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No Country for Old Men

Seriously, how did this win the Best Picture, Adapted Screenplay and Director of 2007? Maybe there were subliminal messages embedded in the theatrical or screener version that I missed watching on DVD. The only other reasons I can think of are along the lines of technical excellence, the combination of cast and source material or just that this year was the Coen brothers’ turn. Oscars and movie critics, go figure.

I expect most readers are aware that No Country for Old Men is a period piece (although 1980 is a fairly recent period) about what happens to a West Texas welder (Josh Brolin) after he finds a half dozen dead drug dealers whose merchandise and cash was somehow left behind and leaves the powder but takes off with the $2 million in $100 bills.

On Llewelyn Moss’s trail are sociopath mob muscle Anton Chigurt (Javier Bardem with the modified Dorothy Hamill wedge, won Best Supporting Actor) and nihilistic sheriff Ed Tom Bell (Tommy Lee Jones, who is at last growing into his wrinkles). Moss has no illusions, as soon as he gets back to their rundown trailer home he sends his pretty little wife (Kelly Macdonald) off to her momma and lights out himself. The mob soon realizes Chigurt is not coming back with their cash, should he get to it first, and dispatch several other hunters to find Moss, including a very mellow hitter played by Woody Harrelson.

Frankly, and the Big Guy, who watched with me, seems to agree, this is a strange and bad cinematic expression of Existentialism. Despite the extreme action that occurs none of the characters–at least none of the male characters–feel the need to change expression or body language much.

My take is that the weight of the world lay so heavy on these men that non-essential movement cost too much. Events, good or bad, happen and life goes on and, well, one day you die; sooner, later, everything is of a sameness and none matter.

Of course that raises the question of why any of these men bother. Whether the things that happen to us and around us matter after today or not is a question of import but not really why I watch movies. Exploring big questions is fine–The Wire and, judging from the first two episodes, the new John Adams miniseries do it–but I still expect to be entertained or elevated and Joel and Ethan Coen simply didn’t get close to making that happen.

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Shoot 'Em Up

After a career mostly spent writing children’s animated dinosaur movies and writing and directing fluffy romantic pics, Michael Davis steps up and, in my book, scores a near bullseye with a misunderstood satire of the recent Jason Stathem/Vin Diesel ultra-violent anti-hero thrillers.

Clive Owen is Smith, the anti-hero at the core of Shoot ‘Em Up, and, as he did in Children of Men, shows why he was most everyone’s first choice to be the current Bond (even though Daniel Craig was fine too). He faces off against henpecked hitman Hertz (Paul Giamatti, taking his cues off Philip Seymour Hoffman’s Mission: Impossible III global bad guy) attempting to protect a beautiful whore (the beyond gorgeous Monica Belluci) and an infant whose mother died in Smith’s arms.

How does Davis turn the cartoon-level violence on its head? For starters, Smith’s signature killing move is driving a carrot through an opponent’s eye–and having Smith, a real invisible man further off the radar than Gene Hackman’s character in Enemy of the State, actually grow his own carrots in the vacant building in which he squats. That’s what I call a whole ‘nother level.

In the current batch of one man going up against an army of killers movies, the protagonist somehow evades multiple fusillades of bullets but Owen and Belluci take this to ridiculous heights in Shoot ‘Em Up, with two confrontations towards the end, one in Smith’s squat and the other where Owen tracks Giamatti to his client and attacks their lair. The idea that his aim–and luck–is so much better than every single one of the baddies’, well, I just have to laugh.

Warning: Though this is decidedly a satire, and a high-grade one, I want to be clear that bullets and blood are onscreen in massive quantities.

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Lucky Number Slevin

Paul McGuigan takes an American spin on the gangster revenge flick he did so well a half decade earlier in Gangster No. 1. The result here is good but while it is no doubt funnier lacks the vicious edge that put the 2001 movie over the top. You will want to pay close attention, though, as almost nothing is as it seems.

