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The Rundown

The Rock is starting to show real acting ability, first in The Scorpion King and now in 2003′s The Rundown, with more than just action chops; I’m looking forward to his performance as a gay bodyguard/aspiring singer in the upcoming Get Shorty sequel Be Cool. For my money, the ex-WWE wrestler has emerged with Vin Diesel and Matt Damon as the newest class of American stars capable of delivering successfully in action and comedy (the Governator even makes a passing the torch cameo in this movie’s opening scene); he’s apparently attached to play the title character in a live action version of Cartoon Network’s Johnny Bravo which might be an interesting indicator of how far Dwayne Johnson can move from his action base.

Beck (The Rock) dreams of opening his own restaurant, keeping a small notebook for recipe ideas, but is stuck–reason unspecified–working for an LA crime boss (veteran character actor William Lucking) as a retrieval specialist. One more job will fulfill his obligation but his assignment is a real doozy: head down to the Amazon, find the gangster’s wayward son Travis and bring him home.

American Pie vet Sean William Scott is the son, a college dropout and modern day Indiana Jones wannabe, on the trail of El Gato de Diablo (the Devil’s Cat), a mythical pre-Columbian statue made of pure gold. Director Peter Berg (most recently in theaters with the semi-hit Friday Night Lights) wisely wastes no time getting Beck and Travis together: one minute Beck has his orders, the next he’s on a tiny plane avoiding herd of steers on the dusty landing strip, and the next at Rosario Dawson’s bar, Scott sneaking out but betrayed by the bar’s mirror.

Two obstacles stand in between Beck and a simple success: Hatcher (Christopher Walken), an American running an illicit goldmine on whose territory the statue is hidden, and Mariana ( the lovely Dawson), providing Scott with material support for her own ulterior motives.

Given a role that other actors might have walked through for the paycheck, Walken takes too much pleasure from his performances and takes the part of a greedy, arrogant sociopath to the next level; in my mind’s eye I saw Hatcher twirling the ends of his waxed mustache as his eyes lit up when Beck appeared on (security) camera to initiate the climactic battle. Dawson, too, was given a substantive, interesting character rather than the stereotypical bimbo so often used to add salaciousness for the teen male demographic.

Ernie Reyes Jr. has a great supporting part as leader of a band of Amazonian natives that capture Beck and Travis. Reyes is not much more than half the size of The Rock but he and his crew use some amazing martial arts skills and aerobatics to nearly win a fight that Travis provokes to escape from the no-nonsense Beck. This was one of the most original, enjoyable movie fight scenes I’ve seen since Hollywood imported Jackie Chan, John Woo and associates from Hong Kong.

Writers RJ Stewart (breaking back into film after writing many scripts for Xena: Warrior Princess) and James Vanderbilt (Darkness Falls) also give Beck a very memorable recurring standard bit. To open each confrontion with another character–such as the meeting with Travis, to explain that the two will be returning to his father in LA–Beck offers Option A and Option B. The former is to go easy, the latter to go hard and, in answer to Travis, there’s never an Option C even if Travis and later Hatcher, to their detriment, believe otherwise. These bits provide The Rock good material which he uses to show that acting ability I mentioned.

Berg keeps the action moving at a very good pace and wastes very few of his 100 minutes on scenes that don’t serve both plot and character development. One could easily imagine a version by a different director who added, for instance, scenes to establish the relationship between Scott, Dawson and Walken or, strengthening the mirroring between protagonist and antagonist, how Walken came to be running the mines. Good job.

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Bonus note: Scott will make a brief cameo as Stiffler in the upcoming straight to DVD attempt to capitalize on a cash cow American Pie: Band Camp, with the plot focusing on his character’s younger brother and his plan to make a Girls Gone Wild-style video. Yes, Jennifer Coolidge will reprise her role as America’s favorite MILF.

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The In-Laws (2003)

I laughed quite a bit at the 2003 remake of The In-Laws but I still am not quite sure why they bothered. Films like this just don’t do big box office–IMDB shows a final US gross of just over $20M–but then Michael Douglas, who stars as the CIA agent here, has a big name but little recent track record of delivering results and Albert Brooks, cartoons aside, never has.

Most people would probably prefer the 1979 original, with Peter Falk and Alan Arkin in the roles played by Douglas and Brooks here, and I can’t argue that too much. Today’s bigger budgets and better special effects technology are nice but in some ways they make things too easy, too smooth. And Falk just has a little bit more in the way of cranky idiosyncracies that draws one into his clutches than the slick as a used car salesman Douglas.

mildly amusing

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Starsky & Hutch

An out and out police farce–compared to the original TV series–Starsky & Hutch is plain funny. Not smart and funny like, say, a Woody Allen or Coen Brothers film but more in line with the better National Lampoon movies. Director/co-writer Todd Phillips (Road Trip, Old School) is showing increasing skill and improving timing. Ben Stiller gets a role and a director that keeps his more obnoxious habits in check and Owen Wilson is smooth and smart.

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Knockaround Guys

Coming from David Levien and Brian Koppelman, the same pair that wrote Rounders, no one was surprised that Knockaround Guys is another movie about young guys caught up in the underworld. But Guys does not have anyone like Matt Damon or Edward Norton to play the young men struggling with The Life and no femme like Famke Jansen to add spice. In the end, the pair’s script and direction is pulled under by overly pretenscious speeches and a simplistic plot.

