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The Postman

This 1997 flick starring Kevin Costner shares a number of things with quite a few other of his big budget actioners; its commercial failure, coming right after box office bombs like Tin Cup and (especially) Waterworld (reputed to be more costly than any studio effort since Heaven’s Gate), nearly killed his career. Which is really too bad since the novel by David Brin on which the screenplay was based is such a terrific book.

In actuality, The Postman isn’t a terrible movie. I think it got trashed for being too similar to Waterworld, being set in a post-apocalyptic world with Costner’s character the reluctant hero who might, if he’s luckier than spit, set things on a path back to a good life for everyone. In this film, his character is called The Postman (even Roger Ebert’s review gives no other name), happy to wander the mostly empty desert of what used to be–this is 2013–the western states. The USA and all its attendant services and bureaucracies vanished in a nuclear war several years before and most people died with it.

No more factories or oil refineries or mail service, even FedEx and UPS were obliterated; there was an extended nuclear winter too which, most likely, would have killed any Americans who survived the initial blast and subsequent radiation poisoning but then, without people who would be in this movie? So Costner and his lovable trained mule Bill make do as best they can, performing bits of Shakespeare for food when they stumble across a small community.

A copy machine salesman before The War, General Bethlehem (Will Patton) is a disciple of Nathan Holn and has gathered an army with which he plans to establish a new empire. Holn was a modernized fascist writer with racist overtones before the War, which he did not survive, and Patton latched onto his philosophy, especially the 8 rules. His force is large enough to command obedience, supplies and conscripts from independent communities.

One day, while our boy and Bill are doing a bit of Macbeth for some kids, the General’s men roll into the village; he and the mule are dragooned into service. Soon, after confrontation that does little more than amuse Bethlehem, he makes a break and steals away. During the chase he stumbles into a crashed old US Post Office delivery truck, fully clothed postman in the driver’s seat. Mainly seeing this as a way to get fed he puts on the corpse’s uniform and takes a bagful of the old mail to the next town.

Some believe his bunk about a re-established United States, headquartered in the Metrodome in Minneapolis and lead by President Richard Starkey (aka Ringo Starr’s real name), while others as the scammer he is. Still, he gets fed, given a warm bed to sleep in and a lovely young bride, her husband rendered sterile in one of the war’s many plagues, to… er… impregnate. Abby (Olivia Williams) tells him its because asking another man from the town would end up causing problems after the child arrived.

In the morning he takes newly written letters with a promise to deliver when and where he can, and to return on his next circuit, in maybe 18 months. The General arrives in his wake, very amused to hear of this re-established federal government and its postal service, amused enough to burn out the post office. He also takes the now pregnant Abby. Uh oh! Thus is set the major conflict of our story.

The Postman is one of those films which uses science fiction as a sort of colorful costume, like Mad Max and Westworld, rather than a core aspect though in the novel this is not the case as Brin’s writing is more complex and considered of the changes wrought by such a cataclysm. Instead, this is mostly a western not terribly different from Costner’s (much better and more successful) Dances With Wolves.

Still, I enjoyed the script by Eric Roth (who was coming off Tom Hank’s blockbuster Forest Gump and went on to write the Oscar-winning The Insider, Ali and Munich plus The Horse Whisperer and The Good Shepherd) and even Costner’s staging and pacing, which were sparse and accelerating, respectively.

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The Astronaut's Wife

Going against my previous thinking that this 1999 Johnny Depp/Charlize Theron movie wasn’t worth watching, I gave it a spin yesterday. Sadly, I should have stuck with my original thought because writer/director Rand Ravich clearly did a better job pitching this scifi-ish thriller to the studio suits than he did in getting the film in the can.

The Astronaut’s Wife of the title is Jillian Armacost (Theron). Astronaut hubby Spencer (Depp) and mission commander Alex Streck go EVA to repair a satellite during an otherwise routine shuttle mission when something strange happens. The two exchange unexpected shouts and then lose communication with their shuttle. The other crewmembers take two minutes to get to them, apparently (this was never clear to me) Armacost and Streck are unconscious, and then make an emergency return to Earth.

