Books: The Neanderthal Parallax

Robert J. Sawyer has written quite a few stories in Analog that I’ve enjoyed so when he turned up in the January 2002 issue with another multi-part serial called Hominids I was more than ready to read it. After the third part I was really enjoying it and couldn’t wait to get the issue with the conclusion. At the end, though, I was more than a bit sad because it turned out to be a poorly chopped out portion of what was clearly a bigger story; sure enough, a few months later a novel by the same name was in the bookstores and, even worse, it was the first of a trilogy.

To me, trilogies are a disease infecting recent science fiction authors and publishers. I understand that a big part of it is economics, that SF novels tend not to sell that well and so getting readers to pay three times can make a big difference to the P&L, possibly even enough to make publishing SF viable. Fans, to be sure, have a share of the blame for always asking for more stories with the same characters and storyverse.

Most people would spend more or less the same amount on books so the reason I see trilogies as a disease rather than just more reading material is because almost all of them suffer from content inflation. That is, material which might generally work best at about 400-600 pages (one somewhat long or two just below average volumes) is padded and blown up to double or triple that length–in this instance the three volumes are exactly 1200 pages according to Amazon listings. Coincidence? Makes me wonder. Not that some writers don’t deliver on trilogies and even longer series; for instance, Peter Hamilton and Louis McMaster Bujold have created massive masterpieces in the Naked Dawn and the Vorkosigian Saga, respectively, and then there’s Douglas Adam’s five book Hitchhiker’s Guide and the seminal trilogies: JRR Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings and Isaac Asimov’s Foundation Trilogy.

A good portion of the padding comes from summarizing what came previously because, of course, publishers won’t (or don’t want to) assume that all readers purchased them. Even so, authors like Sawyer have taken this one step further and include passages within the volume that recap the current book so far. A few paragraphs here and there and soon enough you’ve got an extra 10 or 20 pages that bulk up the book to justify charging $25.95 (hardcover) or $7.99 (paperback) three times.

  1. Hominids
  2. Humans
  3. Hybrids

The thing of it is, Sawyer actually has some really good ideas and characters to explore in this set but extra characters, disconnected subplots and the aforementioned recaps and reminders weaken the result. The key science fictions that he builds from are that the Many Worlds and Theater of Consciousness hypothesis from quantum physics are correct taken together and that human conscioussness arose when the polarity of the Earth’s magnetic field shut down 40,000 years ago, something which really did occur.

He puts them together by positing that instead of many universes, each created at (scientifically speaking) frequent occurence, there are really only two of significance: ours and one created 40,000 years ago when, instead of Homo Sapiens, Neanderthals became conscious. Other ‘verses were spun off from each subsequently. The other species died out in each Earth. The Neanderthals develop very differently from us though I got the feeling that Sawyer for the most part just gave them his own idea of the perfect society: far fewer people, lots of open space, violence and inherited disease purged from the gene pool through common consent, everyone on their best behavior because their every movement is recorded in the Alibi Archives.

The story opens when two Neanderthal physicists developing quantum computing technology attempt a calculation larger than their system’s capacity. The underlying theory is that a quantum computer works by using other instances of itself in parallel ‘verses but Ponter and Adikor push unknowlingly past that limit and the machinery contacts a ‘verse (ours) where no parallel machine exists so instead a hole opens to it. Ponter, of course, falls through into our world. Much philosophical hemming and hawing ensues.

Bottom line is that Robert Sawyer is a good author and he writes enjoyable science fiction. Since I borrowed this trilogy from the Mountain View Public Library, I don’t even feel too bad about the padding.

recommended

TextDrive merges

The hosting company where I just finished moving billsaysthis.com, TextDrive, announced today it was merging with Joyent, another small startup (discussion at A Fireside Chat On the Events of the Day). Doesn’t seem to be too significant for me and TS1 except they increased the diskspace for my level account from 300MB to 1GB, which is nice. The CEO, Dean Allen of Textpattern fame, explained that it makes TxD a stronger company and that’s probably true. Joyent, the new partner, is a web applications company which means they need serious hosting resources and TxD could use some help on the software side, seeing as how they’re struggling a bit to get promised stats and account manager apps out to users. Good luck to the new combination!

