The Mercury News has a new feature in their Letters to the Editor page, featuring short but sweet retorts. Today the paper published a letter from a man who doesn’t object to legal recognition of a partnership between two individuals of the same gender but says “I just don’t want it to be called ‘marriage.'” So here’s the one liner I submitted:
Memo to Tim Herklots (Letters, 8/9/3): I want a million dollars but that doesn’t mean a law should be passed giving it to me.