Reluctantly, I give in and play

FridayFive is not all that interesting but I will try and put in a humorous entry:

1. Waterless soap (not soap without water but the kind they have in hospitals that requires no water)
   

2. On this hair? Do you think I need it?
   

3. Do knives count?
   

4. Hey, I’m the bomb, baby!
   

5. Every morning when I wake up

<via garret>