Lucky Number Slevin has quite the cast. Josh Hartnett is the title character, Bruce Willis is a veteran mob hitman called Goodkat(?), Morgan Freeman and Ben Kingsley are partners turned rival gangsters called The Boss and The Rabbi (yes, Kingsley’s character really is a rabbi), Stanley Tucci is an NYPD detective, Mykelti Williamson is a dimwitted henchman, Danny Aiello has a cameo as a bookie, Robert Forster a cameo as one of Tucci’s colleagues and Lucy Liu is her usual sexy, gregarious self as Slevin’s accidental love.

The plot is a black humor twist of Hitchcock’s mistaken identity classic, North by Northwest, with Slevin standing in for Cary Grant’s Roger Thornhill and Liu for Eva Marie Saint. Writer Jason Smilovic doesn’t leave the comparison to chance and has Kingsley’s character talk about taking his immigrant father to see it. But while we viewers know from the start that Slevin Kelevra is not the Nick Fisher the others seem to think, well, like I said at the top nothing is as it seems; Lucky Number has onion-like layers, an Outback Steakhouse Bloomin’ Onion, fried and big and greasy and still so tasty.

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Let's Go to Prison

This 2006 piece of dreck comedy was so boring that I hit stop after 15 minutes (right after Will Arnett’s character’s trial opens). I expected more from Let’s Go to Prison since it stars Arnett and Dax Shepherd, was written by the Reno 911/Night at the Museum/The Pacifier team of Thomas Lennon and Robert Ben Garant and was directed by the funny Bob Odenkirk.

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The French Connection

Released in 1971, The French Connection was part of the post-hippy hardedged wave of films including The Godfather and Serpico that did a hard reset on American, and especially New York, cops and robbers police procedurals. This movie, directed by William Freidkin and written by Ernest Tidyman from Robin Moore’s novel, revels in the mundane emotions of a cop’s job, the long stretches of boredom punctuated by a foot chase that leaves everyone heaving for a breath and imperfections generated by base emotions like jealousy and spite, as well as the dirt and hassles which pervade modern American urban life.

Gene Hackman stars as NYPD Detective Poppy Doyle along with Roy Scheider as his partner Det. Cloudy Russo, Tony Lo Bianco as Sal Boca and Fernando Rey as Alain Charnier; Marcel Boffuzzi has a great cameo as Charnier’s muscleman Pierre Nicoli and Eddie Egan and Sonny Grosso, the real life cops whose exploits were the basis of the film, also have small parts.

Doyle has about exhausted the patience of his boss and squadmates in the Narcotics Bureau, not to mention his liver’s capacity to clean booze from his blood when he notices a small time hood called Sal Boca throw around serious cash having dinner and drinks with some far larger fish. On a hunch he and Russo tail Boca and his wife, only to see them switching cars and scrambling to get home in time to open the greasy spoon they run in Queens. “Exercising discretion” the stay on Boca for a few more days until he meets up with Joel Weinstock, a man known for financing major drug deals.

This is enough, barely, to get their Lieutenant’s approval for a bigger operation with the FBI drug squad. Meanwhile, Boca really is trying to put together a French drug connection with Charnier, a Marseille mob boss, with financing from Weinstock. Staking out Boca brought Charnier onto their radar but he’s wily and experienced at detecting a tail.

Hackman establishes the screen persona here that he went on to use so effectively over his long, acclaimed career, ornery, convinced of his own correctness and resentful of authority and so it isn’t too surprising that he won the Best Actor Oscar for his performance. Scheider is also good playing the softer, suffering partner, willing to take risks and still clean up after Doyle and he was nominated for Supporting Actor but lost to Ben Johnson (for Larry McMurtry and Peter Bogdanovich’s The Last Picture Show). Rey and Boffuzzi are also really effective and Lo Bianco does well with, to be honest, the one major character not given much meat.

