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Sin noticias de Dios (Don't Tempt Me)

A Spanish movie released in 2001, Sin noticias de Dios (titled Don’t Tempt Me in this subtitled English version) is a conflation of the end of the world and love triangle in a humorous vein written and directed by Agustin Diaz Yanes. Penelope Cruz and Victoria Abril are beautiful angels sent from, respectively, Hell and Heaven to fight for the soul of a boxer named Manny (Demian Bichir); the Rebellion is beating the forces of Heaven so badly that if Manny goes Down, the side of Good will finally be beaten and God is unreachable to give a hand.

I often wonder how well subtitles are translated, especially when dialog is intentionally subtle, and that was certainly true for me on this film. While Yanes’ main intents came through well enough, I felt a small level of surreality creeping in when some of the peripheral characters had focus and when characters spoke longer bits of exposition. Acting, movement, imagery were all well done, nothing to really complain about, but the subject matter was so large that these other apsects were overwhelmed.

not recommended for non-Spanish speakers

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The Incredibles

There is a concept in animation called the Uncanny Valley, a term coined by Japanese roboticist Doctor Masahiro Mori, which says that the human mind works in such a way that it responds to images or robots or other human-looking objects which are close but not quite close enough to true humans very negatively. As computer-generated animated films (or video games) get better and better at depicting reality, the makers need to take care not to fall in to it.

I bring this up because the visual quality seen in The Incredibles makes it clear that the years remaining until films can jump across the valley is probably measured in single digits. Comparing the images of humans and other objects like trees and ocean waves, I thought that the Pixar staff probably lowered the human characters’ resolution; they certainly seem somewhat more wooden and less detailed.

Even so the film has the highest quality I’ve seen yet in a feature-length animation. And writer-director Brad Bird (previously acclaimed for The Iron Giant) makes superb use of it for the first Pixar film that features only human characters. The basic story is superheroes versus would be supervillain, though with the added fillip of the superheroes being husband and wife with their three kids plus one superhero buddy. Craig T. Nelson was a terrific choice as Bob “Mr. Incredible” Parr, the other outstanding voicework comes from Bird as supercostume designer Edna Mode.

Bird uses the family subplot as counterpoint to the main story though one of my complaints is that the main conflict doesn’t feel hefty enough. If this were, like so many action movies, the first screen version of a well-established comic book and telling the origin story that might not even be worthy of mention but Bird said that he didn’t make Incredibles to launch a series. Over half the movie goes by before we truly meet Syndrome (Jason Lee voicing a credible villain) and I was wondering if there was going to be a single bad guy, or just the story of a man beaten down by modern life.

Because if anything, the script goes all out showing how our litiginous, all victims culture deals with people who stand out from the crowd. Not just by shutting all the superheroes down with lawsuit after lawsuit and the government pushing them into witness relocaiton-like programs but with the small details of the Parrs’ lives. Bob must cram his huge body into a tiny car and drive to work at a tiny job where he is berated by a tiny boss and sit in a tiny cubicle; son Dash must hide his speed instead of even competing in sports and daughter Violet retreats so far into shyness that no one notices her becoming invisible at the least attention.

How good they all feel when forced to confront Buddy “Syndrome” Pine! No problem with lawsuits since the action is off on a tropical island where there are no innocents. Even when the action moves back to the big city, no one stops to think about shutting down and letting Syndrome have his way. I’m tempted to say this is another small flaw but by the last scenes Bird has dialed the action and pace up to where it’s immaterial.

recommended

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Underworld

Vampires and werewolves in a fight to the death, is that original or what? Not very, and neither is Underworld. Released last year, the basic idea is that vampires and lycans are each descended from one son of a European nobleman whose blood mutated when he survived the plague but passed it on differently to his children. Hundreds of years later, in our present, the vampire clan has nearly wiped out their wolvish cousins though the reason for the emnity is never really stated. Notice the parallel to the mythic story that Muslims and Jews are descended from Cain and Abel?

In director Len Wiseman’s conception, the creatures are all very stylish and very human in their emotions. One vampire is driven by ambition, another by hate, another by love; the only lycan we’re truly shown simply wants to save his people from extinction. And while the action and pace do finally heat up and drive to a conclusion, we’re left with all sizzle and no steak nonetheless.

not recommended except to see Kate Beckinsale (now Mrs. Wiseman) in tight leather

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Spider-Man 2

Was looking forward to Spider-Man 2 since walking out of the theater two years ago. Was I satisfied? Not as much as many others were to judge from the newspapers and blogs though it was okay. I still have a bit of trouble with Tobey Maguire as an action hero (can’t wait for a buff, goateed Ryan Reynolds) and at 29 he’s getting a bit old to play a 20 year old anyway.

