Prozac by any other name

Eli Lilly must have some really smart scientists on the payroll. After all, they came up with a completely new disease that only women get (unless there is a man out there menstruating) and, by golly, their big (but soon to go off patent) money maker Prozac, under a new name, is just the ticket to fixing it.

This is fairly normal PharmCo practice, though: Zyban, for example, is just a more-expensive version of Wellbutrin from the good folks at GlaxoSmithKline.