Monthly Archives: March 2006

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy was a comic novel which I’d been looking forward to seeing on the big screen for years which sadly turned out a huge disappointment. No doubt that Douglas Adams created visuals and action challenging to CG technology 25 years after first publication and complex characters and wordplay difficult to translate at any time; Adams dying before the screenplay could be completed was another nail.

That the director (Garth Jennings) was mostly known for music videos and the writer (Karey Kirkpatrick) for kiddie flicks two more. The flailing plot ending up elevating a minor bit (the Arthur/Trillian romance, which was not in the novel) as the climax one too many. The bad result: not much of a surprise and spoiling what could have been a five movie series. At least Marvin was cute.

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Find Me Guilty

Vin Diesel shows a little range in Sidney Lumet’s courthouse comedy Find Me Guilty, stretching his chops outside the action and semi-action comedy flicks he most often makes. Not that I don’t enjoy both of the linked films, but it’s nice to see Diesel try to move outside the little square Hollywood tries to draw around people to make their investments safer.

I’d probably give the biggest chunk of credit to Lumet. He’s been making terrific films for half century now, a slew of ’50s Golden Age live TV dramas and 1957′s 12 Angry Men (tell me the faceoff between Henry Fonda and Lee J. Cobb isn’t among your favorite mano-a-mano verbal brawls), 1964′s Cold War masterpiece Fail-Safe (Fonda again), the ’70s trifecta of Dog Day Afternoon, Serpico and Network, Paul Newman’s underrated The Verdict and, his last great movie IMO before a run of dogs, River Phoenix’s Running On Empty.

FMG retells the true story of the lengthiest mafia trial in American judicial history when, in the mid-80s, 20 New Jersey members of the Luccese family were prosecuted on 76 criminal counts in a trial that lasted over 21 months. Can you imagine being on the jury for all that time? Me neither. Amusingly, after all the hundreds of witnesses and mounds of evidence the jury only needed 14 hours to get the verdict.

Vin plays Giacomo “Jackie Dee” DiNorscio, a clearly cruel mobster but one who still kept to omerta at a time when it was beginning to break down as others were taking deals and ratting rather than doing time. The Feds offered DiNorscio a deal three times but even after a separate drug bust landed him a 30 year sentence he refused to talk. In fact, of the 20 defendents he was the only one already in prison; he went back to the Manhattan lockup each night while his associates slept in their own beds.

Fed up with attorneys who, after all, did little good as he was railroaded to that 30 year term, Jackie decides to do for himself and this is where the comedy comes from. Lately, when a movie is ‘based on a true story’ you can give it a miss more often than not but Lumet and co-writers T.J Mancini and Robert J. McCrea (both with their first screenplay credit here) deftly take the larger than life mook with nothing to lose, tread carefully around DeNorscio’s awful CV and what in real life was a boring, neverending process and come out the other end with a fairly lighthearted fish out of water comedy.

The opposition, the man who is really the good guy, is a guy who just wants to put some very bad men behind bars, US Attorney Sean Kierney played well by Linus Roache (a Mancunian who almost has the mostly-neutral Mid-Atlantic accent correct). Kierney rightly cannot understand how this chubby, balding mobster is beating him with the jury but Americans have frequently sided with the populist over the intellectual. 21 months is a long time to sit and listen and Fat Jackie, well, he entertained them. He admitted to plenty of crimes, just not the ones for which he was on trial, and was able to shovel some serious dirt on (what Lumet presented as) the most important witnesses.
Good supporting cast too. Alex Rocco, looking really old, as the crew’s boss; Peter Dinklage (Station Agent) as the lead defense attorney (the constant deliberate wheeling out of his podium got annoying after awhile); The Wire‘s Domenick Lombardozzi as an FBI agent and one of the discredited witnesses; Annabella Sciorra as Diesel’s ex-wife who, of course, still has some feelings for him and has them, er, interrupted by guards during a brief jail visit; and, Ron Silver as the judge, his best scenes coming in his office and from riding herd on the very large herd.