While there’s no apparent medical reason, the commander dies soon after and at the wake his widow commits suicide. Spencer gets out of the hospital fine and rides his new fame to a high level executive slot at a big New York City aerospace company. Jillian, a second grade teacher, reluctantly agrees to the move.

Sherman Reese (Joe Morton) suspected that two minute gap was more than a bit strange, especially when neither Streck nor Armacost can or will explain their recorded dialog or the blank time. He has an explanation, though everyone at NASA thinks Reese’s gone off his nut, and comes to Manhattan to warn Jillian and maybe get his help. Instead he winds up dead and the key to his storage locker ends up in her hands.

The explanation that no one will buy? That, physical interstellar travel being immensely unlikely, an alien transmitted its essence (mind, soul, the movie’s never clear) to Earth and took over the two spacemen’s minds, without erasing what was there before. As a lifelong science fiction reader I’ve made some leaps before to accept a story’s premise but this is just so poorly done that I couldn’t get over it.

And Depp is so blond! Maybe if he had dark hair I would have liked this. But I doubt it, a lot.

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Judge Dredd

This 1995 flick, which I watched the other day since it was on the HD On Demand list, is a fun adaptation of a longrunning British comic that works for me mainly because director Danny Cannon keeps each scene to a bare minimum (not the bangs and the booms but the dialog and length) and star Sly Stallone plays Dredd as so straight you’ll need a laser to measure the variance in his spine.

Set in the not too distant future after the Earth’s ecology completely collapsed (so it’s a very early Green flick too), the survivors live in huge enclosed megalopolises, tens of millions in each one. Governments collapsed as well and the only rule is provided the Judges, police, prosecutors and (if necessary) executioners in one person, but even this modest system is barely keeping society on the verge of collapse.

One member of the ruling council, the top rank of judges, Griffin (German hard guy Jurgen Prochnow) feels that the only way to avert this final collapse is to remove what small amount of freedom remains to the general populace. To execute his plan he springs an insane ex-judge called Rico (Armand Assante, chosen as much for his physical resemblance to Stallone as any other reason) from maximum security and, concurrently, frames Dredd for the murder of a journalist getting a little too close to things that Griffin wants kept hidden.

But you know that Stallone don’t play that way. Assisted by Herman, a computer criminal played by Rob Schneider (before he got bogged down in so many stupid roles), and idealistic–and hot–young Judge Hershey (Diane Lane), and spurred on by the memory of his father figure and former Chief Justice Fargo (Max von Sydow), Dredd fights his way back into the city and kills Rico and Griffin.

Nothing terribly smart or fancy about Judge Dredd but this movie does show that action fluff can be enjoyable when done well.

modestly recommended

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Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

Truly a piffle, a tchotchke of a movie. But Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer is fun, really fun, made more so by the fact that no one involved in the production took themselves too seriously. The four superheroes, Mr. Fantastic, the Invisible Girl, the Thing and Johnny Flame, are enjoying life and the first two are trying, for the fourth or fifth time, to pull off one of the celebrity weddings of the decade. Standing in their way is the arrival of the Silver Surfer, preparing other worlds for destruction so that his master will spare the Surfer’s home.

The US military wants the Four’s help but General Hager (Andre Braugher) and Reed Richards have an unpleasant history, leading the general to bring in the unexpectedly still alive Victor von Doom for added expertise. Despite strong warnings, Hager trusts von Doom to keep his word and this almost leads to planetary catastrophe (and does lead to Hager’ being murdered by him) even though they’ve captured the Silver Surfer.

Director Tim Story and writers Don Payne and Mark Frost throw in pop culture jokes, plenty of explosions and fight scenes and, most importantly, keep the movie moving, not getting bogged down in having one character explain something to another to make sure the audience understands. Straight out, simple fun.

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Starship Troopers

Based on, but very different from, Robert Heinlein’s classic science fiction novel, Starship Troopers (1997) takes place a few centuries from now with Earth threatened with destruction by an alien arachnoid race. Four high school friends (Casper Van Dien, Denise Richards, Neil Patrick Harris and Dina Meyer) join the military to see the universe and squash some bugs.

