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Surf's Up

Sony Film is attempting to establish a beach head in the computer animation space to complete against Pixar/Disney and Fox but hasn’t made a great deal of progress yet. Surf’s Up is their third major release, better than either Open Season and Monster House but still not as good as Pixar’s least effort (say A Bug’s Life).

Which is not to say Surf’s Up is a bad movie; it’s just not a terrific one. Yet another penguin story, we get a mockumentary-style look at Cody Maverick (Shia Labeouf), the next great surfing champion. Cody is toiling away unappreciated in Antarctica when a promoter’s lackey comes searching for new faces his boss (James Woods) can promote at the big tournament in Hawaii.

The promoter’s problem is that no one can dethrone Tank (Diedrich Bader, doing his best to imitate Patrick Warburton’s mean voice) who, unfortunately, is your stereotypical spoiled sports star. The third main competitor is stoner Chicken Joe (Jon Heder). Tank became champ by beating the original surf king, Big Z (Jeff Bridges)–Z died in that contest.

Or did he? When Cody gets to Hawaii he meets reporter Lani (Zooey Deschanel), Z’s niece. Cody’s board is broken in an early test against Tank so Lani takes him to Geek for a new one. Hmm. Lani and Cody of course fall in love immediately and meanwhile Geek tries to teach our boy how to grow into a good man.

Surf’s Up was directed by Ash Brannon and Chris Buck, who previously worked at Disney and Pixar, and they deliver good visual elements but the script, by Brannon, Buck, Chris Jenkins (no previous writing credits) and Don Rhymer (no animated films but credits include classics like Big Momma’s House 1 and 2, Santa Clause 2, Agent Cody Banks 2 and Deck the Halls), never rises above expectations nor does the voice work. There are some nice gags and jokes but not much originality and few places where anyone takes a risk.

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Reign Over Me

There have been a number of movies in the last few years focused on people dealing with the emotional devastation of 9/11 and, for the most point, I tend to avoid them as too painful or too likely to be maudlin. Somehow, though, I had the feeling that Don Cheadle and Adam Sandler could be trusted not to make those mistakes.

Reign Over Me, the story of how a lost friend (Cheadle) helps a lost soul (Sandler) come to grips with the loss of his wife and daughters, doesn’t make those mistakes. A terrific supporting cast helps too. Jada Pinkett-Smith, Saffron Burrows, Liv Tyler, Melinda Dillon, Robert Klein, Donald Sutherland and Paula Newsome all add to the total what their roles as family and friends permit.

Particularly surprising was the understated script by writer/director Mike Binder (though not his performance as Sandler’s friend), since his previous work rarely rose above the level of dreck like The Upside of Anger, Man About Town and especially the HBO flop comedy series Mind of the Married Man. Maybe I’m trying find excuse but I think the difference with Reign Over Me is likely down to the influence of the two stars, who produced it.

Mostly I like this movie because the story is primarily about having to go on with life after tragedy rips away the ones you love most, where the events of 2001 are the origin, offscreen, and next about how giving friendship can be repaid many times over in self-awareness.

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Next

Nicholas Cage has starred in many big action movies over the years but given his physical and emotional natures has been a poor choice for the roles (e.g., Gone in 60 Seconds, Face/Off, Con Air). Characters that are a bit on the quirky, self-conscious side are better fits (Matchstick Men, City of Angels, The Rock). This film, which does not require him to be strong or fast or even all that smart, turns out to be a good choice.

In Next Cage plays Chris Johnson, a man made nearly miserable by having been born with the strange talent to see about two minutes into his own future. He uses this skill to be a modestly successful Las Vegas magician and win just enough money to stay under the radar of the various casino bosses.

One night, though, he catches the eye of a security manager and needs his ability to barely escape (the unstated) unpleasantness that would surely follow being caught. On his way out, however, he bumps into a man who plans to rob the casino’s cash cage and shoot two people dead; his nature won’t allow him to skate by without stopping it from happening.