It’s all about putting words in the mouths of stereotypical characters. Barry Pepper is a mob boss’s son, whose father doesn’t give him the respect he craves, Seth Green and Andrew Davoli are also second generation hoods not living up to dad, and Vin Diesel is the muscleman who ‘understands’ the truth of their path better than any of the others. John Malkovitch is Pepper’s evil, slick uncle, chafing under the thumb of Dennis Hopper. A bunch of no-name actors play the hicks who get in the way of Malkovitch’s plan to flip the pecking order and none stand out. Might have expected Levien and Koppleman to use the wide open spaces of the Montana location a little more attractively but that didn’t happen either.

Not really worth the time

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Showtime

Analyze This was sort of funny. Meet the Parents, how that was successful, much less worthy of a sequel, is beyond me. (Okay, I know the only care about the grosses and that’s why there’ll be a sequel.) But in Showtime they’ve finally found a way to really bring out Robert DeNiro’s comic touch. And the answer is…DeNiro doesn’t act funny. He doesn’t try to make the audience laugh. He plays it completely straight. And walks into lots and lots of Eddie Murphy straight lines. Plus, no offense to Ben Stiller, who is funny once in awhile, or Billy Crystal, who has been funny far more regularly, but the producers also found an excellent foil in Murphy. I was sitting in the theater laughing out loud throughout this movie.

Lately, Murphy really seems to have found his way (Shrek, Doctor Dolittle) after some initial brilliance (48 Hrs., Trading Places) and then a period wandering in the desert (Distinguished Gentleman, Harlem Nights, Vampire in Brooklyn). Rene Russo is the dead-on stereotype of a modern news producer. William Shatner continues to use his reputation as a punching bag; the bit where he shows Murphy and DeNiro how to use an eyebrow as the coup de grace in interviewing a perp is just perfect. Lawyer Johnnie Cochran does the same for his own self. DeNiro’s adopted daughter, Drena De Niro, does a sweet job as eyecandy assistant to Russo’s producer; one line even has her father asking her if she’s into a “Daddy thing.” Looking at her IMDB listing, this isn’t her first movie but most of her opportunities come in Dad’s films. Pedro Damián plays the main baddie and he understands the comic book timing perfectly.

Director Tom Dey follows up his Jackie Chan hit Shanghai Noon here and clearly Dey is a director to watch: two times at bat, two very funny movies. I assumed he was directing the currently in production Chan sequel, Shanghai Knights, but according to IMDB he’s not; David Dobkin who gave us the utterly pedestrian Clay Pigeons is helming that one. Oh well. Kudos too to writers Alfred Gough and Miles Millar, who also collaborated with Dey on Shanghai Noon. Key to their success is realizing that this is a perfect opportunity to make a cartoon, to bash all the conventions of cop movies. Think of Schwarzenneger’s Last Action Hero without the actual descent into fantasy. The main case our (of course) reluctant partners pursue is a brand new, amazingly deadly automatic chain gun. The gun is so big and so bad it can blow up police cars or level a small house with just a few rounds.

Highly recommended!

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Ocean's 11

I had been reluctant to see this remake of a less-than-classic 1960 Sinatra film once I read the reviews. But I got a good review from my sister and there was nothing else that seemed interesting so off we went. My sister was right and we enjoyed this film. Although director Steven Soderbergh would have been better off without the useless coda; I guess he felt the need to show Julia Roberts and George Clooney kissing. Why was Don Cheadle speaking with a Cockney accent? Casey Affleck and Scott Caan nearly steal the movie as a pair of bumbling brothers who take on almost all the crucial supporting tasks. Carl Reiner, still great at age 79, shows superb timing and delivery. Still, the point of the original was to give the Rat Pack a chance to work together and this crew doesn’t quite match the cohesion and chemistry, even if this film is better made.

Recommended if you want to come out feeling good.

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Bandits

Director Barry Levinson recaptures his comedic touch in Bandits, a story of love, money, and brotherhood. Levinson blew me away with his debut film Diner, which he wroted and directed, following up with a string of majors: The Natural, Tin Men, Good Morning, Vietnam, and Rainman. Then he turned to mostly dramatic movies in the ’90s: Avalon, Bugsy, Disclosure, Sleepers, Sphere (why was Levinson directing an SF flick?) and Liberty Heights, and he was trying, I suppose, to be a serious filmmaker but he’s best at comedy. Even in the ’90s he slipped in Wag the Dog.

Bandits gives us Bruce Willis and Billy Bob Thornton as escaped convicts who go on a bank robbery spree and pick up neglected but housewife Cate Blanchett, who falls in love with both of them, along the way. There’s a surprising ending. But the film was just hilarious. Willis is great at these adult comedies (as in The Whole Nine Yards), Thornton is swell as the smart hypochondriac, and Blanchett is funny and totally radiant, bringing nice depth to her character as the relationship between the three evolves. The first shot of her, as she screws in a blue light bulb, is gorgeous, amazingly well-suited to her coloring.

Bobby Slayton, one of the funnier standups around today, does a nice supporting turn as the host of a true crime TV show, which Levinson uses as a framing device for the movie.

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Beautiful

I wonder if I watched the same move as James Berardinelli, who called the film “a wretchedly insipid effort that makes a mockery of its name.” How can any film with both Minnie Driver and Joey Lauren Adams be that bad? Okay, the story is a little implausible and how anyone can think Adams could play the schlumpy best friend is a mystery to me. I admit that Sally Field doesn’t do the movie any favors in her directorial debut, though. At least Andy Klein of New Times L.A. agrees with me.

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