“Inside the Actors Studio” Questionnaire

While I generally don’t bother with these things, Dan’s answers to the traditional Inside the Actors Studio Questionnaire inspired me to add my own:

What turns you on?
Clarity

What turns you off?
Thoughtlessness

What’s your favorite curse word?
Pardon the language but: pile of steaming moron shit.

What sound or noise do you love?
Twin melodic distorted guitar playing, such as Dickie Betts and Duane Allman on the early Allman Brothers records (especially “Whipping Post” from At Fillmore East) or Thin Lizzy’s Brian Robertson and Scott Gorham exemplified by “The Cowboy Song” from their 1978 Live and Dangerous double album

What sound or noise do you hate?
Muffled bass and drums from car stereos turned up so loud they make my car vibrate at a stop light.

What is your favorite word?
Yes

What is your least favorite word?
Because

What profession other than your own would you like to try?
Movie Producer

What profession would you not want to try?
Dan’s answer, Medicine, is one I agree with but my answer has to be truck driver. I’m not Zen enough to stand the monotonous boredom.

If there’s a heaven, what would you like God to say when you get there?
Existence: why is it so confusing?

What are your answers?