Somehow–the movie never explains this important fact–Johnson has also already come to the attention of FBI counterterrorist agent Callie Ferris (Julianne Moore) and a polyglot terrorist band who’ve smuggled a nuclear device into Los Angeles. Both are tracking him, though the baddies just want him out of the way and Ferris wants his help stopping them.

The last complication is Liz Cooper (Jessica Biel). For the first time in his life Johnson has seen one thing more than two minutes in the future: he sees Liz walking into a Vegas diner. And he sees it over an over again, to the point where he goes to said diner every morning at the time of his vision, since he doesn’t know the day. Finally she shows up and he uses his ability to ensure the perfect approach. They leave together.

Just ahead of the Feds and bad guys, as it happens. He’s already fallen for her and sure enough she falls for him (he cheats, of course). Then the downside of his emotional attachment becomes clear as the bad guys take Cooper hostage to get to Johnson.

This movie doesn’t require Cage to be a fighter or a genius, just to be overly aware and able to portray a man weary beyond his years, something he can do quite well. Think about how ‘old’ Chris Johnson’s brain must be, reliving so many moments in time until they come out just as he desires; two minutes over and over again.

Lee Tamahori, a Bond veteran (Die Another Day), has a good touch with the mix of special effects and action, not always showing all his down cards. The script, by Gary Goldman (Total Recall) and Jonathon Hensleigh (Die Hard With a Vengeance, Armageddon, The Punisher), muddles a bit more than one would like but decent overall. Honestly I’m a bit surprised that Next wasn’t a bigger hit since I think it’s a better movie than a number of Cage’s which were.

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Shoot 'Em Up

After a career mostly spent writing children’s animated dinosaur movies and writing and directing fluffy romantic pics, Michael Davis steps up and, in my book, scores a near bullseye with a misunderstood satire of the recent Jason Stathem/Vin Diesel ultra-violent anti-hero thrillers.

Clive Owen is Smith, the anti-hero at the core of Shoot ‘Em Up, and, as he did in Children of Men, shows why he was most everyone’s first choice to be the current Bond (even though Daniel Craig was fine too). He faces off against henpecked hitman Hertz (Paul Giamatti, taking his cues off Philip Seymour Hoffman’s Mission: Impossible III global bad guy) attempting to protect a beautiful whore (the beyond gorgeous Monica Belluci) and an infant whose mother died in Smith’s arms.

How does Davis turn the cartoon-level violence on its head? For starters, Smith’s signature killing move is driving a carrot through an opponent’s eye–and having Smith, a real invisible man further off the radar than Gene Hackman’s character in Enemy of the State, actually grow his own carrots in the vacant building in which he squats. That’s what I call a whole ‘nother level.

In the current batch of one man going up against an army of killers movies, the protagonist somehow evades multiple fusillades of bullets but Owen and Belluci take this to ridiculous heights in Shoot ‘Em Up, with two confrontations towards the end, one in Smith’s squat and the other where Owen tracks Giamatti to his client and attacks their lair. The idea that his aim–and luck–is so much better than every single one of the baddies’, well, I just have to laugh.

Warning: Though this is decidedly a satire, and a high-grade one, I want to be clear that bullets and blood are onscreen in massive quantities.

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Knocked Up

This feel good for freaky teen boys flick, a surprise Summer 2007 hit, was actually sweeter and kinder than I’d expected. Ben Stone (Seth Rogen), hefty and goofy looking, a geek’s geek, scores a one night stand with the stunning Alison Scott (Katherine Heigl) via far too much booze and yet not enough to prevent him from getting her with child. The meat of the movie is Ben’s decision to put aside his childish things, well-represented by his slacker pals (Jason, Jay, Jonah and Martin), and become the husband and father Alison and his child ought to have.

Another hit from the mind of writer/director Judd Apatow, who previously gave us Fun With Dick and Jane, The 40 Year Old Virgin and the TV series Freaks and Geeks. He smartly makes the conflict about more than just slacker goof versus career-minded or beauty versus beast (which Alison’s sister Debbie, played by Leslie Mann, can’t get past) but proffers a complete disconnect of worlds and ways of thinking between the two groups. Coming somewhere in the middle as symbol of what Alison might have had is Debbie’s husband Pete (Paul Rudd), a yuppie on the surface but whose inner geek has nearly been stomped out of existence by his wife’s utter dominance.

