Borland, as retold in Biblical style

Read the Dead C Scrolls as written by humor columnist Verity Stob, after the King James’ Authorised Bible. Sample quote:

When the sons of Kahn looked upon Veesee-ell and Delphi, and they saw that Delphi micturith upon the head of Vi Su-Albahsic, as though from the top of the mountain of Rockee.

More in the same style are Yocam Hocum and Book of Yocam (contd). Great laughs!