Beckhams’ Girlie Name Choice Is Plain Stupid, according to allegedly intelligent people quoted in a British newspaper. The world’s most famous couple, David and Victoria Beckham, named their newborn son Cruz–cross in Spanish–and somehow people who’ve never met them feel comfortable and qualified to judge their choice. Wow, must suck to be Lola Oria, a university tutor who gave the article it’s title with her qords, and authors Rachel Williams and Louise Barnett; their lives must be really miserable to get kicks from this.