Knocked Up compares well with Virgin. In fact Ben and Virgin‘s Andy Stitzer (Steve Carrell) are two sides of a very similar coin, if Ben hadn’t connected with Alison and continued on his previous, sad path.

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Eastern Promises

Star Viggo Mortensen and director David Cronenberg reteam for this alternative musing on the same thoughts behind their 2005 film A History of Violence (which I saw but apparently forget to write up here). Maybe it’s the improvement from having done this before, changing the setting from rural America to London’s urban core, that the sympathetic innocent is Naomi Watts rather than Mortensen, or that the capacity for violence of Mortensen’s character is not ever concealed, but I prefer Eastern Promises to the first movie. Maybe Steven Knight (Dirty Pretty Things) is just a better writer than Josh Olson.

A teenage girl, who speaks no English, dies giving birth to a daughter and a hospital midwife called Anna Khitrova (Watts) takes home the girl’s diary looking for clues to her identity. The writing seems to be Russian and Anna’s uncle Stepan is a Russian emigre, but he and her mother give her grief about it so she goes to the restaurant whose card was inside the diary.

There Anna meets Semyon (Armin Muller-Stahl), the owner, who agrees to take a look at the photocopy of the diary. He’s also, it turns out, patriarch of a family which belongs to the Vory V Zakone, a Russian mafia variant, and the girl was a prostitute who belonged to him. Nikolai Luhzin (Mortensen) is one of his soldiers, working for Semyon’s son Kirill (Vincent Cassell, familiar to US audiences as Clooney’s rival thief The Fox in the Ocean’s 11 movies), though he introuces himself to the pretty Anna as “just a driver.”

Just as in History of Violence, family is the fulcrum on which all else balances. Semyon and Kirill bring Nikolai into theirs–during the scene where he becomes a ‘made’ man the Vory V Zakon leaders insult Nikolai’s real parents and require that he renounce them–and Anna risks not only her own safety but her family’s as well.

The plot is dense, much of it delivered through the emotional tones of the actors’ performances and Knight supplies a number of twists that elevate Promises above the philosophical trap into which Cronenberg might have easily been snared. Plus, you need to remember this is a David Cronenberg movie and that means you won’t walk out without a shuddering over a few gruesome scenes; here he uses throat cuttings, perhaps attempting through repetition to push through the instinctive disgust to find a deeper meaning.

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Transformers

I never saw the ’80s TV show and wasn’t even that excited to see this big movie of the summer during its original run. The Big Guy popped up with a suggestion to see Transformers in IMAX, though, and that seemed like just the right idea, even if it was only playing up in the City.

The storyline is nothing exciting or surprising and, to be honest, there were a few bits I’d have left out to make it better. The truth is that Transformers is incredibly well-suited to the huge screen and massive sound system because of its scale, color and movement. Michael Bay knows how to make this kind of movie, though not all his efforts are as good: Bad Boys (I & II), The Rock, Armageddon, Pearl Harbor. Surely having a screenplay by the team of Robert Orci and Alex Kurtzman (Mission Impossible: III, The Legend of Zorro, Alias and the upcoming Star Trek film) is responsible for a bit of the quality as well.

Among the cast I liked Shia LeBeouf, Josh Duhamel, Megan Fox, Anthony Anderson, Jon Voight and Rachel Taylor. The actors voicing Optimus Prime, Bumblebee and Megatron (Peter Cullen, Mark Ryan and the omnipresent Hugo Weaving!) were really entertaining too.

The big deal, of course, are the special effects. The way the transformations occur is stunning and fun. Fast too, thank goodness for the really cool computers and software we have these days, eh?