My biggest complaint is that the picture overall lacks coherence, that director Sam Raimi wasn’t able to ride herd on the posse of producers, cast and studio execs with their endless notes and suggestions. The bits and pieces seem jammed together, not seamless as they ought to. Example: after the subway fight, Spidey is laying flat on the floor and the camera dives into the insignia on his chest to transition to the next scene, a common enough device but to be effective it needs to be used throughout the movie not just the one time. And couldn’t someone have sent Alfred Molina a personal trainer so he wouldn’t look flabby during his shirtless scenes?

recommended, good but not great

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The Medallion

Why Jackie Chan agreed to make this movie is confusing. I know that deals often take a long time to come together but he must have been aware of Chow Yun Fat’s Bulletproof Monk. Both films are so much the same that it’s not funny, except that Chan tries to put a humorous spin with the use of Brit comic Lee Evans as his partner/foil.

Plenty of eye candy: Claire Forlani is properly luscious as the third member of their Interpol team, Christy Chung has a short bit as Evans’ lethal wife and Nicola Berwick is the bad bitch. Julian Sands doesn’t go far enough over the top playing the bad guy. Alex Bao is nearly not there as the child monk who brings forth the power of the medallion.

Somehow this took five writers to put together! And the direction seemed to be on the order of: Put the camera here, step to your marks here, come on Jackie, enunciate!

not recommended

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Bruce Almighty

Jim Carrey’s character in Bruce Almighty might, to quote a song from the soundtrack, “have the power,” but the movie sure doesn’t. There are some funny bits, I am hard pressed to imagine a Jim Carrey movie that wouldn’t unless he decided to do a remake of All Quiet on the Western Front, but director Tom Shadyac equivocates on the movie’s core. For a comedy, especially farce, the movie dips too far into melodrama and for anything more serious it goes way past acceptable into slapstick.

don’t bother unless you’re a Carrey fanatic

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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

As most reviewers have written, this is a good movie. I’ll agree to that and add that one reason for me is that new to the series director Alfonso Cuaron and written every one scripter Steve Kloves have found a way to make this a movie, keyed to pacing and plot, and not just a transliteration of the novel to the screen. As good as the novel is, a film is simply not the same thing; Peter Jackson faced off against a similar challenge in LotR and won.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban is the film of the third book in the coming of age story of a young English Wizard, in case you’ve been serving in Afghanistan the last five years. This time out Harry doesn’t have to face off against his main adversary, Lord He Who Must Not Be Named, but finds danger elsewhere. I do like most of the the visualizations of strange creatures from the book, the Dementers from Azkaban, the werewolf, the Hippograf.

recommended

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Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

Had an amazing time last night with LordB and LadyA plus TS1, featuring my brisket and LadyA’s low carb cheesecake. Then we were off to see the Wizard (Gandalf, of course) and 220 minutes of terrific film. However, I’m planning on a second viewing next week and will hold off any real write up until after that. Word of warning: Watch what you drink before and during the movie, or else. Still, run, don’t walk, to see this film!

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Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Extended Edition

What a great way to spend a Saturday! The extra scenes were like gems except for Faramir’s flashback to the day his father sent Boromir off to Elrond’s council. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Extended Edition was a bargain at $9.50 compared to so many other films that come out these days. Peter Jackson just has the magic touch and might even convince me to see King Kong.

Can I wait for Thursday when we see Return of the King? Barely! I have a feeling it’ll put the battle scenes from Gladiator and Braveheart to shame.

Absolutely recommended

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Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (Extended Edition)

This was the sixth or seventh time I’ve seen Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring though only the second time for the Extended Edition. The previous EE viewing suffered from a severe case of pause, rewind and review at the hands of my host (who will go unnamed but let’s just say drives a real fancy sports car), while this one benefitted from being a lovely new print on a big screen at the Sony Metreon up in San Francisco.

We’ll be up there again next Saturday for the Extended Edition of The Two Towers. This version of FotR is about 30 minutes longer than the original and, if your butt can stand the length, works better for me; not having seen TTTee yet, I’m definitely looking forward to finding out if that has the same quality with its extra 43 minutes. These are complex stories and characters JRR Tolkien gave us and, butt be damned, the extra time allows for more of that to come through.

What I’m really looking forward to is seeing Return of the King in 13 days, if not sooner, and then late next year getting a complete, deluxe, Extended Edition DVD set.

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