Friedkin and Tidyman also won Oscars for directing and adapted screenplay, respectively, and the movie took the Best Picture award for the producers. 36 years later much of what they accomplished here may seem less exciting but at the time was innovative; consider that three of the other Best Picture nominees were The Last Picture Show, Nicholas and Alexandria and Fiddler on the Roof, all quality films to be sure but nothing all that original, though the fifth was Stanley Kubrick’s A Clockwork Orange, which was even more creative and rush-inducing.

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War

Teaming up for the second time, Jet Li and Jason Stathem are the opponents in a movie that matches the latest trends in extreme violence. FBI agent Hank Crawford (Stathem) gets in the middle of a war between a Triad gang lead by Chang (John Lone) and a Yakuza family run by Shiro (Ryo Ishibashi), but he really wants Rogue (Li), a Chinese hitman who used to work for the CIA and now does the business for Chang. He also murdered Crawford’s partner and his partner’s wife and young daughter just moments before Crawford arrived with his own wife (Andrea Roth, Dennis Leary’s wife on Rescue Me) and son.

War is pretty much what one expects for a late summer action flick: plenty of action with guns and martial arts smackdowns, cops versus robbers and a bevy of gorgeous babes. In the latter group are Devon Aoki as Shiro’s daughter and number two, Nadine Velasquez (Catalina on My Name is Earl) as Chang’s wife and an uncredited, tall and very well endowed beauty as a hooker who delivers Li’s first payday.

The real hottie in War, though, is the car Jet Li drives throughout: the Spyker C8 Spyder. A Dutch marque not widely seen in the US despite being around since 1914 and having a Formula One entry, you can check them out in person at Spyker of Silicon Valley. However, you better go loaded since the car lists for over $250,000.

The director is Phillip Atwell, moving up to features after making his mark with some high profile rap videos for 50 Cent, DMX, NWA and Xhibit. Atwell does okay, never letting the action slow down and adding flash and movement even in what could otherwise be very talky scenes. The script, from Lee Smith and Greg Bradley, is less exciting though there are a couple of pretty decent twists in the third act; not terrible for the first produced script for either.

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Dirty Work

I only watched this movie because there was nothing else even remotely interesting and Lance Reddick is so good on The Wire. Reddick is a dirty cop but we’re supposed to think that’s only due to some bad luck and too much gambling, which got him under the thumb of Julian, a weird local crime boss played by Austin Pembleton.

Dirty Work picks up when Assistant State Attorney Frank Sullivan (Mike McGlore), running for his boss’s job, comes home late one night. During a fight he gets physical with his alcoholic wife and strangles her; he and his campaign manager smuggle the body out and stage her to appear as if she was another victim of a rapist/murderer. The other plot is that Reddick decides he’s not going to let Julian ruin a young Polish hotel maid, after she overheard the real killer, Julian’s top goon, admit that fact to his boss.

In the end, this movie is too simple and formulaic. Writer/director Bruce Terris, in his first feature-length production, leans too heavily on dark visuals, bad Chicago winter weather and some pretty decent acting to overcome poor material with too few surprises for a thriller.

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Rush Hour 3

After taking down Vegas and Hong Kong, the unlikely pairing of LAPD detective James Carter (Chris Tucker) and Hong Long PD Chief Inspector Lee (Jackie Chan) are after the biggest game of all in Paris, the leaders of the Hong Kong Triads. Brett Rattner retains the director’s seat he’s occupied for all three installments while Jeff Nathanson, who took over the writing for 2, repeats here.

In Rush Hour 3, Lee’s mentor Ambassador Han is about to reveal this great secret of the Triads before a made-up version of the World Court when he’s assassinated with Lee just a few feet away from the podium. Lee sees the sharpshooter and gives chase, running into Carter. Han’s daughter, now all grown up and hot, is kidnapped, sending the boys to France to finish the job Han started and recover the girl.

