Naked Slashdotters, run scared now

[Continuing the sex theme] Commander Taco, the man who launched a thousand flames, asks Slashdotters the question “So for those of us who don’t go “Out” for holidays and prefer sitting on our asses…What are you gonna do?” While he was mainly thinking of television marathons (and got mostly predictable results), some responses were quite frightening. As TomC says, “The thought of slashdotters naked is frightening.” One married poster is hopeful a Sex and the City marathon might lead to some for his own self, which leads one to wonder what kind of marriage he has.

Gettin’ biz-zay!

A Santa Cruz woman named Lish Daelnar hopes to eventually chart every sexual pairing on Earth in ASCII in the Sexchart. She also wants to get written up in Wired but Wired News will do as well, so she’s achieved that. Somehow I don’t seem to be on the chart yet–I’m not BigDaddyBill–but I’m looking it over to see if I connected with anyone listed. Should you be on here? After all, Courtney Love, Drew Barrymore, and Jello Biafra are. All it takes is a wet kiss or better with someone already listed. Note: most folks (Goddess4U, shewolf, extrabob) are shown by their online handle so if I do get on, it will be as capspace.

A crappy day in the NFL

If you are a Bay Area or New Jersey football fan, it sure was. 49ers, Raiders, Giants, and Jets all lost winnable games. So the Giants are out of the playoffs, the Jets must win next week, the 49ers are likely to lose any chance at hosting a wildcard game, and the Raiders, who’ve played like crap for the last month, need a win next week to assure a first round bye. The Jets could have backed in with a Seattle loss today, but of course Flutie wasn’t up to that task. And off course the Jets play the Raiders next week so both can’t get what they want.

B2B: Not as dead as all that

Well, this has surely been a crappy year for Internet related stocks, a bad 16-18 months even, but the market appears to be developing some legs. VerticalNet is acquiring Atlas Commerce for their collaborative sourcing solution, a multi-party private exchange platform. Verticalnet is only paying around $24 million for Atlas’ expected 2001 revenues of $9.7M; Verticalnet’s CEO sees “remarkable synergies with Atlas Commerce in terms of our shared vision, rich technology assets, target markets and geographical proximity.” Ha ha ha, he said synergies.

Brent gets busy with the dozens

Down through the years, the fine art of the nasty insult has had many names. Brent gives us a fine year end list. Back in the ’70s, comedian Gabe Kaplan specialized in these in his standup act, featured on the Holes and Mello Roles record in cuts like “Up Your Nose with a Rubber Hose,” and they landed him Welcome Back, Kotter. Brent’s are mean and funny, like the dozens are supposed to be.

Micro-advertising experiment, days 15 and 16: the party’s over

Well, two weeks of amusing myself with the MetaFilter text ad are over and all 5,000 impressions have been served and through the ad 72 visitors came to this site, a clickthrough rate of 1.44%; a graph shows the entire run of the ad. The last two days had four clickthroughs out of 304 for a 1.32% CTR. Matt, thanks for the fun! And if any of you are new regular or semi-regular visitors, welcome to the party–the party’s over, long live the party!

MetaFilter TextAd results, 12/30/01

Another happy note: the BillSaysThis visitor counter went past 5,000 last night and is up to 5,022 as of this writing. Talk about your woo-fucking-hoo!

Buffalo: still snowing

As this AP Photo shows, them people are just swimming in it! As of Friday night over 83 inches of the cold white stuff (as opposed to the hot white stuff) was on the ground and more is coming! garret didn’t need to go all the way to find some, good for him!

Proof we’re getting older: Radio

I mainly listen to three stations, all of which play a variety of album-oriented classic rock. The station out of these three which probably skews to the oldest demographic is KFOX – The Classic Rock Experience!, which plays a moderately softer version of ’70s classic rock. When I was listening just now in the car they played an ad for a digestive system aid product generally only useful to people well over 40!!!

The other two stations are KFOG and 101.7 The Bone (KSAN). All three stations will play Led Zeppelin, the Beatles, and U2. KFOG appeals to the youngest audience of the three, you’re going to hear Dave Mathews Band and REM, and some bands that made their first record after 1990. The Bone rocks the hardest, with lots of AC/DC and Black Sabbath. KFOX is the only one that will play the Eagles, Elton John and Billy Joel and breaks away from the music to broadcast Sharks home games.

None of the three play anywhere near enough Springsteen!

p.s. While we’re on the topic of rock and roll, Neil Young has finally made his new song Let’s Roll available online. Talk about getting old but Neil made his first record 35 years ago!

Micro-advertising experiment, day 14

Pattern continues with the expected up day getting six clickthroughs out of 358 views for a 1.68% CTR and a total of 66 views from 4,698 views for a cumulative CTR of 1.45%.

Why Europe and why not China?

A year ago I was lent and encouraged to read Jared Diamond’s fascinating book Guns, Germs, and Steel. Diamond, an evolutionary biologist and not a historian, attempted to apply the tools of his discipline to understanding the larger path of human economic development and did so quite successfully. He made visible certain aspects of biology (especially botany) and geography that can be seen as significantly responsible for the larger strokes of human events. A short version of his history is available online.

