Talking Moose: Useless guide to Porn on the Internet

The Moose has been spot on so often that you want to read any new essays and get that good hit again and again. With The Talking Moose’s Guide to Pornography on the Internet, rates about a 3.5 on a scale of 10 and makes me wonder why he even bothered. He starts with a big warning of what’s coming, security and cleanup tips, and then the meat. Only there is no meat. The Moose mentions one site as the “best” porn portal he’s found. Warns that–big surprise–pics are free but video requires a credit card and the free material is mixed with advertising. He gives us a pointer to a site that hosts sex weblogs. I expected better from someone who spends his days naked in a mud bog; doesn’t a guide usually have more than two items listed and saying “Anyway, that’ll get you started on the porn road” doesn’t get TM off the hook.