A little war with my friends

(A little something that occured to me with the RNC coming so soon, to the tune of The Beatles’ With a Little Help from My Friends)

A little help from my friends

What would you think if I invaded Iraq,

Would you stand up and walk out on me?

Lend me your guns and I’ll tell you a lie,

And I’ll try not to make you feel sick.

I get by with a little help from my friends,

I can lie with a little help from my friends,

Going to try a little war with my friends.

What do I do when allies go astray?

(Doesn’t worry me to be alone)

How do I feel by the end of the day?

(I’m not sad because I’m on my own)

No I get by with a little help from my friends.

Do you need anybody?

I don’t need no one to go.

Could it be anybody?

I want somebody to fight.

Would you believe in a lie at first sight?

Yes I’m certain that it happens all the time.

What do you see when you turn out the light?

I can’t tell you, but I know that it’s mine.

Oh I get by with a little help from my friends,

Do you need anybody?

I just need somebody to invade,

Could it be anybody?

I want someone to invade.

I get by with a little help from my friends,

Yes I get by with a little war with my friends,

With a little help from my friends.