The pundit who would be Cringely loves, and I mean lurves in an unnatural way, to get in as many over the top adjectives and out of the stratosphere rhetorical devices as he can fit in the space of a column but today’s Paper War has to be a prizewinner even for him. Just consider this brief, two sentence single paragraph excerpt from the middle of the thing:
“This is more than another Akamai or even an Akamai on steroids. This is a dynamically-driven, intelligent, thermonuclear Akamai with a dedicated back-channel and application-specific hardware.”
Yeah but what’s he gonna do for next week?
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