[With apologies to the cartoonist]
(1)(a)
Customer service
Agents no help, no power
Anger burns my ass
(1)(b)
Endless yammering
Talk radio features fools
Who listens today?
(2)(a)
Teens rebel (again)
Hair, music, marijuana, X
All old is new now
(2)(b)
Middle age men shake
Life will not last forever
Begin to sleep less
(2)(c)
Old men take up arms
Hand them to angry youngsters
Young die, old die soon
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