Heinlein’s politics were extremely right wing, at least in the ’50s when he wrote this, and the novel nearly comes out and says that perhaps America made a mistake defeating the fascists the decades before as that organizing principal could offer a better way of dealing with the issues confronting a technical society. Director Paul Verhoeven, though, turns that sentiment on its head and plays the politics for fun in the movie through a framing device of martial broadcast news clips interspersed thoughout.

The script by Ed Neumeier, who’s made a career on sequels and spinoffs from this and RoboCop (which he also wrote, and Verhoeven directed), is not the strong point though. The dialog and set pieces are thin, though overcome. The effects are decent, especially the bugs’ biological heavy weaponry, infantry training camp and starship interiors, and the happy, shiny people really drive home the political satire.

recommended

Note: The first sequel was nowhere near as good on any level.

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Spider-Man 3

My sweet wife was rewarded with tickets to an opening night showing for being such a good patient of our dentist and, since it was my birthday, decided to take me with her ;) I wish I had better things to say about this (allegedly) concluding volume of the current screen capers of our web-slinging superhero but alas I don’t.

The biggest problem we had with Spider-Man 3 is that director Sam Raimi and his co-writers Alvin Sargent and Ivan Raimi never seemed to have made up their minds on just what this movie should be: comedy, drama, musical. In the end the cut together something that was all three and yet not enough of any one to be a backbone on which the rest could build. Tobey Maguire’s strange performance was no help either, though I’d really like to know who decided how he would show the increasing effects of the alien symbiote that transformed him into Black Spider-Man. Then we could properly assign blame for the strange psycho-hipster stroll down Madison Avenue.

Still the flick does deliver the expected elements and so fans shouldn’t be completely disappointed. Harry Osborne dons his father’s Goblin gear for the opening battle with Spidey, Peter and Mary Jane have their romantic traumas (especially after Harry recovers his memory and decides to go after his best friend’s heart), Thomas Haden Church rises above all other performances–and gets the best special effects as well–as Sandman, and Topher Grace continues his post-’70s Show development with a nice villainous turn.

There have been articles lately about possibly continuing the franchise with new lead actors and I wouldn’t be averse to it, though a change at the creative helm might be advisable as well.

Recommended, barely

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Deep Impact

I’ve always had fond memories of this 1998 movie, which suffered by being released in close proximity to the very similar but more traditional action and star-oriented Armageddon. Not to mention that Willis, Affleck and Company had the Muzak Aerosmith hit pop single I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing too but this emphasizes brains over brawn, generally preferable to me.

Deep Impact also sends a nuclear-armed crew out to deflect or destroy the extinction level event meteor headed for Earth but focuses more on how Americans are dealing with the threat of imminent mass death and doesn’t allow a complete esape from disaster. The difference in the movies shouldn’t be surprising once you consider the creative forces behind each: Impact was directed by Mimi Leder (the 1997 George Clooney/Nicole Kidman The Peacemaker and a lot of good TV) and written by Bruce Joel Rubin and Michael Tolkin while Armageddon was directed by Michael Bay (The Rock, Bad Boys I and II, Pearl Harbor and the upcoming The Transformers), written by Jonathan Hensleigh, Robert Roy Pool, JJ Abrams, Tony Gilroy and Shane Salerno and, most importantly, produced by Jerry “no explosion is big enough” Bruckenheimer.

Morgan Freeman once again shows why he should have gone into politics in the post-Bush I era, playing a U.S. president able to keep calm and intact in a crisis. Tea Leoni is a journalist who stumbles onto “the biggest story in history” with Vanessa Redgrave and Maximilian Schell as her (divorced) parents. Elijah Woods is a teenage astronomy buff who discovers the humongous unrushing disaster with Leelee Sobieski as his neighborhood object of desire. Robert Duvall comes out of retirement (his character was the last man to walk on the moon) to pilot the meteor landing. Good acting all around really helps with many TV stars in small roles including Ron Eldard, Bruce Weitz, Richard Schiff, Mary McCormick, Blair Underwood, Laura Innes, Mark Moses, Denise Crosby, Tucker Smallwood, Concetta Tomei and Kurtwood Smith and a few soon to be movie stars like Jon Favreau and Dougray Scott.

