Corporate humor

Dear William Lazar,

Walgreens and Medco Health Solutions have reviewed pharmacy transactions related to your health benefits plan’s prescription coverage from mid-1999 to early 2001. The review identified certain co-payments paid by you that could have been lower.

Therefore, consistent with Medco’s and Walgreen’s commitment to customer satisfaction, please accept the enclosed check to fully reimburse you for the difference.

Sincerely,

Walgreens

The enclosed check was for 50 cents. W00t, I’m rich again.