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The Brave One

On a hot summer night in Manhattan two women are attacked, separately, and end up in the same Intensive Care unit. One lives, barely, though her fiance died at the hands of three Hispanic gangbangers and the other dies, purportedly a suicide. An NYPD detective, assigned the suicide, checks in on the woman who survived; he’s a fan of her NPR-ish radio show. The pair of cops from his squad assigned to her case get nowhere on the vicious assault even though the perps videotaped themselves.

Erica Bain (Jodi Foster) is barely able to get past the fear that keeps her trapped inside her apartment and when she does its to get a handgun. Her radio show mainly consisted of her talking over random sounds she recorded on walks all over the city but now she shrinks at the sound of footsteps on busy streets in broad daylight. The fiance’s family couldn’t (didn’t?) wait for her to be released from the hospital so she makes a trip to his grave, crying until she falls asleep at his feet.

When she wakes up the Sun’s long gone and the subway car she rides home is nearly empty. A soft white teenager is lost in his iPod and two young black guys use the threat of a beating to take it from him. At the next stop he and a father and daughter race off but Erica remains, seemingly lost in her own world. “Locked down,” the former iPod owner later describes her. The two guys can’t believe she stayed and as the train pulls out of the station they move on her. Erica simply pulls the pistol out of her purse and shoots them both dead.

This time NYPD Detective Mercer (Terrance Howard) is the primary in what’s quickly becoming known as another Bernie Goetz vigilante. Two more times the vigilante strikes and, since the cops and everyone else assumes the self-appointed crime fighter is male, no one even considers Erica as a suspect. Mercer and Bain have even met in her media persona role and, from his perspective, are maybe falling for each other.

Then, just after a post-midnight, unable to sleep phone call, the husband of the alleged suicide from the opening is murdered. Since Murrow’s a sleaze, involved in drugs, sex slaves and more, and Mercer fears for the guy’s six year old stepdaughter who might just know a bit too much about her mother’s death, he isn’t too upset at catching the case. Almost certainly Murrow was offed by someone in the business, a competitor or a cheated partner. Then he hears the elevator bell in the parking garage where the murder happened and remembers hearing the same sound towards the end of his call with Bain.

While I usually don’t give so much of the plot here it doesn’t matter. Police procedurals, cat and mouse, mistaken assumptions, all standard fare. Not bad but not that relevant to why you want to see The Brave One. Which you absolutely do because Foster and Howard turn in two amazing performances that ought to get serious consideration come awards season.

The script by Bruce Taylor, Roderick Taylor and Cynthia Mort (I couldn’t figure out if the Taylors are brothers, though they seem to generally work together) is interesting, though obviously reminiscent of Death Wish, Taxi Driver and the much more recent Death Sentence. The complex dance between Foster and Howard’s characters and, for the most part, the consistency of their actions throughout put this movie closer to Scorsese’s classic than the other two.

Perhaps this ought not to be that surprising given that Brave One is directed by Neil Jordan, the Irishman whose made such excellent films as (in chronological, not quality, order) Mona Lisa, The Crying Game (won the original screenplay Oscar, nominated for directing but lost to Eastwood’s Unforgiven), The End of the Affair and The Good Thief. Roger Ebert’s review points to Jordan’s frequent focus on gender subversion in his movies which is perhaps at least partially explained by what he said about his schooling in Ireland: “[Y]ou have an educational system run by celibate men in skirts, which is bizarre in itself.”

Travis Bickle, Paul Kersey and Nick Hume–all men. And as mentioned no one is looking for a female vigilante in this situation either. Erica is able to move freely through the days, to show up at Mercer’s press conference, at a precinct house and even start taking calls on air about the person taking justice into ‘his’ own hands without really attracting any suspicion, because ‘these people’ are always men.

But we get a nice bit of foreshadowing that I bet most viewers miss (I did) when Howard tries to explain to other police why Murrow’s wife wasn’t a suicide. Women, he points out, never shoot themselves in the face because they’re too conscious of what comes afterward. Subtle, but on point.