Tipped to a private gentlemen’s club, Lee and Carter connect with a hot Asian (Youki Kudoh) and French-African woman (Noemie Lenoir), respectively. Kudoh, unfortunately for Lee, is a Triad assassin and requires him to use all of his agility to get away but Lenoir is much friendlier to Carter. Max von Sydow and Oscar-winning film director Roman Polansky are not bad in supporting roles as the head of the World Court and a French police detective. Polansky, of course, has also been a fugitive from American justice for over 30 years on a statutory rape charge, so I was quite amused to see him playing a cop; von Sydow has played this type of roles so many times over the years that one worries he’s going to walk through his lines.

Hiroyuki Sanada is Kenji, the principal villain, beginning with Han’s killing and right to the climactic confrontation with Lee and Carter in the restaurant at the top of the Eiffel Tower. Along the way, through the three’s interactions, we finally learn a bit of Lee’s personal story and Carter shows he hasn’t been talking out of his ass when claiming to have spent the years since the duo’s last adventure studying martial arts.

Overall this was an enjoyable entertainment even if it is also the slightest of the three Hours. Rattner and Nathanson still to their formula like SuperGlue in every scene and line of dialog, and I’m not sure I’d pay to see Rush Hour 4, but since it’s a decent formula we walked out of the theater laughing and if they do make a fourth I’d certainly watch it on cable.

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Miami Vice

Twenty years on Crockett and Tubbs finally make it to the big screen, with Colin Farrell replacing Don Johnson and Jamie Foxx in place of Philip Michael Thomas and a budget commensurate with their star power. Since Michael Mann created the TV show and wrote and directed this movie, we get a lot more continuity than in similar migrations (e.g., Lost in Space, SWAT). Castillo, Zito, Switek, Gina and Trudy are all back too, though things are far too serious to make time for the series’ parade of goofy informants like Noogie and Izzie.

Miami Vice the movie felt like a really well-made two hour episode and I mean that as a compliment. The plot, the characters, the atmosphere, the visuals are all in tune with the best of the series; overall I was most reminded of the second season opener Prodigal Son that spent much of its time in New York, with Crockett falling for a bad woman and walking the streets at night to Glenn Frey’s song “You Belong to the City” all over the soundtrack.

No Manhattan here, though we do get to see a bit of Havana, Port au Prince (Haiti’s capital) and Columbian jungles. Crockett and Tubbs get brought in by an FBI ASAC after they help him discover a leak in his drug task force and, not knowing where the bad apple sits, leave them to run things as they see fit. Finding a weak link in the cartel’s use of outside contractors to transport their drugs, the squad busts the current jobholders and get hired in their place.

One of the top lieutenants is a hot Asian woman (Gong Li) and she and Sonny fall for each other immediately. This doesn’t sit well with Jose Yero (John Ortiz), the cartel’s security and counterintelligence manager, and in the end he tries to use it against them. Tries. There are gun battles, a few explosions.

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Essex Boys

BBC America had this 2000 mobster flick on their Brit Movie night last Sunday. It’s got Sean Bean, Alex Kingston and Tom Wilkerson in what I saw posited as an English Goodfellas, and I loves me my Goodfellas. In the end Essex Boys was okay but not great; the comparison to that great Scorsese flick is a stretch in several dimensions.

Bean is a wiseguy called Jason Locke just out from a five year term and while he was away his boss did amazingly well (e.g., mansion, fancy cars, trophy wife). He’s also an extremely jealous man and not quite able to believe that his wife (Kingston, looking even hotter than she did on ER) was faithful all that time.

Our point of view is provided by a young guy named Billy (Charlie Creed-Miles) who is recommended to Locke by prison friend John Dyke (Wilkerson) as a driver, a job Billy does occasionally for the older man as well. He quickly becomes one of the guys, despite some concern about just what it is he’s getting into.

Locke wants a bit of the good life too, more than what he’s likely to come by soon as someone else’s muscle. That’s the beginning of the end. Written and directed by Terry Winsor, many of the twists are unexpected and most of the bad guys get what’s coming but Essex Boys lacks the complexity and scope of Goodfellas. Goals should, I think, be farther than one’s fingers can quite reach but one must accept the results that come.

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