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Five Easy Pieces

Maybe back in the day this passed for counterculture sophistication but I just don’t see the appeal of Five Easy Pieces (1970). Maybe star Jack Nicholson’s allegedly overlarge penis was visible and I just don’t look there, otherwise I don’t get the attraction for such hotties as very young, slender, blond hotties as Karen Black, Susan Anspach (with long wavy, curly hair to die for) and even Sally Struthers.

Now Ralph Waite as his snootier than thou older brother, that was sort of amusing. Billy Green Bush as his drinking buddy who can’t stop giggling, even when a couple of lawmen are dragging him off for jumping bail, a bit of a laugh. Lois Smith played his sister but she seemed more interested in jumping in his bed.

Pretty disappointing. This movie came out when I was too young to see it but along with Easy Rider is kind of a touchstone of late ’60s hippydom so I figured 25 years is long enough to wait. Seriously, the Monkees movie Head, which Nicholson and director Bob Rafelson collaborated on the year before was almost better.
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Kung Fu Hustle

After enjoying Shaolin Soccer, the last film written, directed and starring Stephen Chow, we were looking forward to Kung Fu Hustle and glad to see it on On Demand early access. Unfortunately our expectations weren’t really met. Possibly this was due to more substantial dependence on the dialog but poor translation into English subtitles rather than the film itself but I felt it was disjointed, awkward, and pushed Chow’s role, which based only on plot should have been fairly minor, to prominence because he played the part. Had a lot of neat elements which could have been melded together better, though the night battle with the musician/assassins was really cool.

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Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

This is one of those movies I wouldn’t pay to see in the theater but, for free on cable, is hard to pass up. There was plenty of hype from the cast–Jude Law, Gwyneth Paltrow and Angelina Jolie–and because this is the first time every shot was made in front of a blue screen, with no sets or outdoor locations, all of the scenery filled in by computer like one more class of special effect.

Still, I barely watched to the end of Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow and wouldn’t have if it wasn’t short, under 100 minutes without the final credits, and I wasn’t waiting for the climactic season ending Duke-North Carolina basketball game. Special effects and an Indiana Jones-ish retro-SF style only take you so far; you still have to make a movie, with plot, pacing and acting.

Set in a world that never happened, a 1940s without a World War II as best I can guess, dozens of giant flying robots appear in the skies over Manhattan. Rumbling, stomping through city streets, leaving only after our hero Joe “Sky Captain” Sullivan (Law) shows up in his little fighter and blows up two or three. Meanwhile intrepid gal reporter Polly Perkins (Paltrow) stumbles on a scared German scientist who can only whisper that she must find someone named Totenkopf before dying. Of course they used to be in love, until she betrayed him, and now they’ve got to team up again to save the world.

Jolie shows up about half way in as the commander of some wild secret British flying aircraft carrier–who was Polly’s rival for Sullivan’s affections back in the day–with an eyepatch and a surprisingly bad accent. Giovanni Ribisi, showing he doesn’t always have to act as if the amphetamines were extra strong that day, is the science geek/best buddy and Bai Ling, always covered head to toe in a leather flying suit and goggles, is barely recognizable in a few scenes as the mysterious leader of the robot squads. The only other recognizable name in the cast is Michael Gambon, fresh off his first run as Hogwart’s headmaster Dumbledore, mostly on the other end of the phone as Polly’s editor.
The weirdest thing is that the villian, Totenkopf, is played by the long-dead Sir Laurence Olivier! We only ever see him on strange video screens and I’m not sure the voice is actually Olivier though no one else is credited. The reason for using him is not clear to me at all but Ebert gives it a weak thumbs up.

The problem with Sky Captain is that writer/director Kerry Conran really doesn’t know how to make a movie. I understand that he plotted and planned this film for many years, even spending a few years making a six minute proof of concept that got him studio funding, but producer Jon Avnet–who has directed a number of times himself–should have given Conran much stronger guidance.

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