Someone actually published this book! Amazing! Funny!

I’ve never heard of a publisher called Writers Showcase Press (sounds like a vanity press from its name) but they’ve published Hiroyuki Nishigaki’s opus How to Good-Bye Depression : If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way? This is just too hilarious. Sample quote: “Besides shooting out a big blank from your buttock, you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus.” His Amazon biography reads, in part: “A female inorganic ally gave the author the ability of space travel at age of 10 and 56. His first space travel was at the age of 56.”