Joe Millionaire twists

Who knows what the truth is, and, frankly, who cares? I sure don’t but here’s a few WAGs:

  1. Both the final two women (Sarah and Zora) are lesbians and when they find out he doesn’t have the 50 large, they turn to each other for comfort and love.
  2. Evan explains that, in a burst of honesty following the $50M revelation, one of his previous jobs was as male prostitute.
  3. The losing female proclaims the true object of her affection is the Australian butler–he’s cute and has that accent!

Thankfully I have two TVs and will not be subjected to this mishigas!