One of the reasons I switched off PHPWebHosting (Guy, are you listening?) was to get Email over SSL. At BarCamp, Jake Appelbaum showed how significant that can be when wirelessly connected to the web. Despite several requests and trouble tickets PHPWH never came close to helping me find a workaround for their lack of support for this common standard. So tonight I found the TxD kb article and turned it on.

What’s the first thing that happens? Symantec Norton Anti-Virus throws up an error message! For some reason not explained even in this extensive online help article, the software doesn’t work with Email over SSL:

“Norton AntiVirus email scanning does not work with an ISP that is using the SSL protocol. Also, Norton AntiVirus email scanning will only scan email that arrives on default ports 110 or 25.

If your ISP uses the SSL protocol, then you must disable email scanning in order to send and receive email.”

Wow. I mean seriously dudes just how many years and versions of this application do you need to get this feature in the bits?

CommonCensus Map Project

Michael Baldwin is running an interesting experiment at the CommonCensus Map Project, asking visitors to answer four (multiple choice) questions about their geographic identification. Note to Michael Arrington and Robert Scoble: this is not a web 2.0 mashup, LOL, though it does use a small bit of JavaScript to magnify viewports on the map. I think it needs more people to complete the survey for the answers to get meaningful.

New feature: Easy subscribe to my RSS feed

I know I should have spent the time on Rails but I felt like doing something a little different. So I added a little bit of coding so that the RSS feed link only shows on pages where it’s relevant–the home page, single post pages, and blog archive pages–and put a link labeled subscribe next to it.

There’s something a little more elegant to it, I think: clicking the subscribe link opens a block in place with a list of links to subscribe to BillSaysThis in the more popular feedreaders (that is, those that have the capability) using JavaScript. Of course, there’s a close the block link at the bottom to restore the pristine page state.

screenshot of the block

If there’s any interest I’ll make the HTML, JavaScript and image files available; just ask.

Born to Run

So Tuesday was the day the 30th anniversary edition of Born to Run hit the stores. One of the rare ‘first day must haves’ for me. I don’t recall an album that had a bigger impact on me, and has stayed with me all these years. I can hear any part of any of the songs inside my head any time. Funny how the songs that stuck out more to me weren’t the mainstream choices; put a gun to my head and I’d rank Night as the best cut followed by Thunder Road and Born to Run.

I got the box at lunch time and listened to the CD all afternoon. Records were much shorter in those vinyl days! At home I watched the Hammersmith Odeon concert. Terrific visual quality considering the raw stock allegedly sat in canisters in a warehouse until a couple of years ago. Two big surprises for me: Bruce didn’t strap on a guitar until the fifth song, content to dance and sing before that, and–fuck–they cut out all the patter. He used to talk and joke and tell stories, sometimes pretty long and involved, between songs or as the band played extended instrumental breaks, and I know he was still doing them in ’75. Interviewers later on asked where the tall tales went and he said they were better as material for his songwriting but to me this was the one big mistake in assembling this film.

Watching I realized something that had been in the back of my mind for a long time but never quite materialized. From the first record through the end of this tour, the E Street sound was funky and massively danceable. Not in a disco sense but like great R&B. Gary Tallent’s bass lines, Clarence’s sax, Max’s drumming, they added up to the world’s best bar band sound. Who am I to look inside another person’s mind, okay, but I think the big lawsuit with Mike Appel (his first manager) that started after this tour changed Springsteen into a more serious man, made him grow up. Look at the music of Darkness on the Edge of Town, the next record he made, and Nebraska soon after that, much more about being an adult in a walled-in world than an exuberant, playful kid who spouted joyful, optimistic, thousand syllables a minute juke joint tunes. Not that I don’t love them too but they come from a different world view, and this concert is a last great memento of that kid.

