop. Said operating system seems to have reached a critical negative juncture in it’s life, giving off strange messages when he powers on. Yet he seems oddly reluctant to call tech support. What’s up with that? But Rob, still, thanks for the positive feedback on my little project.

Fussy about details

Harve Bennett was as responsible as anyone other than Gene Roddenberry for the rebirth of the Star Trek franchise back in the 1970s so I generally take what he has to say at face value. Sometimes, though, he pops one up and out of play behind the plate as in a recent interview. Bennett says he likes the idea of a new Trek series idea that has made the rounds for a few years now: Kirk and Spock as 17 year olds at Star Trek Academy.

All well and good, possibly an interesting reboot even, except for one little detail: Spock is something like 100 years older than Kirk! I realize we’re talking about fictional characters but if they want to play by the rules than this is a pretty crucial one to follow. A large part of Spock’s backstory in the original series comes from his age and prior experiences. Indeed, if the ratings get dire enough, I wouldn’t be at all surprised to see a very young Spock pop up as a character on Enterprise even though this would be something of a continuity violation.

Sorry Harve. A series set at the Academy might work just fine and even one where young Kirk is the lead character. Just leave Spock’s pointy ears out of it, knowwhatImean?

Yesterday’s movie: The Magnificent Seven

There are only seven basic stories for writers to use and Hollywood ranks the Hero’s Tale right at the top; my favorite genre or at least far ahead of Boy Meets Girl. So I was quite interested when TV Guide mentioned that one such film I’d never seen but which has all kinds of great press, 1960’sThe Magnificent Seven, was going to be shown on commercial-free Turner Classic Movies. This is a film that spawned three or four sequels, a couple of variations, and a TV series. One of the last of the classic Hollywood westerns, Magnificent Seven is itself based on a another film, a Japanese classic called Shichinin No Samurai from Akira Kurosawa.

A Mexican village, a few miles on the other side of the Texas border, is hounded year after year by a bandit and his gang until the farmers decide enough’s enough. Riding up to some no name Texas town seeking guns and ammunition, they find instead two brave gunmen (Yul Brynner and Steve McQueen) and hire them instead. The gunfighters recruit four more and a wannabe insists on joining them to make the seven. Once the crew reaches the village, there is only enough time for a little training before the bandidos attack. The story itself is hardly surprising to anyone who’s seen more than three Westerns or really any three decent Hollywood action films.

What makes it stand out so much is that so many elements come together so well. The actors really inhabit the characters, while the script treats the characters with respect rather than as objects to move the plot. The director lets the script breathe and gives the actors space. About the only artificial feeling I got was from the sets, especially the Mexican village, which were a little too obviously built on a tight budget. The villagers are a good example of what I mean; in most movies their characters would have been the objects of condescension but Brynner as the leader of the hired guns talks with them and makes them a part of the plan.

I’m not surprised since the director is John Sturges, who went on to make one of my all time favorites three years later, The Great Escape. And Steve McQueen, when his A game is on, is always a treat. The ending might seem like a bit of a letdown but I saw it as realistic.

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