You will probably read or hear some complaints about the ending, speculation about studio meddling. I agree that denoument is weaker than it could, and should, have been. But after consideration my opinion is that it’s inconsequential because what’s dazzling here are Foster, Howard and Jordan, their ability to bring out powerful, damaging emotions without taking them too far and turning The Brave One into a campy, unintentional farce. No, this is a keeper.

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War

Teaming up for the second time, Jet Li and Jason Stathem are the opponents in a movie that matches the latest trends in extreme violence. FBI agent Hank Crawford (Stathem) gets in the middle of a war between a Triad gang lead by Chang (John Lone) and a Yakuza family run by Shiro (Ryo Ishibashi), but he really wants Rogue (Li), a Chinese hitman who used to work for the CIA and now does the business for Chang. He also murdered Crawford’s partner and his partner’s wife and young daughter just moments before Crawford arrived with his own wife (Andrea Roth, Dennis Leary’s wife on Rescue Me) and son.

War is pretty much what one expects for a late summer action flick: plenty of action with guns and martial arts smackdowns, cops versus robbers and a bevy of gorgeous babes. In the latter group are Devon Aoki as Shiro’s daughter and number two, Nadine Velasquez (Catalina on My Name is Earl) as Chang’s wife and an uncredited, tall and very well endowed beauty as a hooker who delivers Li’s first payday.

The real hottie in War, though, is the car Jet Li drives throughout: the Spyker C8 Spyder. A Dutch marque not widely seen in the US despite being around since 1914 and having a Formula One entry, you can check them out in person at Spyker of Silicon Valley. However, you better go loaded since the car lists for over $250,000.

The director is Phillip Atwell, moving up to features after making his mark with some high profile rap videos for 50 Cent, DMX, NWA and Xhibit. Atwell does okay, never letting the action slow down and adding flash and movement even in what could otherwise be very talky scenes. The script, from Lee Smith and Greg Bradley, is less exciting though there are a couple of pretty decent twists in the third act; not terrible for the first produced script for either.

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Rush Hour 3

After taking down Vegas and Hong Kong, the unlikely pairing of LAPD detective James Carter (Chris Tucker) and Hong Long PD Chief Inspector Lee (Jackie Chan) are after the biggest game of all in Paris, the leaders of the Hong Kong Triads. Brett Rattner retains the director’s seat he’s occupied for all three installments while Jeff Nathanson, who took over the writing for 2, repeats here.

In Rush Hour 3, Lee’s mentor Ambassador Han is about to reveal this great secret of the Triads before a made-up version of the World Court when he’s assassinated with Lee just a few feet away from the podium. Lee sees the sharpshooter and gives chase, running into Carter. Han’s daughter, now all grown up and hot, is kidnapped, sending the boys to France to finish the job Han started and recover the girl.

Tipped to a private gentlemen’s club, Lee and Carter connect with a hot Asian (Youki Kudoh) and French-African woman (Noemie Lenoir), respectively. Kudoh, unfortunately for Lee, is a Triad assassin and requires him to use all of his agility to get away but Lenoir is much friendlier to Carter. Max von Sydow and Oscar-winning film director Roman Polansky are not bad in supporting roles as the head of the World Court and a French police detective. Polansky, of course, has also been a fugitive from American justice for over 30 years on a statutory rape charge, so I was quite amused to see him playing a cop; von Sydow has played this type of roles so many times over the years that one worries he’s going to walk through his lines.

Hiroyuki Sanada is Kenji, the principal villain, beginning with Han’s killing and right to the climactic confrontation with Lee and Carter in the restaurant at the top of the Eiffel Tower. Along the way, through the three’s interactions, we finally learn a bit of Lee’s personal story and Carter shows he hasn’t been talking out of his ass when claiming to have spent the years since the duo’s last adventure studying martial arts.

Overall this was an enjoyable entertainment even if it is also the slightest of the three Hours. Rattner and Nathanson still to their formula like SuperGlue in every scene and line of dialog, and I’m not sure I’d pay to see Rush Hour 4, but since it’s a decent formula we walked out of the theater laughing and if they do make a fourth I’d certainly watch it on cable.

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