When events like this special release come around, politicians often try and share some of the spotlight with resolutions and proclamations. Canada, for instance, gave Shania Twain the country’s highest award on Friday, the Order of Canada, for her efforts to end child poverty. The divisive, vindicative, small-minded Republicans we have in charge these days, on the other hand, blocked a resolution by both of New Jersey’s (Democratic) senators to honor Bruce even though such things “usually pass by unanimous voice consent” because, of course, Springsteen was a vocal, visible Kerry supporter in last year’s elections.

Invisible movement

I think that if you can read this then the DNS switch/hosting move is complete; I switched Blogger’s settings so (just on passwords) it wouldn’t be able to connect to the old host. Am I nervous? Nah. Um, okay a little.

Moving hosts – possible trouble warning

Just in case you have odd results with the RSS feed or the webpage is unavailable or email bounces, it’s because after publishing this I’m going to switch the DNS from the current hosting company to our new home at TextDrive. Possibly you’ll be able to see this place at an alternative address, http://bst.textdriven.com, and send email to me at bill at the same domain (the whole thing including the bst part).

No big deal and any trouble will clear in a couple of days or less, as soon as the new DNS info (how the nice text web addresses get translated to the numbers computers know and love) propogates through the network. This is one of those instances where a strength of the internet can cause some minor problems

I, Cringely :: Paper War

The pundit who would be Cringely loves, and I mean lurves in an unnatural way, to get in as many over the top adjectives and out of the stratosphere rhetorical devices as he can fit in the space of a column but today’s Paper War has to be a prizewinner even for him. Just consider this brief, two sentence single paragraph excerpt from the middle of the thing:

“This is more than another Akamai or even an Akamai on steroids. This is a dynamically-driven, intelligent, thermonuclear Akamai with a dedicated back-channel and application-specific hardware.”

Yeah but what’s he gonna do for next week?

What can I say?

I know this place has been quiet lately. Honestly there’s a lot going on, plus I was sick over the weekend, but mostly behind the scenes stuff. For example, I’m moving this site to a new hosting provider but hitting hiccups after getting put on a new, not quite shaken out, server and just trying to understand what’s happening has taken an excessive amount of time.

Also, I’ve mostly worked through the Rails book and have been obsessively reading the fairly active newsgroup to keep up with things. I even got some help last night from a couple of friendly, more experienced guys to understand how to do a form with a model that doesn’t connect to a database table. With the Thanksgiving holiday and a week off next month there should be something worth showing soon.

Finally, there’s all the fan mail. The life of an Internet superstar can have its downside. People expect that I’ll actually read their messages and won’t take a generic “the check’s in the mail” response. No, I have to go into the bank website and literally pay the bill. You tell me, is that any way to treat li’l ol’ BillSaysThis?

All in all, keep your fingers crossed. Think a positive thought. Remember to pour the beer down the middle of the glass. Keep on swimming.

Last night’s movie: Spanglish

James L. Brooks has made some classic films over the years including As Good As It Gets, Terms of Endearment and Broadcast News plus he’s a co-creator of TV standouts The Simpsons, Taxi and The Mary Tyler Moore Show! Adam Sandler, on the other hand, has not. Okay, some of his movies have been funny (The Waterboy, Happy Madison) and even a couple that are a step above the pre-teen level (The Wedding Singer and especially Punch-Drunk Love) but nothing of the mature, life-affirming nature of Brooks’ oevre.

So we didn’t run out to the cinema to fork over $10 each to see Spanglish when the reviews were, well, half-hearted at best and no friends gave positive (or any) reports. Watching it, though, made me wonder why it didn’t get a better response. This is more the story of a young, unwed Mexican mother trying to make a life for her daughter in a strange land than anything to do with Sandler, and Paz Vega does a superb job as the woman who doesn’t even speak English until nearly the end.

Vega gets tangled up in the lives of Type A mom Tea Leoni, the nearly Zen monk-like Sandler and their two kids. Leoni doesn’t work but needs help taking care of her smart but slightly chubby daughter Berniece, (barely visible, so hard to characterize) younger son George and alcoholic, faded, drunk but able to care and give the occasional bit of sage wisdom singing star mom (Cloris Leachman). Her own daughter, the same age as Leoni’s, cannot resist the lure of wealth so easily but is still the most well-behaved teenager I’ve ever seen.

