Breakfast or terror weapon, you decide!

OMG! I don’t know which is funnier, this article or the “meal” it is about! Don’t read the article immediately before or after you plan on eating. And by immediately I mean, oh, 24 hours. And, as one of the commentators in the MetaFilter thread put it: “It’s probably even worse than pictured – most of those big hungry men put butter on their pancakes …” If there was such a thing, this product would be instantly entered into the Anti-Atkins Hall of Fame, no five year waiting period necessary.