But thinking never stops on this planet. Gale Stokes, writing in the November issue of Lingua Franca surveys the latest thinking in the realm of World History (macrohistory) in Why the West?. Stokes, professor of history, is quite readable in looking at the four most important authors, post-Diamond in this field: David S. Landes, Andre Gunder Frank, Kenneth Pomeranz, and R. Bin Wong. This article points out that the latter pair quite easily outdistance the first two authors in both sophistication and utility.

Cutting to the chase of the question I posed in the title of this entry, “Wong and Pomeranz agree that the coal revolution was the defining moment of the modern world.” Up until the end of the 18th century, both regions were very similar in their exploitation of (Adam) Smithian resources and the future, at that point, could possibly have gone either way. The Europeans, and especially the British, were able to exploit the huge increase in energy made available by coal and the race was, for the time being, over.

Good reading for the interested non-professional historian, well worth the time. One question not well-answered by Stokes, possibly because the answer isn’t terribly interesting to her intended audience, is whether either Pomeranz’s or Wong’s books are as accessible to the reading public as Diamond.

Update: Steven differs with the conclusion given here; he makes an interesting argument that the key factor differentiating Europe from the rest of the world is “there is a very close correlation historically between the power and wealth of a nation and the efficiency with which it is capable of moving soldiers, information and bulk cargo.”

More funnies humor

Hilary Price comes up with some odd humor in her Rhymes with Orange comic strip. Working with no regular characters or storyline to fall back on, she manages more zings than misses. Today’s strip is particularly funny for us tech geek types. And Hilary, honey, contrary to your FAQ, you are competing with the newspapers who pay you.

Snow

Hmm, one of the reasons I moved to California was to get away from shoveling and the muck. But garret is out looking for snow. Here’s the advice I gave him, somewhat amended for weblogging:

1. Get in car, start engine

2. Get on highway, head east on I-40 and I-44

3. Eventually, at I-70, turn north

4. At Buffalo, get off highway if you can

5. Get out of car and look around at 72+ inches of snow.

Micro-advertising experiment, day 13

A very odd up and down pattern is emerging in the data: up down up down and over again; people must have been really at loose ends Monday for such a high percentage to come through. Thursday was not much of a day for the ad, only four clickthroughs out of 410 views for a 0.98% CTR. The total now is 62 views from 4,340 views for a 1.43% cumulative CTR. The ad buy must be close to the end, with only 660 left, about two days. Overall site traffic seems to be up since passing 4,000 on Dec. 5, with about 900 visitors in the past three weeks.

Dogbert on consultants

Today’s Dilbert: If you give a man a fish he will eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish he will buy an ugly hat. And if you talk about fish to a starving man then you’re a consultant.

Micro-advertising experiment, day 12

Wednesday, Wednesday was a very good day for the ad, getting eight clickthroughs out of 360 views for a 2.22% CTR and a total of 58 from 3,930 views for a 1.48% cumulative CTR. I’m not getting any emails from these visitors but I wonder: if you came through the MetaFilter ad and are visiting again I would be interested in hearing from you, tell me your impression of this site.

Micro-advertising experiment, day 11

Tuesday was another down day for the ad, getting only two clickthroughs out of 183 views for a 1.09% CTR and a total of 50 from 3,570 views for a 1.40% cumulative CTR.

Tonight’s movie: The Royal Tenenbaums

On a last minute spur, I went to see this strange film this afternoon. Must be a week for it, after seeing Vanilla Sky as well. Wes Anderson’s script and direction (co-star Owen Wilson also co-wrote the script) are mostly focused on the odd members of the Tenenbaum family and those in close orbit rather than on a sophisticated plot. The family has a conman loser for a dad (Gene Hackman, who must never get tired), an adopted daughter played by Gwyneth Paltrow (who IMHO gets far too many good roles) who wears racoon-like eyeliner and is married to an obvious father figure, one son–Ben Stiller, who never really gets to set loose the emotions–who has never forgiven dad for some childhood slights and is in mourning for his six months’ dead wife (but dresses himself and his two young sons in identical adidas track suits in nearly every scene), another son, Wilson who cratered a top ranked pro tennis career when his adopted sister married another, and a mother who is more or less a blank slate. Owen’s brother Luke plays a neighbor who’s a childhood friend, Gwyneth’s lover, and latent homosexual. Bill Murray and Danny Glover, who both look extremely old, fart around the edges mainly.

This Reuters article claims that director Anderson has a “vision” of filmmaking so that his films don’t look like other movies. I wouldn’t dream of disagreeing with that. A good example is that the clothing worn, the hairstyles, the cars (especially the taxi cabs seen throughout), the furniture, the city streets, all look like the 1970s, yet the film is actually set in the present day. Alec Baldwin provides odd narration, with the pretense of him reading out loud from a book with the same name as the movie; we see at the beginning of each chapter a page from the book with the first couple of lines which Baldwin reads and then the visual fades into the actors. The script throws all these people and elements into a farcical blender, so be warned because this ain’t mainstream Hollywood fare!