Anyway, the plot is not so much the point here as the performances Brooks is able to bring out from the cast. Leoni and Leachman are no surprise, and Vega is experienced if unknown in the US (and gorgeous, like Penelope Cruz without the zero percent body fat), but Sandler and the kids are an unexpected pleasure. Particularly Sarah Steele as Berniece but also Shelbie Bruce as her Latina counterpart.

recommended

Laughing Squid 10th Anniversary

Congratulations to Scott “Laughing Squid” Beale on tonight’s 10th Anniversary Party for his off-the-beaten path hosting company. I’ve run into Scott a few times recently and he really represents the best of what underlies the San Francisco stereotype. Which are, after all, usually based on some distortion of reality and that’s what Scott is. He shows up at so many events, happenings and parties I wonder if he bothers to keep an apartment/house or just has a dresser and shower in the office! Always with a camera too. Happy 10 years, pal, and best wishes for many more decades of merging art, commerce and community. [tag: laughingsquid]

SHDH5 was a blast

Had a great time last night at the Prime, stayed until 2:30! Huge crowd turned out and despite the chill we got a bunch of good demos and presentations. Big spread of food, of which I ate too much, and lots of alcohol including currently hot combination of Red Bull and Vodka but, uggh, I didn’t try it. David Weekly was a terrific and gracious host, he has a house that even I envy over in Hillsborough, and Scott “the Laughing Squid” Beale was again omnipresent with his digital camera so you can see many pictures of the night on Flickr. Many people spent much of the evening playing with code–it was a dev house, after all–though I barely broke out LittleSteven because for me the opportunity for conversation was much more interesting.

Deidre Moen showing me MeasureMap

Pitches included:

  • Andy Smith did a funny, if questionable, presentation on getting chicks with python
  • Keith H showed us the very hot Zimbra mail system which won one of the shiny statues for most likely to earn a huge payday
  • Drew talked about using RDF to organize and analyze his four-plus years of gas purchase receipts (later on he showed me a very different kind of webserver called, I think, Redfern which is implemented as an RDF store)
  • Jesse Andrews (GreaseMonkey, BookBurro) on how to build your own Google Maps in 10 minutes with almost no code using the Dojo Toolkit
  • The singularly-named Freeman on projects (PostMaNet) he’s supporting to bring intermittent connectivity to remote towns in India; we had one of those nearly-midnight nature of existence conversations beforehand
  • The (recently aqcuired by Yahoo!) upcoming.org trio showed that being inside the Big Y is will unleash their creativity by giving them a wide palette of components to play with
  • Chris Messina discussed the CivicForge project which I missed because, well, it was cold and I needed a break, but which did win another of the statues.

Can’t wait for the next House!

Displaying XML Data with PHP

Another little technical concept checked off my list today with the help of Rogers’ very useful Displaying XML Data with PHP and his Simple-XML class. Want to see it in action? Easy enough, just click through to my Poetry page. In the previous iteration the list of poems that runs down the left was hardcoded into the page source and when I write another poem I need to edit it. In the new plan I cut all that into a new file, did a little search and replace magic and spinned it into an XML file. XML= cool, eh?

Microsoft Live? What happened to Microsoft works?

Mike Arrington (Microsoft Live Event – My Real Time Notes) does a decent job of laying out the details of today’s big news from Redmond. Interesting that BillG and Co came down to San Francisco for it, lion’s den and all that. In a year or two they may have something of real value though for now I think some of the hyperbole is overdone.

You know what I’d like first? Fix the software I already have. How is it that Outlook (accurately) marks messages as spam but Hotmail doesn’t? I use a third party tool to suck down the Hotmail into Outlook–MS used to let you do that directly but decided we should pay for the feature, yeah right–and most of the time Outlook’s spam filter pushes them to the Junk folder. If anything Hotmail’s rulebase ought to be fresher.

So Bill, do you really think what small businesses want is a free website with ads from competitors at the top of the page? Me, I’d just like what I’ve got to do what it says on the box.