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Ultraviolet

I had a bit more hopes for this Mila Jovovich actioner and since it was the first new Starz early premiere in HD after we got our 37″ LCD we gave Ultraviolet a shot. Although its visually stunning and the elaborate fighting style and futuristic weapons tech are similarly cool, the whole thing is just too ridiculous to recommend. Apparently its a further refinement of the ideas writer/director Kurt Wimmer surfaced in his previous film, Equilibrium, but if you never heard of that one perhaps you saw his two bombs scripts produced prior to that, the Pierce Brosnan remake of The Thomas Crown Affair and the Dustin Hoffman in a scifi flick Sphere.

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The Fifth Element

This amazingly visual, funny, nonsensical science fiction thriller from the mind of writer/director/producer Luc Besson is one of the reasons I wish he would direct more often than he has lately, though perhaps he’s able to make more films by producing and sometimes co-writing and I ought to be happy with that. Some hundreds of years from now Earth has a single government and flying cars and regular interstellar travel, though life is not perfect and an active military force is required to protect us from some of the alien races we’ve encountered.

The title of the The Fifth Element refers to a powerful force that Humanity needs to defeat the ultimate evil, who is returning after being held off 5,000 years ago with the assistance of since forgotten aliens. Gary Oldman plays a sniveling, powerful misanthrope paving the way for the evil being by attempting to disrupt the delivery of the fifth element while Bruce Willis is a struggling cab driver and retired Special Forces soldier drafted in to prevent disaster. Willis gets calls from his yenta of a mom wondering when he’ll be a mensch and give her grandkids already.

Two actors got their first real public awareness here: Milla Jovovich is the embodied title character, this movie launching her into a series of asskicking heroine roles and Chris Tucker is terrific as media host caught in the middle—imagine an extroverted, taller Prince. Character actors Ian Holms (the priest), Tiny Lister (the president) and Brion James (the general) lead a huge supporting cast of humans, altered humans and barely past cartoonish aliens for two hours of true fun.

Easily a film that can be watched every two or three years without getting bored! Almost makes it on to my favorites list.

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War of the Worlds (2005)

Most of what I read or heard about this Tom Cruise/Steven Spielberg collaboration was negative so I avoided it until the other afternoon. Bad on me since War of the Worlds is not bad at all. Cruise does his generic grimace-filled acting (compare his running here and in Mission Impossible III, for example) but Spielberg, well he just knows how to make movies.

The story is updated to our times and technology, as well as our moviemaking style, with Cruise’s character Ray providing the focal point. Ray is decidedly lower (middle?) class, driving one of those huge container movers at a New Jersey port, divorced and not really grown up despite having two kids (Dakota Fanning and Justin Chatwin) with the much classier, remarried Mirando Otto (who you may remember as Eowyn from Lord of the Rings). Cruise does not do working class very well but Spielberg minimizes this factor by keeping him in motion for most of the film.

As in the versions by both Wells (HG and Orson), the invaders are far enough ahead of human technology that even the best the American military can throw against them is useless. We seem doomed as the massive numbers of the aliens combined with their merciless deathdealing leave little hope for survival. Even as Cruise, Fanning and Tim Robbins hide in a basement shelter (during which Spielberg gives us the only look at the aliens rather than their vehicles) the aliens begin to search doggedly for individuals and capture Fanning and then Cruise.

If you want a clue to the ending, watch the opening carefully. I missed the first two or three minutes and then caught them yesterday and the resolution made a lot more sense, as did hearing Morgan Freeman’s (who else) narration.

What I really liked about WotWs was the pace. Right from Cruise jumping in his car after a shift at the port and racing wildly home events just keep moving. There’s little time to wonder about the invaders, not that anyone knows anything, and stopping simply invites attention from a tripod’s death ray.

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