Some people are sick, others just wacky (2)

Salon reports on a Russian teen with Something up his sleeve. A new penis, to be precise, since the kid burned the original off peeing on a Russian fence. Doctors grew skin on his arm and then grafted that along with surgically rebuilt plumbing back in place. In a bad sign for the future of the human race, he is likely to get back sexual functionality and let’s just hope that doesn’t include reproductive capability. Has anyone called the Darwin Awards people yet?